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meteors-lotr · 17 days

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Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

#Aragorn knows that elves are extremely ugly and weird looking as babies #And he also knows that Legolas is in fact one of the prettier ones #The rest of them are just questioning if it’s some sort of prank #Gandalf fucks with them by showing a picture of a mushroom saying that all wizards grow from them #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr headcanons #the fellowship of the ring #the fellowship headcanons #legolas greenleaf #aragorn son of arathorn #Samwise Gamgee #frodo baggins #merry brandybuck #pippin took #Boromir #gimli son of gloin #Gandalf the gray

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tsuyonpuu · 1 year

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The fellowship but they are just a bunch of little guys 💙

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winwin17 · 2 months

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LOTR characters and things from our modern era they'd like (my humble opinion anyway):

Frodo: Duolingo, headphones/earbuds

Sam: refrigerators, Pinterest (would have multiple organized boards for gardening tips and recipes)

Merry: YouTube, thrift stores

Pippin: video games, theme parks (terrified of roller coasters but probably loves going on them anyway)

Aragorn: Google maps, FaceTime (always calling Arwen late at night when everyone else is sleeping)

Legolas: hoverboards, cameras/photography

Gimli: ATV's, drones

Boromir: football (American), laser tag (gets very intensely into the game, but if anyone actually manages to get hurt, he is swift to make sure they're okay)

Gandalf: the Internet, texting/instant messaging, yard sales (has an eye for valuable things everyone else thought was junk; probably would pick up a palantir or something from a seller who thought it was a worthless item with no function)

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Feel free to add your ideas!

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shirefantasies · 1 month

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Lord of the Rings Masterlist

(All works are x GN!Reader unless otherwise specified!)

☆ = Personal Favorite

ღ = Suggestive

Reactions/Scenarios

How The Fellowship Acts Around Their Crush

The Fellowship When Their Crush Cares For Their Wound ღ

Napping With the Fellowship ☆

Calling the Fellowship Pretty

When You’re Naturally Physically Affectionate

When You Give Them Flowers ☆

Their Favorite Body Part of Yours ☆

When You Call Everyone Pet Names

When You’re On Your Period (F!Reader) ღ

What Type of Kisser is Each LoTR Character? ღ☆

Reaction to You Wanting Cuddles When Stressed

How They Confess to You ☆

With a People-Pleaser

Cold Hands, Warm Heart ☆

How Many Kids Do They Want? ☆

When You Have a Loyal Canine Companion

Things You Do Together ☆

Youngest Member is in a Courtship

How the Fellowship Comforts You After a Nightmare ☆

The Fellowship Reacting to Your Fear of Heights

LoTR Characters + Physical Affection (Suggestive Version) ღ

One-Shots

Horse-Maid- Eomer x F!Reader

A Failure of Words- Haldir x GN!Reader

The Steel Lady of Imladris- Elrond x F!Elf!Reader

Miscellaneous Characters (LoTR & The Hobbit)

The Elves’ Spice Tolerance

Elves + Braiding

The Hobbits + F!Human Crush ☆

Little Things- The Hobbits + Shorter!F!Hobbit!Reader

The Elves Reacting to F!Reader’s Burlesque Performance ღ

Elves’ Reaction to Being Called Pretty

Headcanons

Miscellaneous LoTR Headcanons

LoTR + The Hobbit Matchups

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autistook · 8 days

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I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:

WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?

Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.

Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.

Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.

Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.

Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.

Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.

Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.

Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.

Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.

And as a bonus:

Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.

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mushroomates · 10 months

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some boromir headcanons

he likes to eat spicy food. he cannot handle the spice, but keeps eating it anyways.

he stays up during merry and pippin’s watches during the night. half because he wants to keep them awake and give them company, half because he’s pretty sure they wont be paying attention.

best hugs. he will kind of pick u up while he hugs u.

would wear a fanny pack.

his favorite food is chicken. he likes any kind of chicken. also likes apples.

decent story teller. can recall gondor’s history easy. when he starts talking about it, he becomes very passionate and has been known to yell or cry while retelling events.

carries around a packet of dirt from gondor around with him for good luck.

tried to make his own brew. went blind for a little bit after trying it. gimli fuckin loves it tho, tried it at gondor and brought a batch with him.

has dogs. took in a stray while patrolling the city, named him Minas. Minas lived a long and happy life, and afterwards Faramir brought him a puppy who he named Ithil.

he is also allergic to dogs. insists otherwise.

his men call him “big brother boromir” behind his back. he pretends not to know.

once pippin called him dad and he coasted on that high for weeks

afraid of heights. will not admit it.

great with babies. would carry faramir around. his dad let him even though boromir was only five at the time, and faramir would try and wiggle out of his arms.

he whittles!!! or carves. works with wood. he made little trinkets for the hobbits in his spare time during the journey. he made pippin a little wooden dog and merry a rabbit because merrys kinda afraid of dogs. he made a bill the pony for sam after moria and was working on a cat for frodo before he passed away. it was in his pocket, half made. the didn’t spot it before he sailed away.

