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Akari: Ah, it's the forest. You see someone running through the forest covered in blood you're not gonna bat an eye. You'll probably just be like, As you were.

Haruki:...

Haruki: Okay, I don’t know what kind of freaky-ass camping trips you’ve been on but that's not how the forest works!

Akari: It does where I'm from.

#S: Buzzfeed unsolved #not a ship #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman z #haruki natsukawa #ultrawoman oc: Akari Yuri

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{Taro makes peanut-butter sandwiches and brings one to Ace, who's suspicious about it...]

Ace, checking the inside of the sandwich: Why is the peanut butter crunchy? R/n didn’t buy it crunchy...

{He looks at Taro who has little smirk on his face.]

Ace: Did you...Did you put something in it to make it crunchy?

{Taro shakes his head, but luckily R/n was also making a sandwich too....}

R/n, from the kitchen: What the, urg...--*spitting noises* Ew! Who put pop rocks in the peanut-butter?! 

#ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman taro #ultraman ace #ultraman ace x reader #gn reader

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Shadowy figure (Tregear): What is your darkest desire?

Katsumi: I wanna stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes by.

Shadowy Figure:

Shadowy Figure: What is your other darkest desire?

#ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman tregear #ultraman rosso #katsumi minato #ultraman r/b

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[Spark doll au.}

X: I dunno, it's a Friday night, the night is young and so are we! why should we stay home tonight?

R/n: *shimmies out of their jeans; removes their bra from under their shirt, and fires up the game-station to play video games*

X:...

X: On second thought, you raise a good point. let's stay home

#ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman x #ultraman X x reader #afab nb reader

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Riku, To R/n as they watch Belial eat: Dad eats like a Duck.

R/n: I dunno, ducks tend to chew. I say he eats more like a python...

Belial: *rolls up an apple dutch baby pancake and proceeds to swallows it whole.*

#ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman geed #riku asakura #ultraman belial #ultraman belial x reader

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(Akari & Zero are watching the UFG transport station's cctv, they’re watching an annoyed woman standing on the empty platform staring at her watch.)

Akari: It’s been almost an hour lady, get the hint!

Zero: Did you also tell her the station is closed due to-

Akari: Yes, I told her the station was closed due to flooding!…. You’d think the rushing river in front of her would be a tip off! But, oh no! she’s so important, she’s above mother nature! 

Zero: Oh, look! Nayaka is here!

Zero: *high-pitch voice.* Ma’am you have to leave, the station is closed due to the storm.

Akari, joining him, with a bad British accent: My train’s running late!

Zero: the trains are cancelled ma’am, becau-

Akari:I have an appointment in the Autum ward!  

Zero: I understand ma’am, but there are no trains today!

Akari: I don’t care! I’m not leaving until my train comes!

Zero: Ma’am, if you don’t leave now I’ll have to arrest you for trespassing!

Akari: WHAAAAT? THAT’S RIDICULOUS! 

Zero: Don’t raise your voice voice at me-

Akari: I’M NOT RAISING MY VOI- *The woman shoves Nayaka* (normal voice)..Ohhh, she’s going to jail now.

Zero: uh-huh! 

(They watch as Nayaka cuffs then drags the screaming woman out of the station.)

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[The capital city in Fallen Earth au resembles a giant flower. it's the most advance city in the world, it was created by the cooperation of humans and aliens working together, the city has five wards (the petals) in total four act as residential/urban areas each name after a season: the Fall, Spring, Summer and Winter, and the center ward that acts as the UFG's main headquarters.

When a monster attack is nearby the city can encapsulate itself by the Petals closing, but don't worry about messy houses or cars getting wrecked every ward is equipped gravity emitter so everything stays in place while in defense mode and when the threat is gone the city walls bloom open again.]

#ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman zero #ultrawoman oc: Akari Yuri #Ultrawoman oc: Nayaka Morimoto

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Zoffy. reading complaints: Okay. Z, told R/n that Hikari has a distinct old man smell?

[He looks at Hikari for an explanation.]

Hikari: I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.

