Gods: But he's not a huberous trouble maker anymore, he's a warrior fit for the gods, we fixed him up ^^
Diomedes: You ruined my perfectly good best friend is what you did! Look!
Diomedes: Hey Odysseus
Odysseus: Hm..?
Diomedes: I'ma place this bag of winds here, whatever you do, *don't* open it
Odysseus: Oh- okay
*Time passes*
Diomedes: See!? It's been hours and he hasn't even glanced at it! The old carefree Odysseus would've gotten curious and opened it anyway, done something stupid, and do a random backflip to try to distract me from the fact he opened the bag!
Gods: I mean.. he still does most of those things anyway-
Diomedes: That's not the point!
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Zeus: Something's not right here
Hera: *not looking up from her book*
Zeus: No I'm serious something's different around here!
Hera: *mumbling* i swear to kronos i do not want to deal with this
Zeus: I know what it is!!!
Hera: Ugh FINE, what is it?
Zeus: We haven't been online in years!!!
Hera:
Zeus: :D
Hera: I bet Persephone doesn't have conversations like these
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(so I made this literal warcrime of a meme)
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Has your life been rough? Have you found yourself feeling like you’d rather be crawling into a hole and dying? Well no fear, you daily dose of Greek Mythology Memes are here,
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Odysseus: Hey Diomedes ask what kind of tree we have
Diomedes: ..No
Odysseus: Hey Diomedes ask what kind of tree we have!!
Odysseus: Ask what kind of-
Diomedes: No
Odysseus: Ask kind of tree we have
Odysseus: Ask what kind
Diomedes: I said no-
Odysseus: *Shows picture of Chris Pine on the Christmas tree* It's a Chris Pine :D
Diomedes: ....
Odysseus: :D
Diomedes: ....
Odysseus: :D
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