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[incorrectgreekgods]

Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: So how did you convince all our siblings to betray me? What did you offer them? Hera: I asked if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.

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[mytholots]

Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Ares: I just stubbed my toe.

Ares: But did I cry like a baby?

Ares: Of course not.

Ares: A baby don't have the lung capacity for the sound I just made.

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[inc0rrectmyths]

<Hermes as a lawyer>

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.

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[mtolympusmemes]

Zeus: Poseidon just brought a live lobster to the party

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[paradisechid800]

Hermes: What are we going to do about Apollo?

Ares: Oh, I can take him.

Hermes: In a fight, right?

Ares: ...

Hermes: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT!?!?!?

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[withlovefromolympus]

Persephone: *removes Hades from her lap to go do something else*

Hades: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Olympus as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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[mythos-soup]

Ares: change is inedible.

Mars: I think you mean "inevitable"...

Ares: Nope. *spits out a bunch of pennies*

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[legendarycollectiveflower]

Me: omg I relate to a god!!

The god:

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[incorrectgreekgods]

Zeus: How do I deal with my enemies? Ares: Kill them Zeus: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Ares: Kill them only a little?

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[godsofhumanity]

Odysseus: "oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative" Odysseus: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite. [later] Odysseus: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.

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[mytholots]

Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Achilles: See I'm straight but if there was a man I would marry it'd be Patroclus.

Briseis: How do you feel about that, Pat?

Patroclus:

Patroclus: It's not helping with the rumors.

Briseis: I think the kiss you guys shared in my tent isn't helping with the rumors.

Achilles: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.

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[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: Can you bring me the hoe?

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮: For sure!

(minutes later)

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮:

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿:

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: Why am I here?

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[mtolympusmemes]

Hermes: It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.

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