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thatslytherinbitch54 · 5 hours

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It should be a crime to get this close without kissing:

SMH

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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months

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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

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immortalthings · 4 months

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Me: Getting into a new ship but is annoyed by the sexual content. I keep on scrolling in hopes I find something nice.

#asexual #aspec #drarry #cuttletavio #sidlink #hp ships #hpdm #captian cuttlefish #octavio takowasa #octavio splatoon #splatoon #link legend of zelda #link x sidon #prince sidon #king sidon #sidon #sidon x link #my posts

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basiatlu · 5 months

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(Original by @/ jake-clark here on tumblr)

This is my daily struggle..

#drarry #wolfstar #shushbosh #Harry Potter #art #drawing #hp ships #hp meme

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gods-graveyard · 1 month

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I made fanart of my own post- I give you my favorite insane poly trio

(Original link https://www.tumblr.com/gods-graveyard/744576621749633024/incorrect-hp-quotes-based-on-my-fic-pt2?source=share)

Also once again shameless self promo of my fic where I aggressivly ship these three (https://archiveofourown.org/works/51105907)

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Percy: I have high standards in ANY partner

Oliver: 'm just sayin how hard cann-it be?

Marcus: Its never been done before..

Oliver: Then we can try at bein the first!

Marcus: Question is- can you reach 30 mph and catch it mid air

Oliver: Well sure- but the Dulgari brand only goes 27

Marcus: Im pretty sure Diggory has one- we can nab it pretty easily

Oliver: Or we can ju'st ask

Marcus: That works too- I swear that Hufflepuff needs to grow a backbone before people take advantage of him

Oliver: As if ya any better- now wanna hit the feild?

Marcus- Shut it- and do you even have to ask Wood?

Percy: ...i am a weak man

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sainz5516 · 8 months

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Whenever an enemies to lovers fic has a line like:

Oh.

#fanfics #ao3 #larry stylinson #larry #louis and harry #harry #louis #harry styles #louis tomlinson #harry potter #hp fanfic #hp ships #enemies to lovers #mmmmmm #side eye #lol #memes #books & libraries #reading

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smilingbluetiger · 2 months

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Harry Potter and War of the ships !!!

I hope I didn't leave anyone out. Shall we open the discussion?

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toorumlk · 27 days

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now this is a crack/rare hp ship i can get behind!!!

im a simple woman - i see a ship w a jock/nerd dynamic and i smash that like button

the fact that theyre in the same year so they shared dorms for 7 years and yes they have a jock/nerd dynamic but the fact that they're both So high-strung and passionate about their respective thing, ugh i love! so we got roomates, forced proximity, opposites attract, potentially grump (percy) x sunshine (oliver), mutual pining, potential UST oh the flavour!!!!

#perciver #percy weasley #theres no way perc is straight dawg #oliver wood #hp ships #hp meta #kinda????#toorumlk #nusreplies

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sawiet · 5 months

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harry: did it hurt?

draco: what?

harry: falling from heaven.

draco: no, because i crawled straight out of hell.

harry: now i see why you are so hot.

draco, cursing to himself: slick asshole.

#harry potter #draco malfoy #hp #hp fandom #harry potter fandom #draco x harry #harry x draco #drarry #hpdm #dmhp #my stuff #hp ships

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popczykpisarz · 7 months

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I just discovered Blairon was a thing, and I think it's the greatest discovery since america

#blairon #drarry #hp universe #hp ships #harry potter #blaise zabini #ron weasley #draco malfoy

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novalupin24 · 1 year

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Personal opinion on harry potter/marauders ships cus Its late and I don't wanna sleep

Drarry-toxic in canon and Draco has done terrible things to people and hasn't even thought about apologizing but fanon drarry is amazing(without the cringe mpreg or things like that)0/10 for canon 10/10 fanon

Wolfstar-perfect, no buts, perfection on bread infinite/10

Pansmoine-I don't know where it came from but I love it, it won't happen in canon but fuck it 10/10

Remadora-it's a 13 year old difference in age, only happened cus J.K is homophobic, don't get me wrong I love tonks but not this ship 0/10

Grindeldore(I'm pretty sure I didn't spell it right)-Its so toxic and so good at the same time 9/10

Dorlene-amazing, good thrope 200/10

Blairon-I feel like it only happened cus of pansmoine and Drarry but it's a good ship 8/10

Chedric-If only they didn't have such a big age difference it would be perfect but since of that 9/10

Hedric-I don't personally ship it but I feel like Cedric was more Harry's bi awakening than his boyfriend or crush or idk but there was indeed something there 5/10

Jegulus-It obviously wouldn't happen in canon but the thrope is freaking amazing and I love and ship it so much 100/10

