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daddiesdrarryy · 11 days

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Remus: Hey, there’s something we need to tell you. Pads and I are dating

Peter: Yeah, we’ve known about it for the last few years, guys, you two are inseparable

Sirius: Years? We’ve only been dating for a few weeks

James: Weeks? Then what the hell were you doing before that?

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manehead · 3 months

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Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring

Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 8 months

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Sirius: You're an angel

Remus: I'm an atheist

Sirius: Ok baby

Remus: You don't have children and if you had , it sure as hell wouldn't be me

Sirius:

Remus: I'm sorry I'm panicking, how exactly do normal people respond to affection??

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accio-sriracha · 3 months

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*James and Sirius being annoying*

Remus: Ahh, those two. Can't live with them, can't kill them in their sleep.

Peter: *starts nodding*

Peter: *realises what he just said*

Peter: *nervous chuckling* What?

Remus: *unfazed* What?

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 2 years

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Y/N: *singing* I wish I could synthesize, a picture perfect guy

Y/N: *singing* Six feet tall and super strong, we always get along

Remus: Hi Y/n

Y/N: *gasp* I conjured one!

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sodamnbored · 1 year

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James: I wanna thank you guys for being here to share the happiest day of my life with me.

Peter: Of course. We wouldn’t miss such a big step in your life.

James: I know it’s hard, losing your bachelor bestie to Evans. But it’s time for me to start the next chapter of my life with Lily.

James, sweetly: My doe.

James, grinning: My dear.

James, giggling: My female deer.

Remus, pinching the bridge of his nose: Good god, tell me that isn’t in your vows.

Sirius, vibrating with glee: We worked on it all night.

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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stufflistings · 2 months

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Unexpected Adventure

Charlie: Ugh, I hate Mondays. Lily: We could use a bit of excitement today. Charlie: Yeah, like what? Lily: I don't know, something unexpected. Just then, the power goes out Charlie: Well, that was unexpected. Now what? Lily: Let's go on an adventure! Explore the mysteries of the dark! Charlie: You mean stumble around blindly in the dark? Lily: Exactly! It's an unexpected adventure. They grab flashlights and venture into the unknown corners of their apartment Charlie: This is ridiculous. Lily: No, this is thrilling! Like an urban safari. They accidentally knock over a stack of board games Charlie: Stealth mode failed. Lily: Who needs stealth? We're explorers! They discover a hidden room behind a bookshelf Charlie: Okay, now I'm intrigued. Lily: See? Unexpected adventures are the best! Inside the hidden room, they find an old treasure chest Charlie: Is this real life? Lily: It's like a movie, but better! They open the chest to find... a stash of snacks Charlie: Best. Adventure. Ever. Lily: Told you Mondays could be exciting.

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teaformoony · 2 years

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mcgonagall: you’re very mature for your age

remus: thank you. it’s the trauma.

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m00nagegaydream · 2 years

Conversation

Snape: Scumbag.

Sirius: Nutter.

Snape: Twat.

Sirius: You have a large nose.

Snape: You have a small dick.

Remus: He doesn't. I've seen it.

Sirius: ;)

Remus: ;)

Snape:

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 days

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Remus: How close are you with your family?

Sirius: Well, I’m gonna say not too close, but I’m hoping to get farther

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manehead · 3 months

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Poetry

Sirius: Remus wrote me a poem

James: Oh, what a nice—

Sirius: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day

Sirius: No, a summer’s day is not a bitch

Regulus: Funny, I wrote something similar to James

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 7 months

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Sirius: Starsss shining bright above you

Sirius:Night breezes seem to whisper 'I love you.'

Sirius: Birds singing in the Sycamore trees

Sirius: Please share a piece of chocolate with meee

Remus:

Remus: no

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accio-sriracha · 4 months

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James: *nearly trips over Remus* Why are you lying on the floor??

Remus: *muffled* I do this when I'm depressed.

Sirius: But you're always lying on the floor when we're alone...

Remus: *lifts his head up* Exactly.

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celestemagnoliathewriter · 2 years

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Remus, to Tonks: you’re the love of my life and I would do anything for you, I would die for you

Tonks: would you let me love you?

Remus:

Remus: ✨absolutely not✨

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suhayavishnya · 2 years

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Tonks, at the Weird Sisters' concert: Woo-hoo!

Remus, standing next to her and not understanding anything, just found himself here out of jealousy that Tonks could be hit on by others: Yep... Woo-hoo...

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