imagine if this happened during book 4
mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....
crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!
mc: finally-
crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*
mc:...
grim:...
------ three hours later -------
crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...
crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-
crowley: wait before they what?
mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:
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—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
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Malleus: I require assistance on what to get my dear Mc/Y/N/Yuu for Valentine's
Lilia: oohoho? Why of course! What do you have in mind?
Malleus: I'm not sure, but I do know I want it to be something that is lasting
Lilia: something lasting?
Malleus: Yes, something that will last an eternity and when they look at it they will think of how much I love them
Lilia: fufufu~ it's as if you were to propose with a wedding ring 🤭
Malleus, in deep thought: a wedding ring huh?....
Lilia: I never said it had to be a wedding ring Malleus
Malleus: but a ring is a symbol of love for humans, no? It is something that symbolizes a forever with that person and if my child of man were to look at it they would always remember my love for them as well, no?
Lilia: My~ you do have a point
Malleus: Perfect. Well then, thank you for the help father
Lilia: Malleus, wait you have to-
*Malleus not in his spot anymore, gone without a trace*
Lilia, sighing: Oh dear~ Young ones these days are so passionate
*Somewhere at Ramshackle dorm*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sneezing: achoo!
Grim: hey! You better not get the great Grim sick! Not that I can get sick anyways!!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: oh hush! It's not even cold out, someone was probably just talking about me
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking Grim up: I just hope it wasn't anything weird or crazy
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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Random thoughts...
Y/n: *cursed to sleep for 1000 years, not true love can wake her*
Malleus: *who love her, and decided to wait and take care of her*
After 1000 years~
Malleus: *saw y/n face twitch, little sign that she is going to wake up* my love...
Y/n: ma...
Malleus: *smile and whispered* time for wake up, my treasure~
Y/n: ma... mama five minutes more... I don't want to go school... *Turn and decided for short nap* (well i guess he didn't mind to wait for 15 minutes more)
Child Y/n: hello kitty!!! *Pointing at Leona*
Leona: huh???
Child Y/n : but why are you not wearing pink bow???
Leona: *scoff* i am not hello kitty, i am lion.
Child Y/n: hello kitty uncle??
Leona: *tired and fed up with this argument which going for hour now, and in result now he is Hello kitty uncle*
Y/n: hi! Idia!
Idia: *open the door of his room to get you in*
Strange RSA: so i found the villian, who is keeping you Princess...
Y/n: huh!??
Idia: ...
*option A: scream, lock himself in his room and leave you outside.
Option B: scream, throw you in with him, lock you and himself in the dorm room. People are scary. He got food and things with which two people can live for week*
Azul: *in his mere form notice how child y/n looking at water, while standing at the shore of sea but not entire* are you scared, y/n~
Child Y/n: not really, just have some questions...
Azul: what it is, perfect??
Child Y/n: do you poop in sea...
Azul:...
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