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daddiesdrarryy · 1 day
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Sirius: So how’s fatherhood treating you?
Regulus: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though
Remus: Don’t worry, Reg, it’s normal for babies
Regulus: What? No, Harry is fine. I was talking about James
James, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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that-bitch-kat3 · 4 months
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lily evans: can you imagine being mad at me lol? like how’d you let a 5’2” bitch piss you off? tf?
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marauderenergy · 1 year
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[James’ wedding speech]
James: today, I’m lucky enough to marry my best friend-
Lily: *blushing*
Sirius: *horrified gasp*
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takearisk-xo · 2 months
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@petalsinwoodvale i'm not done apparently
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alwaysthehbp · 9 days
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Snape: I think you should play the role of my father.
Albus: I don’t want to be your father.
Snape: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.
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jameskinniesrise · 4 days
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Lily: Severus Snape, you have the right to remain
Sirius: A fucking loser, hah!
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autumns-dusk · 5 months
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Sirius, *texting Lily and James*, Hey, I’m home.
James: I don’t like him being at the house by himself.
Lily, *texting Sirius back*, Okay. Are you okay? Did you lock the door?
Lily: I’m really worried. He said he wasn’t going to Marlene’s party, but for some odd reason, I don’t believe him.
Sirius, *texting back*, Yep, and I’m going to bed. Don’t worry, I have a three foot knife.
James: Where did he get a knife?
Lily, crying: We’re failing!
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samsonova-multiverse · 3 months
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Том: Я в него действительно влюблен.
Люциус: Мой Лорд, вам 70, а Поттеру 15…
Том: Возраст - всего лишь цифра.
Люциус: Ну, да. А Азкабан - всего лишь здание.
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sev-life · 6 months
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Sirius: I'd rather be an idiot than stupid.
Harry: Aren't those the same thing?
Sirius: No. Being an idiot is better.
Severus: I think you're a stupid idiot.
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Just iconic
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hptruefan-cheekytorah · 9 months
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Draco: *smirking* I'm like a fine wine, Potter.
Harry: More like a stubborn stain I can't get rid of.
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 day
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Narcissa: Here we go. This is a picture of Draco the day he was born, and this is when he took his first step
Harry: Aw, look how cute you were, Draco
Draco: Harry, please, of course I was cute. Look how I turned out!
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wizards · 2 years
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Harry & Ron theorising who the Heir of Slytherin is: I’ve connected the two dots
Hermione: you didn’t connect shit
Harry & Ron: I’ve connected them.
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marauderenergy · 1 year
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[In the Forbidden Forest]
Sirius: this is the place I visit whenever I’m feeling lonely.
James: really?
Sirius: no, I have no idea where the fuck we are
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Conversation
Ron: Can you cut me some slack, Hermione? I’m sort of in love.
Hermione: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Ron: I’m in love with you.
Hermione: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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alwaysthehbp · 10 months
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Hermione: I know you’re like a father to Harry—
Snape: Did he say that? Did you get it on tape?
Hermione: No, I—
Snape: No he didn’t say it or no you didn’t get it on tape?
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