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koraki-pharmakis · an hour ago
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Hermes is the god of roller skating. I do not take constructive criticism.
Proof:
His winged shoes are like sky-skates. Wheeled shoes are skate-skates.
Roller skating is fast! He’s a speed and messenger deity!
His ties to athletics and wrestling. Skating is a sport, roller derby is a contact sport!
Skating is as close as you can get to running with wings on your feet as a mortal.
It’s efficient travel! Less energy to go the same distance and faster!
Does he not seem like a roller skating dude?
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bambismoonlight · 3 hours ago
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Zeus: My father was an insufferable tyrant who never loved me.
Ares: It okay, mine’s the same way.
Zeus:
Ares:
Zeus: You’re a real dick, aren’t you?
Ares: I wonder where I get it from.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Persephone, jokingly: Now that we are working together... You aren’t allowed to fall in love with me
Hades: Won’t be a problem
*Later that night*
Hades, to Cerberus: THERE’S A PROBLEM
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hestia: Why is this cookie spicy? It’s also... raw in the middle. If I had to rate this I’d give it a 3-
Athena: I made it myself
Hestia: -out of 3 points
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Zeus: Come on, let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river yesterday.
Hades: Let’s not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Zeus:
Zeus: So, as I was saying.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Dionysus: Hermes is missing!
Apollo: What am I supposed to do about it? Do you think I have him microchipped in case he gets lost or something?
Dionysus: Well, do you?
Apollo: Of course I do. Hang on.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Minthe, angrily: You read my messages, but you didn’t reply?! Hades: First of all, I didn’t mean to read it.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hermes: Who are you kissing this New Years?
Dionysus, holding a glass of wine: The floor when I black out
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hades: Do you know what it’s like? To be afraid of yourself?
Poseidon, remembering the time he ate 4 family sized bags of Doritos in one sitting: Yeah
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Athena: What do you want to do now? We have a bit of time to kill.
Ares: Alright, do you have and particular targets in mind or should we just freestyle it?
Athena: What?
Ares: What?
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Persephone: If I have to clean one more blood stain from this carpet, I’m going to kill someone!
Hades: Sounds a little counterproductive, my love.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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*Ares is unconscious*
Aphrodite: Oh gods, he isn’t breathing!
*Ares opens his eyes*
Aphrodite, not paying attention: Looks like I’m going to have to give him mouth to mouth!
*Ares closes his eyes*
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thanatoastie · 4 hours ago
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Remember to repeat your daily mantras!
Ares is not evil
Ares is not evil
Ares is not evil
Hades is not evil
Hades is not evil
Hades is not evil
Zeus sucks
Zeus sucks
Zeus sucks
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bambismoonlight · 4 hours ago
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Athena: Drinking isn’t going to solve your problems. They’ll still be there tomorrow.
Dionysus: And I’ll deal with them tomorrow. I ain’t going to be able to solve anything tonight.
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possiblyhomer · 7 hours ago
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My own try at boob drawing practice the shirt cut meme, I didn't really have much time so its just a sketch w colors, but it was fun, especially when I was deciding/designing the clothes for them to wear!
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Yes, I did use the free space to make them cosplay PMMM
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A friend sent me this meme. I thought I should share 😂
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thispersonisafangirl · 12 hours ago
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Zeus: * cheats on hera with multiple women *
Ixion: hey,your so pretty.
Hera: thank yo-
zeus: GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ASSHOLE.
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homosexual-hairflip · 12 hours ago
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when people wrongly say that hades is the god of death,,,,, a mythtake so to speak
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