#Incorrect Arcane Quotes

[lady-griffin]

Jinx at the Aquarium

Ekko: Where’s Jinx?

Vi: You know we can leave her unsupervised for a few minutes, right?

Ekko: NOT AT THE FUCKING AQUARIUM!!

Vi: What do you honestly think she’s going to do? Dive into the tank to swim with her shark brethren?

Ekko and Vi: . . .

*They start hauling ass to find (and stop) Jinx*

MEANWHILE

*Jinx sitting on top of the tank unable to decide between her bikini or shark onesie for this momentous moment*

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[walfordy]

jinx: you left me…

vi: no powder, you’re my sister and i love you. nothing will ever change that.

jinx:…i saw your girlfriend naked before you did?

vi: *re-equips gauntlets*

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[thesparringpanther]

Vi: Let's play a game.

Vi: We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.

Caitlyn: Deal.

[3 episodes later]

Caitlyn: Dammit!

Vi: Ha, I make you happy!

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[erzasimpbitch]

Caitlyn: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Vi, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Caitlyn: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

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[calligraphypage]

Jinx: Well, I guess while you get your medicine, I’ll stroll through the candy aisles, but I won’t get any…

Silco: You can buy two candies.

Jinx: TWO??!! (Rushes off to the candy aisle)

LATER

Jinx: (returns with a giant plastic gummy bear filled with normal gummy bears) This counts as one.

Silco: -_-

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[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Jinx: *draws frown on a gingerbread man*

Lux: Why are you drawing a frown? Isn't he supposed to be happy and spread Christmas cheer?

Jinx: You'd frown too if you were about to be eaten.

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[lightcannon-incorrectly]

Jinx: Miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. I’m shooting everything. I’m laying down cover fire. I’m shooting the walls. I’m shooting my teammates. I’m shooting myself. My accuracy is 100%, Y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at.

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[littledollll]

Y/n: “awww he’s just a little guy!”

Sevika: “He’s older than you. Ancient, even.”

Y/n, cupping Silco’s face and cooing: “a baby!”

Sevika: “He’s The eye of Zaun. Murderer, drug dealer.. ring any bells?”

Y/n: “my baby.”

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[craftythebitch]

Jayce: We both look great tonight.

Viktor: You know, you could’ve just said that I look great tonight, and I would’ve said “so do you.”

Jayce: I couldn’t take that chance.

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[vi-carious-enforcer]

Caitlyn: This city treats everyone in the Undercity so poorly.

Vi: Guess you couldn't see how bad everything is from your Ivory towere cupcake.

Caitlyn: They're made of marble actually.

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[lbulldesigns]

The Council, and Viktor, sitting down contemplating how one unhinged teenage girl could possibly be out manoeuvring them in both war and technology.

Jayce: It's not possible. How could she cause this much trouble all by herself?

Mel: She's definitely born for war.

Jayce: No kidding. It's like she's playing chess, whilst we're playing checkers.

Viktor: Correction. You're playing chess, whilst she's playing Go Fish and somehow beating you at your game.

The Council: ...

Meanwhile Jinx in her hideout:

Mylo hallucination:

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[lady-griffin]

Who Broke It

Silco: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. Everyone: It was Jinx. Jinx: It was me. Silco: Okay, well, since we all know I’m not actually going to punish her, which of you is going to take the fall for her? Decide amongst yourselves.

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[walfordy]

*Caitlyn passes medical file to Vi*

Caitlyn: Okay, you just need to sign here and here.

Vi:Done.

Caitlyn:

Vi: What?

*

PATIENT INFORMATION

FIRST NAME: Vi

SURNAME: Vi

HOME ADDRESS: i dunno

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[thesparringpanther]

Caitlyn: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Vi: Put spaghetti in it.

Caitlyn: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Ekko: Put spaghetti in it.

Caitlyn: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Jinx: Put spaghetti in it.

Caitlyn: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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[vikki-tikki-tavii]

VIKTOR: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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[insane-arcane]

Jinx: [in a jail cell] What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Silco’s enforcer child: [in the cell next to her] You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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(Y/N): Jinx for the love of God let me do the talking

Jinx: Never

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