made faramir toys when they were younger- whole barnyard full of animals and some important gondor land marks. also a mini version of their family. faramir passed this down to pippin, who passed it down to his kids. it’s now a family heirloom.

dyslexic. faramir would read to him while he carved trinkets and such.

the fellowship goes out of their way to visit this shrine. he also has one in gondor, rivendell, and just outside of lorien.

boromir tried to teach merry and pippin wood carving once. pippins carving tools were quickly confiscated but merry learned how to make a boat.

merry officially took up wood carving after his death. he makes little boats for the hobbitlings and they have a race every summer down stream.

he also taught the hobbits how to make said boats, so when they’re older they hold the race themself. afterwards, they take the winning boat down to the graveyard.

boromir has a grave in the shire that the hobbits put gifts on, including said boats. it’s on the edge of the forest by the river. the fellowship all come to visit. some things left include: flowers, hot sauce, wooden toys, notes, homemade jam, pretty rocks, and some of farmer maggot’s produce. farmer maggot does not know of this.

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grondds-and-roses · 2 years

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So Pippin named his son after Faramir, right?

And like here is the thing. That child- Faramir Took, i mean- has never felt alone . Ever.

For as long as he could remember, he felt like someone was with him. Some sort of presence. Not in a creepy sort of way. It was comforting and made him feel protected and safe. He remembers how his nightmares would suddenly shift into happier dreams and how during storms there was a soft voice telling him stories and singing till he fell asleep. Everyone described him as a happy baby because he was usually heard laughing hysterically and clapping in delight, which is normal, except that some of those times, no one was with him in the room.

Faramir never questioned it though. He only did when the incident happened.

He was never supposed to go into the forest on his own, but he saw a fluffy, white rabbit playing among the trees and decided to watch it for a while then simply get out of the forest. Except that he followed the rabbit deep into the forest and ended up losing his way in there. He wasn't scared. He thought that this was an adventure if you will. Then it started raining and he was soaked, cold, hungry, lost and alone. So terribly alone.

But then the comforting voice returned. It reassured him and told him that it would lead him home, that he just needed to follow it and he did. But as he walked, he saw footprints of one of the Big People beside him in the mud, but what disturbed him was what he saw in the water puddles. It was the face of a man with dark hair and grey eyes, but Faramir couldn't see anyone around him.

The voice did help him get back to The Smials. Everyone fussed over him and asked him where he went, but Faramir was too distracted to answer them. All he could think about was The Man.

And as his father was tucking him into bed for the night, Faramir told him about the comforting voice and how it led him home, but most importantly, he told him about the man in the water puddles.

"Do you know who that could be?" Faramir asked

And Pippin, with tears in his eyes, answered him.

"That is Boromir."

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witchthewriter · 2 years

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⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

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⭑ He was protective of you before, but now ... he was suffocating.

“Legolas, I can do it myself!” You said, reaching for the knife.

“But you’re with child. My child, and I cannot let you exhaust yourself-”

“I CAN CUT MY OWN CHEESE.”

⭑ Oh and he knew you were pregnant before you even had an inkling. He didn’t want to scare you, or overwhelm you, so he was protective but waited until you missed a period before he was sure. (Sorry that was a really big sentence-)

⭑ Everyone is overjoyed with the news

⭑ Aragorn goes in for a hug and Legolas steps forward. But you give him a stern look, and he backs off.

⭑ Arwen barely leaves your side. She wants to make sure that you’re looked after and comfortable at all times.

⭑ Even though Legolas is on your other side, doing the exact same

⭑ He doesn’t like going on quests/adventures for too long. And asks for a bit of time off to look after you in your late trimester

⭑ Legolas does not care ONE BIT if it’s a girl or a boy. He’s just excited to be a father!

⭑ You kinda want a girl

⭑ And so does Arwen

⭑ But you know this baby will be loved and cherished forever

⭑ Maybe you didn’t have the best upbringing, so you know exactly what not to do.

⭑ If you have morning sickness then he is always up, holding your hair back and cleaning you up

⭑ Loves leaning his head on your stomach. Because he’s desperate to have his daughter/son in his arms

⭑ You go to the physician and have your usual check-ups. Yes, Legolas is always there with you. He doesn’t miss one appointment - not ever

⭑ You were picking out names waiting for the physician a mere month before you baby was due:

“How about ... Ârben?” You mused, trailing your fingers over your swollen belly.

“To honour ... Arwen?” Legolas replied, he stood at the foot of the bed and you knew he was listening to anyone who approached.

“I guess, it’s a mix of reasons...”

⭑ When the physician came in, and examined you once again. His face changed, and both you and Legolas started to panic

⭑ “What is it? What’s wrong?”

“Oh ... no, no! Nothing wrong. Just something I guess I missed...”

⭑ There was silence before he spoke again.

“You seem to be having twins.”

NSFW🔞minors dni!

⭑ Your hormones make you hornier. You’re constantly trying to seduce Legolas, even with your swollen belly.

