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[incorrectgreekgods]

Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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[inc0rrectmyths]

<Hermes as a lawyer>

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.

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[thingsphoenix21]

Cashier: That'll be 20$

Ares: I don't have that kind of money.

Cashier: Then I'm sorry but I can't sell this to you.

Ares *slides the cashier a 20$ bill sneakily like it's a bribe*: How about now?

Athena *in the distance*: Ares stop fucking with the humans.

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[crazycatsiren]

Dionysus: "And what has our dear sister, our girl of the wild, been up to?"

Apollo: "I assume you mean Artemis. She's on maternity leave."

Hermes: "Um, wow, what made her change her mind all of a sudden?"

Apollo: "Not what you're thinking. She's bottle feeding a litter of orphaned kittens she found and adopted."

Dionysus: *grabs two bottles of wine* "Let's go, boys. We know she's going to need these like now."

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[sodamnbored]

Poseidon, solemnly: Gaia is on the rise. She’s forming an army. Things are getting out of hand.

Zeus bored, shrugging: Okay, so send some demigods out to do something about it. Your kid can go, I’ve probably still got one somewhere. Anybody else got some offspring to volunteer?

Hera, disapprovingly: You really want to risk the safety of our children instead of sorting your own problems?

Zeus, rolling his eyes: Honestly, what is the point of having kids if not to sacrifice them for our needs.

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[withlovefromolympus]

The Gods Doing Dishes

Zeus: doesn’t do them unless told to (usually by Hera)

Hera: very meticulous and scrubs everything until it gleams

Poseidon: spends more time playing around with the dish water than cleaning and ends up making a mess

Demeter: insists on using some weird plant-based soap that the gods don’t believe works. If it does, it leaves an odd smell on the dishes

Hades: he and persephone take turns washing and drying the dishes

Apollo: throws everything into the dishwasher haphazardly, then gets a lecture about how half those things aren’t dishwasher safe. “Everything’s dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it!” he says.

Artemis: washes and dries the dishes in the same amount of time it takes to convince any of the other gods to wash them

Ares: accidentally breaks the dishes. “They slipped out of my hands!”

Hermes: bribes his siblings to take his turn in exchange for money

Hephaestus: heats the water to nearly boiling point, throws the dishes in with some soap, and leaves to “let them soak. That’s what I do with my tools. It works.” (It does not.)

Aphrodite: will do them but cries the whole time if she touches a piece of food in the dish water. she swears she can feel any even with rubber dishwashing gloves on.

Athena: has come up with an overly complex system to washing the dishes. she insists it’s the most efficient, but it takes her an hour to do them

Dionysus: does them after dinner while drunk, so no, the dishes do not come out clean

Hestia: ends up doing the dishes while everyone argues over whose turn it is

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[mytho-nerd]

Baldr: are you trying to smother me to death?

Loki: oh sorry I didn’t see you there.

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[anistrange]

Zeus: Okay, help me please! Hera: Got two words for you. Zeus: I bet they won't be helpful. Hera: Your problem. Zeus: I was right.

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Shezmu: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Shezmu: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Shezmu: But who's to say. Varuni: I think France isn't real. Dionysus: Varuni, you've been to France. Varuni: And???

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[hyapollo-brainrot]

Demeter(over phone): please bring back purified water with no added minerals for taste

Dionysus: we got spring water!

Persephone: with extra minerals added!

Plutos:made in a factory!

Hecate: it’s like licking a stalagmite!

Demeter: don’t come home

Despoina:mmmmm cave water…

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[incorrectgreekgods]

Zeus: How do I deal with my enemies? Ares: Kill them Zeus: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Ares: Kill them only a little?

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[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: Can you bring me the hoe?

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮: For sure!

(minutes later)

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮:

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿:

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: Why am I here?

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[thingsphoenix21]

Ares: Where's Apollo?

Hermes: He's upset in his room... He won't come out.

Hephaestus: Why?!

Aphrodite: Some mortal told him his hair was funny.

Ares:Oh... I see.

Hermes: Ares...

*Ares breaks out into a run but Hermes catches him*

Ares: I JUST WANNA TALK! WE'RE JUST GONNA TALK! ERIS COME HERE! NOW.

Aphrodite: Yeah Hermes let him go. When it comes to Apollo there's nothing you can do.

Hephaestus: Once I said that Apollo style wasn't for me and Ares treathened me with a fork.

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[crazycatsiren]

Apollo: "Hey sister, what do you say to joining me in a super duper spiffy game of The Sweet Escape?"

Artemis: "What does it entail?"

Apollo:

Artemis:

Apollo: "Ok we have to bail Dionysus and Hermes out of jail."

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[sodamnbored]

Beryl: I’m pregnant. Again.

Jupiter: What? Oh no, this is terrible. My wife’s going to kill me. What am I going to do?

Beryl: You’re going to talk to your wife and tell her everything’s going to be fine.

Jupiter: But everything’s not going to be fine! I already resent this child for ruining my life and that’s gonna mean therapy for everybody!

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[withlovefromolympus]

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