#S: the office #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman z #ultraman hikari #ultraman zoffy #ultraman zoffy x reader #cyborg reader

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Seven, to a cocky foe: You're about two seconds from wearing that smile around your ass...

#S: spawn #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraseven

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Jack, Walks into Zoffy's office: Whoop. Sorry, Did I wake you?

Zoffy, sitting at his desk with his head down: No, I was just sleeping

#S: home movie tv series #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman jack #ultraman zoffy

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Man, knocks on Seven's door: Are you in there?

Seven: No.

Man: Are you lying?

Seven:

Seven: No.

#s: tumblr #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraseven

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full of artificial food colors yum

#kamen rider den o #momotaros #urataros #kintaro #ryutaros

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[Akari is showing showing her friends one of the weird hybrid plants on her Earth due to some of the alien population experimenting with the local flora.]

Akari, holding up a blue-green round fruit: This is a plaster gourd, it's also known as Medic's gourd.

Geed: Why?

Akari: Well, for starters *She cracks the gourd open with her bare hands* look at how ripe the inner flesh is.

Akari: If the flesh were white, when exposed to air it dries out fast turning rock hard and is pretty much inedible, but you can crush into a powder and mixed it with water to create a plaster substitute, which can be used for housing or mending broken limbs also the smell it gives off works a decent bug repellent.

Taiga: and if it's pink like that?

Akari: At this point the gourd is over ripe, it doesn't harden like it does in it's young stage, though it does firm up into a thick custard like consistency and at this point it is edible or let it ferment a little longer and you got a nice frothy juice that can give you a pretty decent buzzz...

{Zero gives her a look.]

Akari: Not... that I would know *chuckles nervously* Moving on!

Akari, scoops some pulp into some bowls: Here, have a taste if you're brave enough.

{The ultra kids all awkwardly look at each other trying to figure out who to sacrifice? When Orb suddenly rushed over.]

Orb: Is that Plaster gourd?

Akari: *nods*

Orb, turns into Gai: I have been craving this for so long!

*he takes one of the bowls and starts eating groans in satisfaction*

Grigio: What's it taste like?

Gai: It's mix between a dragonfruit, a watermelon and black cherries. Back on my Earth I tried for years to recreate the flavor with smoothies, but I just couldn't get the thickness or tartness right...

{The other ultras tried the fruit and like it they started asking about more fruits and vegetables that can be found in the wasteland.]

#ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman zero #ultraman taiga #ultraman geed #riku asakura #ultrawoman grigio #ultraman orb #gai kurenai #ultrawoman oc: Akari Yuri

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Leo, to his daughter: Why do you put up with Akari?

Mile, at her computer: Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends.

Leo: Why?

Mile, looks away from her work: ... You ask really hard questions. Look, I know she can be aggravating sometimes, but you have to remember she's not doing it on purpose. It's just how she is. Oh, but she's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together.

Leo:

Leo: You know you're kind of describing a dog.

Mile: Well...She did bite me once. But in her defense, I came up behind her while she was eating.

Leo, recalling something similar with Seven: Oh, they hate that.

#S: big bang theory #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman leo #dad! leo #ultrawoman oc: Mile Morimoto #ultraseven #ultrawoman oc: Akari Yuri

[harveyb-wabbit92]

a bit late, but...

happy 50th anniversary, ultraman leo & astra ♥

#ultraman leo #astra

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R/n, trying to look over a wall: Z, I need a boost!

Z: Sure, no problem.

{R/m braces against the wall and raises a foot up.]

Z, Starts clapping and cheering: Go, go! You can do it! You're the best! Whoo-hoo!!

R/n:

#S: the weekenders #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman z #ultraman z x reader #gn reader #reader's species is ambiguous

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Man: Hey, Zoffy can yo-

Zoffy: I can't talk now. Too much caffeine.

Man:

Zoffy:....I smell colors....

{Man turns off the lights and backs out of the room.]

#ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman zoffy

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Taiga: You want me to leave now so you can say bad words?

Seven: That'd be great, thanks.

#S: the weekenders #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraseven #ultraman taiga