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#incorrect the owl house quotes
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Luz: “So how’s life with a baby?”
Willow: “Exhausting. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much.”
Luz: “Oh, I’m sure she’ll grow out of it soon.”
Willow: “Oh no, no, no, no. The baby’s an angel, she’s no trouble at all.”
Luz: “...But you just said-?”
Hunter, holding the baby and crying: “Willow, I love her so much!”
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marce-mallow · 1 year
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Part two electric boogaloo!! [part one] [part three]
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ordinaryschmuck · 3 months
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Camila: Hey, who here is gay?
Luz, Amity, Hunter, Willow, Eda, Raine, Vee, Masha, Darius, and Alador raise their hands.
Camila: What's it like?
Eda: It's the fuckin' tits.
Camila: Alright, the reviews are in.
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haystarlight · 3 months
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Luz: You really wanna help me set up Hunter and Willow?
Gus: Look, this could either be a nice romantic moment for Willow or an embarrassing humiliating travesty for Hunter
Gus: Either way, I want a front row seat!
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xchoco-mixturex · 2 years
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**At Hexside**
Darius: *impatiently, on the scroll, distorting one of his hand into a scythe* Smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk okay, I’m at a parent teacher-conference!
Darius: *cheerily, back to normal, pats Hunter's head* Anyways, you said Hunter is enjoying flyer derby matches, that’s great!
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Raine: I think I’m in love with your sister.
Lilith: I’m sorry?
Raine: I said, I'm in love with your sister.
Lilith: Yes dumbass, I heard that. I’m sorry for you.
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rosepetalsblogs · 2 years
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Hunter, sweating: Willow, there’s something I need to ask you- Willow: Finally! You’re proposing! Hunter: How’d you know? Willow: Hunter, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Willow: I even picked it up once.
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a-flaming-idiot · 6 months
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Belos: "Oh you think you're so cute..." Vee: "Bitch, I'm adorable."
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aroacemisha · 2 years
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Literally them.
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weirdkev27 · 3 months
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Lilith: I’m telling you, Edalyn, they/them pussy is different.
Eda: Bah, pussy is pussy, just watch me!
*Eda walks into the bedroom with Raine*
*big explosion*
*Eda comes back out with her head on backwards*
Eda: Titan damn.
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Hunter: Y-you have a face.
Willow: Yes? Yes I do.
Hunter: I mean a nice face. You have a pretty nice face.
Willow: Oh. Thanks..?
Hunter: Please accept my attempt at flirting, I don't know what I'm doing..
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Darius, holding an antique bottle: “Is this whiskey or perfume?”
Alador: *chugs the entire bottle*
Alador: “...”
Darius: “...”
Alador: “It's perfume.”
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marce-mallow · 1 year
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Finally, after all these years...I made one. [part two] [part three]
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wild-witches · 2 years
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Willow: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Hunter: anything, honestly. the strong, independent type especially.
Willow, desperately as Hunter bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Hunter: oh, b positive!
Willow: DON’T TELL ME TO BE POSITIVE! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Hunter:
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haystarlight · 1 year
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*Raeda wedding*
Eda: I'm an old married lady, the romantic intrigue part of my life is over!
Lilith: You've been married 5 minutes, Eda.
Eda: I know and I love it, but there's no drama and I LOVE drama!!
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rachel-of-autumnbow · 2 years
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Hunter, on the ground: I guess you could say I really FELL for you, huh?
Willow: You literally just fell down a whole flight of stairs. How are you still alive?
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