Ajax: are you okay, Achilles ?
Achilles, sighing: Patroclus used to call me Achilles.
Ajax: yeah because it's your fucking name.
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why is everyone obsessed over romeo and juliet when the holy trinity of gay tragic lovers exits!? like alexander the great, achilles and apollo didn’t lose hephaestion, patroclus and hyacinthus for everyone to forget about them!! like they’re the same but one is a myth, the other is a book, and the one that was real
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saw my buddy on the desolate shore, he was exactly as he had been in life... i said let me yet again hold you, he said mortal fate has consumed me you must give me to the fire from which i shall not return. i said i was gonna die soon too, he said indubitably. bury our bones together, and vanished. nothing i could do except weep and lement
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I had no idea there was an Achilles musical until I saw art of it on your twitter
Me too
i found about here, in tumblr...
it's great musical. i'm in looooove with it!
Here's a little sketch of Patroclus and Achilles
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It’s been said before most probably but Arthur and merlin are such Achilles and Patroclus variants
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Achilles: I'm so pretty, right Patroclus?
Patroclus: Pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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wait if something happened to the house of hades, then what happened to achilles... omfg what happened to him is he okay, where is he, how is he, did patroclus really lose half of his soul for the third time after they thought all could be settled. GIVE ME ANSWERS!
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Menelaus: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Menelaus, to Antilochus: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Odysseus, to Diomedes: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Patroclus: There are two types of people.
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