“I will love you always,
is this life and in the next”
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me when i think about someone i loved and cant bring back every second of my life
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please let some hades I characters in hades II i need to see them have the craziest beef
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Some Patrochilles for the heart
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At some point in the "Hades" video game, I came across a piece of text that suggested Zagreus didn't know what an olive was??? It's possible that I totally misread the text, though I think he does comment on "plants he's never seen before" when visiting that specific place at the end of the game. Anyway, that implication was one of two times where I had a real "...oh my god???" moment of horror, thinking about the fact that Zagreus has never left the Underworld.
And if Zagreus has never even seen an olive before (let's imagine this is true for a moment) and doesn't know what one is, then that makes a great potential comedic interaction between him and other characters. It's especially funny to imagine little revelations like this being a turning point for his friends and family.
Young Zagreus: "Achilles, sir, I have another question about the living world, if you could spare me a moment?"
Achilles: (internally) "Ah, the young prince's lack of experience in some matters is sad, but I hope he realizes how fortunate he is, not only to live the privileged immortal life of a god even here in the Underworld, but to at least be surrounded by so many friends and family who love him dearly."
Achilles: (out loud) "Of course, lad, I'm happy to help. What is your question?"
Young Zagreus: "I overheard some shades talking about food in the world above again, all these dishes and plants that don't grow down here, and... Sir, what's an 'olive'?"
Achilles: "..."
Young Zagreus: "The shades talk about olive oil like it's ambrosia. Olives can't really be THAT good, right? Do they taste anything like pomegranates?"
Achilles: (internally) "I have to get this boy out of here."
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Gun in Ancient Greek Hell
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