Jily-I'm a big Jegulus shipper but it's alright and it's canon but James kept on asking Lily out in ATYD so it's kinda weird 7/10

Jegulily-I don't ship it but it's cute and I have seen a lot of skits with it 8/10

Marylily-perfect. Need I say more?100/10

Dramoine-No. It would be more toxic than poison -1000/10

Deamus-perfect. I haven't seen much about it but I know the basics and I love it 10/10

Linny-Amazing, it's cute, it has a good thrope, brilliant 100/10

Theville(Neville Longbottom x Theo Nott)- It's cute, I ship it 10/10

Ok that's all I can think of, give me more ships if you want

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ravenclawh0re18 · 1 year

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Scorpius: Father, I want to tell you smth Draco: What is it......? Scorpius: I'm gay Draco: OH! And here I was scared that you've gotten into trouble or something!!! Me too by the way Scorpius: *relieved* Oh I'm gla- Wait DID YOU JUST SAY "ME TOO"-

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Albus: Uhh Dad, I think I might be in love with a guy Harry: Well, so long as it's not Malfoy's son, you have my blessing! Albus: ........ Harry: It-it's not Malfoy's son.... right? Albus: YOU can't blame me though, can you.....? Uncle Ron has told me quite a few stories of your school years, y'know Harry:

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Harry: Don't you think we should tell them? Draco: WE?! YOU are the one who's better at talking people, Potter! Harry: Didn't you tell me just last night how awkward I am....? Draco: Yes, but you can talk people into doing whatever you want! It's your fault we're here in this mess in the first place!!! Harry: MY FAULT?! How in the name of Dragonskin is it MY fault?! Draco: YOU WERE TALKING! Harry: ......and? Draco: Your lips were moving Harry: So.....? Draco: OH SALAZAR YOU ARE SO DAFT HOW DID YOU EVEN DEFEAT VOLDEMORT?! Harry: I had help Draco: Of course you did! You and that sweet talking mouth of yours! Harry: I still don't understand how this mess is my fault, Malfoy. Why don't you explain that to me first? Draco: You're really gonna make me say it? Harry: *confused Pikachu face* Draco: Oh Merlin's Hat! Your lips were moving! So it made me want to move mine! AGAINST YOURS!!!!! Harry: Oh....? Oh- Draco: You can be so dense sometimes I have no idea why I still love you! Harry: Well, you're such a git, and that doesn't make me love you any less either!!! Draco: You know what, telling them that we are STILL together can wait *intense makeout session* Scorpius and Albus secretly watching the whole drama unfold from under the Invisibility cloak: *look at each other* Albus: I guess having a questionable taste runs in our blood...... *kisses Scorpius* *Invisibility cloak suddenly falls off them* ....... Any ideas what's gonna happen in the next episode.....?

P.S.: Don't hate me for this, I know it's terrible but I just had to-

#drarry #scorbus #drarry textpost #drarry fanfic #drarry headcanon #cursed child #albus x scorpius #albus potter #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #scorpius x albus #harry potter ships #harry potter #harry potter text post #harry potter fandom #hp text post #hp ships

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daddiesdrarryy · 21 days

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Remus: Hey, there’s something we need to tell you. Pads and I are dating

Peter: Yeah, we’ve known about it for the last few years, guys, you two are inseparable

Sirius: Years? We’ve only been dating for a few weeks

James: Weeks? Then what the hell were you doing before that?

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thatslytherinbitch54 · 2 months

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big-ronnev-fan · 1 month

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Okay guys I got a fic idea for Draco/Ron

Basically, Ron has one of those "I hate him but I also want him to kiss me" style crushes ln Draco since like the middle of third year, but it's only at a random birthday party for some ravenclaw student or smth that, while drunk/high he accidently lets it slip in front of Draco. There's a bit of light teasing from Draco, but neither are sober and Draco is stressed from his Dad being in Azkaban and also the whole Mission (I imagine this is sixth year), so he decides "fuck it", and they spend the night making out in a "we won't talk about this tomorrow" way.

But then they start to hang out more, and are generally just... (a bit) less assholy to each other, and it's like a semi slow burn with a smoothie of weird feeling as well as not knowing how to explain to their friend and family the whole "we hated each other but are now dating" thing.

Basically, slow burn slice-of-life fluff&angst, enemies to friends that fight and makeout to lover. Also I have a "meet the parents" scene all planned in my head and it is BEAUTIFUL

#dron #draco x ron #ron x draco #draco malfoy #ron weasley #hp fic #hp ships

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chocfrog-enjoyer · 21 days

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FAVOURITE SHIP FANART FRIDAY! #2

Another Friday, another ship ^^!

This time it’s Drarry, one of my first non-canon ships!

Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter

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