Achilles: Go big or go home!
Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home
Achilles: I'm going big
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If Hades Raised Nico and Bianca Part 6 (feat Patroclus)
Edit: POV: Achilles watched over Nico and Bianca because Persephone and Hades were too busy
Persephone: Now, you behave for Achilles, you understand? You do as he says.
Nico and Bianca, nodding: mhm
Persephone: Good. Achilles, do not let them out of your sight.
Achilles: You have my word, your majesty. Come along, little ones.
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Achilles, still holding their hands: There's someone very special I want you to meet.
Achilles: Patroclus
Patroclus: Hello, my darling. This is a surprise.
Achilles: There's someone I would like you to meet. *shows Nico and Bianca* Nico, Bianca, this is Patroclus, my philtatos.
Patroclus: Hello :)
Nico, recognizes his armor and is immediately dazzled: Wah! *goes up to him and crawls onto his lap and plays with his armor*
Bianca: Your philtatos is a boy?
Achilles: Yes
Bianca: Why?
Achilles: ...Because...
Patroclus: Because we didn't know how else to explain what we feel for each other. Because what we feel for each other goes beyond words that could describe.
Bianca: So, you love him?
Patroclus: *looks at Achilles*
Achilles: *looks back*
Patroclus: With all my soul.
Nico: COOL! Does that mean my philtatos can also be a boy?
Patroclus: Of course it does!
Bianca: You're too little to have a philtatos. Papa said you need to be 500 years old before you get a philtatos
Nico: Aww! But I'll be old and wrinkly like him by then!
---BONUS---
Zagreus, on a quest: Achilles! Didn't expect to see you here.
Achilles: Hello, your highness. Yes, I thought it would be nice for a visit
Zagreus: Where's Patroclus? *looks over*
Patroclus, with Bianca and Nico on his lap as he tells them stories: Hello, stranger
Bianca: Hi, Zagreus
Nico: Hi, Zaggy
Zagreus, still jealous: They're stealing everything from me.
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Thetis: How do you like the Mountain? What kind of training did you do these days?
Achilles: Why do u ask if you already watch us everyday…
Thetis: I can’t see you when you’re here.
Achilles: BET
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achilles and odysseus: *sitting in the jail*
odysseus: so what are we going to do now?
achilles: i would call patroclus, but i feel safer in the jail
odysseus: *thinking about penelope*
odysseus: same bro, same
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*Patroclus and Diomedes watching Achilles from a distance*
Patroclus: That's the guy I have a crush on, thoughts?
Diomedes:...
Diomedes: And prayers dude
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Patroclus : *yawns*
Achilles : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Patroclus : Then you must be exhuasted.
Briseis : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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