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franticraven · 3 months
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headcanonsandmore · 4 months
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*At the next companion support group* Donna Noble: So, the Doctor bi-generated into two forms! One's gone off in the TARDIS to continue adventuring, and now the other one's having a nice, quiet life with me and my family. All nice happy ending for us all. Yasmin Khan, about to snap her phone in half: They f*cking did WHAT-
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expectiations · 2 months
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River: there’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot River: the Doctor and the Master use that line as a jump rope River: sometimes I do that too
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wispedvellichor · 1 month
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Starting Classic!Who thinking all the hype about it was mostly nostalgia but the first ep is basically like
Teacher: What's up with Susan Foreman?
*cue 10 minute montage of unfiltered Susan Foreman autism*
One: Heeheehoho im gonna electrocute a teacher ‼️‼️
Susan: Grandpa no!!
One: *Kidnaps teacher*
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no-nightingalez · 5 months
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meanwhile in another universe
tentoo: *wakes up in a cold sweat*
rose: are you okay, love?
tentoo: bloody NERYS!
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Master episode
Doctor: oh Master what are you doing here?
Master: you'd never believe it but I'm here to help you darling
Dr: you're right I don't believe
Companion: gay?
M+D together: no homo *snog*
Dr: oh no bad guys
Master: haha I made alliance with bad guys! I'm safe! Wait, bad guys? What are you doing? It's me, Master-
*they all run*
Dr: wait where is Companion
C: I here and scared.
Dr: good. Now I just defeat baddies *tries. Gets caught. About to be killed*
Master: I must sacrifice myself to kill the bad guys because if they kill babygirl I mean Doctor before I do I will never live with myself
C: okay lol bye
Mater: *dies*
C: you think we'll ever see him again?
Dr: no, babygirl I mean Master is long gone, for good, finally, no possibility of cloning, no extraction points, no resurrections, no timeline forks, nothing. Nada. Goodbye, babygirl M. Forever.
M: hi guys I'm back
Dr: Yayyy ily- I mean wtf. Okay bye
[CREDITS]
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gallifreyanfury · 1 year
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Ten: Would you slap your best friend for a million pounds?
Donna: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Ten *almost crying*: I’m your best friend?
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roxannepolice · 3 months
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Martha: Doctor, the Master broke into McDonald's and ate the staff!
The Doctor, spooning the Master and rubbing circles on his stomach: I know, and now his tummy hurts!
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Doctor: Did you have to stab him? River: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me. Doctor: What did he say? River: "Bet you can't stab me" Master: To be fair, I would have stabbed me too.
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franticraven · 2 months
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headcanonsandmore · 4 months
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The Doctor, opening Donna's front door: Hello- Oh, Tegan! Wonderful! How are you- Tegan, gently patting Ace's baseball bat against the palm of her hand and grinning menacingly: "I can't tie myself to anyone" you told Yaz..."I can't tie myself to anyone or any place" you told Yaz-
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expectiations · 4 months
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Rory: We call that a “traumatic experience.”
Rory, turning to the River: Not a “bruh moment.”
Rory, turning to Amy: Not “it is what it is.”
Rory, turning to the Doctor: And DEFINITELY not “oof LMAO.”
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kasinonightlife · 5 months
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13: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
River & Clara:
River: I'm gonna tell her.
Clara: Don't you dare.
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alonsyalonso1105 · 6 months
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Donna: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Ten: Apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
Donna: Oh I still think that it’s just I wanted to tell you that I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
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