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godsofhumanity · 31 minutes ago
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Nephthys: I’ll deal with Isis. You take care of Osiris.
Set: But how do I make it look like an accident?
Nephthys: I’m not saying murder! Just talk to him, like a normal person!
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mythologyobsessions · 38 minutes ago
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Hades: what’s the best pick up line to get a girl?
Zeus: easy, I know your hungry for this di-
Hades:
Hera: this is why you can’t keep a girl you imbecile!
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malloryiswlw · an hour ago
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Samirah: You have enough big dick energy to power a small town
Mallory: Aww that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
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malloryiswlw · 3 hours ago
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Mallory: I hate seeing you like this
Halfborn: Like what?
Mallory: In person
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Persephone, jokingly: Now that we are working together... You aren’t allowed to fall in love with me
Hades: Won’t be a problem
*Later that night*
Hades, to Cerberus: THERE’S A PROBLEM
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hestia: Why is this cookie spicy? It’s also... raw in the middle. If I had to rate this I’d give it a 3-
Athena: I made it myself
Hestia: -out of 3 points
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Zeus: Come on, let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river yesterday.
Hades: Let’s not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Zeus:
Zeus: So, as I was saying.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Dionysus: Hermes is missing!
Apollo: What am I supposed to do about it? Do you think I have him microchipped in case he gets lost or something?
Dionysus: Well, do you?
Apollo: Of course I do. Hang on.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Minthe, angrily: You read my messages, but you didn’t reply?! Hades: First of all, I didn’t mean to read it.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hermes: Who are you kissing this New Years?
Dionysus, holding a glass of wine: The floor when I black out
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Hades: Do you know what it’s like? To be afraid of yourself?
Poseidon, remembering the time he ate 4 family sized bags of Doritos in one sitting: Yeah
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Athena: What do you want to do now? We have a bit of time to kill.
Ares: Alright, do you have and particular targets in mind or should we just freestyle it?
Athena: What?
Ares: What?
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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Persephone: If I have to clean one more blood stain from this carpet, I’m going to kill someone!
Hades: Sounds a little counterproductive, my love.
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aidoneus-is-that-you · 3 hours ago
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*Ares is unconscious*
Aphrodite: Oh gods, he isn’t breathing!
*Ares opens his eyes*
Aphrodite, not paying attention: Looks like I’m going to have to give him mouth to mouth!
*Ares closes his eyes*
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thanatoastie · 4 hours ago
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Remember to repeat your daily mantras!
Ares is not evil
Ares is not evil
Ares is not evil
Hades is not evil
Hades is not evil
Hades is not evil
Zeus sucks
Zeus sucks
Zeus sucks
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Zeus: Listen up assholes
Zeus: Except for you Hestia, you’re an angel and we’re glad you’re here
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possiblyhomer · 7 hours ago
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Moros: What's this?
Elpis, hugging Moros: Affection!
Moros: Disgusting.
Moros: ...Do it again... please?
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