Tumgik
#tsoa patrochilles
meditando-en-paris · 1 year
Text
Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.
Achilles: *Loud gasp*
29K notes · View notes
elianzis · 11 months
Text
"I swear it"
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
8K notes · View notes
anminpillow · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
4rthurfox · 2 months
Text
petition for TZP to play Patroclus pls and thank u
Tumblr media
555 notes · View notes
crystalmethsthings · 4 months
Text
patrochilles:
Tumblr media
485 notes · View notes
simsim54 · 4 months
Text
Everyone should be allowed to wear their boyfriend's clothes, except for Patroclus. That guy should be kept far away from anything cloth or armor that has ever brushed even an inch of Achilles.
402 notes · View notes
Text
Achilles: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, i will immediately change my views. i have no values.
Patroclus: that's so wrong, you should have some moral values
Achilles: you're right. that's wrong and i need moral values
Patroclus: 😶
537 notes · View notes
athenas-sw0rd · 9 months
Text
Achilles: So what’s your type?
Patroclus: Blue eyes, prideful, strong, oblivious, blonde hair.
Achilles: Kinda sounds like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Patroclus: ..did I mention oblivious?
845 notes · View notes
linktenbooks · 1 year
Text
Achilles, thinking: Wow Patroclus is so graceful and beautiful
[Patroclus, trips and falls over his own feet]
Achilles: gorgeous
2K notes · View notes
whitevesper · 1 year
Text
[achilles teaching patroclus to drive]
achilles: you’re driving and suddenly you see clytemnestra and agamemnon walk into the road. what do you hit?
patroclus: the brakes obviously
achilles: wrong. agamemnon. you should always hit agamemnon.
2K notes · View notes
meditando-en-paris · 11 months
Text
Have you ever thought about the faith Achilles had in Patroclus? Achilles always waits for Patroclus.
Achilles waited for Patroclus to come to his palace. He waited for Patroclus to come closer to him to be his friend and right hand man. He waited for him to sleep together. He waited for their first kiss. He waited for Patroclus to reach him, for he was not going to leave with Chiron without him. He waited for him on the island of Skyros in order to be reunited one day. He waited for "his husband". Achilles waited to see Patroclus every evening or morning after the battle because he was his life breath. He hoped to be reunited with him because he was his home and safe place.
He waited for his return after Patroclus left in his armor for Troy. He waited for a sign or a message from his spirit. He wished that his wait would be short and that the gods would finally give his soul a rest so that he could be with Patroclus again.
He waited for Patroclus in the Underworld.
Achilles always hoped that Patroclus would find a way to be reunited with him. They are the eternal reunion.
2K notes · View notes
elianzis · 11 months
Text
HALF OF MY SOUL
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
anminpillow · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
gigizetz · 11 months
Text
youtube
Oh, will wonders ever cease?
Blessed be the mystery of love.
922 notes · View notes
cazza29 · 1 year
Text
Pyrrhus talking about achilles grave to Odysseus: Is it right thst my father's fame should be diminished? Tainted by a commoner?
*Patroclus a shade in the corner*: a commoner who fucked your dad AND your mum
*mic drop*
I know this isn't true but like to think this would have been a burn back to that little gremlin Pyrrhus. 🤣🤣
2K notes · View notes
Text
Me: I love when ships wear each other’s clothes, so cute :)
Patroclus: *goes into battle in Achilles’ armour and immediately dies*
Me: wait-
2K notes · View notes