⭑ Doesn’t want to have sex at first because he thinks it might hurt the baby

⭑ But you’re like ??? This is what everyone does, is it not?

⭑ So your sex life doesn’t cease, if anything, you have sex more often

⭑ You basically become a pillow princess though

⭑ He doesn’t want you overexerting yourself

⭑ So sex is basically all about you, because you found that orgasms help you sleep...

⭑ Is not rough though, so sorry if you like that. He doesn’t want to hurt you AT ALL.

⭑ Orgasms feel so much more intense now, because of your hormones.

⭑ And you’re a LOT louder than usual. This made Legolas a tad embarrassed at first, because he was used to being so poised and proper.

⭑ But he got over it, because helping his wife was much more important

#legolas #legolas headcanons #legolas x reader #legolas x you #legolas x y/n #lord of the rings #lord of the rings headcanon #lord of the rings headcanons #fellowship of the ring #legolas x wife #legolas x wife reader #legolas x pregnant wife

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spinningalbinoturtle · 9 months

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Jobs LOTR characters would have in the modern world

Sam

Landscaper or forest conservationist. I headcanon that he started out training in his dad’s landscaping business and then Frodo and Bilbo encouraged him to get a higher education. He double majors in sustainable agriculture and forestry. I think he would work for like a national park or another conservation agency but he’s really passionate and good at working with impacted communities and local farmers since he came from a blue collar background

Frodo

Like in the books he has a passion for languages and so is a translator and has a phd in linguistics. I think he might work at a museum or even in archaeology. I could also see him doing some kind of social work since he is willing to give anyone a chance (like Gollum). After his traumatic experiences he probably works from home translating novels

Merry

Merry is a trust fund kid and a stoner. He studies business in college and his dad hopes he will use it to make bank but he uses it to open up a really successful weed store in California

Pippin

Like Merry is a trust fund kid, he helps out at Merry’s store but doesn’t really have a real job

Aragorn

I could see him as an EMT or a search and rescue officer in a huge national park similarly park ranger would make sense. Elrond wants him to be a doctor or a lawyer but he likes his park ranger job

Boromir

Military. Not sure which branch maybe army? He retires in his forties and hangs out with Merry and Pippin at their weed store and lets his vet buddies in on their good deals

Gandalf

Old professor at an esteemed college but he’s very much considered an eccentrentic by other staff

Legolas

He’s an influencer and model. He has like 2 million followers on instagram and is constantly terrifying his PR person (Aragorn or Boromir alternate this job)

Gimli

Geologist. He’s done a lot of different jobs within that from working for the government to high end jewelry stores to making his own stone crafts

Eowyn

Works for Planned Parenthood and also operates a horse barn where people teach lessons and board their horses. She’s really chill at her barn because she gets all her anger out at the pro choice marches she organizes

Elrond

World renowned doctor. Probably a heart surgeon. Kind of full of himself for this

Not sure yet what Arwen and Faramir do…

#frodo baggins #sam gamgee #eowyn #lotr #aragorn #boromir #gandalf #merry brandybuck #pippin took #legolas #lotr gimli #lotr headcanon #lotr modern au #fellowship of the ring #elrond

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frodo-cinnamonroll · 10 months

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How the Fellowship Would Sleep

a/n: Here's another headcanon! These are just the dumb things I think of lol. I feel kinda bad bc some of them have half a sentence and some a whole paragraph but whatever ig I have more headcancons with them in it

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Gandalf: You can hardly catch him sleeping at all, or at least, no one can tell when he's asleep or awake. Sometimes he has his hat on his face but when Merry or Pippin try to pull a prank on him, he'll yell at them.

Aragorn: He doesn't sleep all that much and only is "resting his eyes." Always makes sure the hobbits get rest. hobbit dad #1 Always makes sure he knows where his sword is.

Legolas: He can sleep while he's walking, like all elves, and prefers to walk among the stars. Is often heard singing some old elvish tune, and Gimli usually tells him to stop (but he doesn't)

Gimli: very heavy sleeper. He snores the loudest--it sounds like an army of orcs going over a waterfall, as Legolas describes it. He always has his axe by his side. He grunts whenever he moves. Once, Merry and Pippin braided his whole beard while he was asleep and he would have strangled them had it not been for Aragorn and Legolas talking sense into him. Gimli always has an eye on them.

Boromir: also a heavy sleeper. He snores, but not nearly as loud as Gimli (he denies it though). He'll shout battle-cries in his sleep every now and then and scare everyone awake. He turns into a watch dog when the hobbits fall asleep. hobbit dad #2 Takes up all the space he is physically able to.

Merry: snores occasionally, but mostly just breathes loudly. He always sleeps on his back with his hands behind his head. Always makes sure he has his pipe in his pack before he goes to bed. Also, makes sure Pippin doesn't sleep too close to a cliff or anything. sweet big brother cousin. aww

Pippin: talks or sings in his sleep all the time. He can sleep forever and a day, but once he's awake, everyone is. Has a designated blanket that no one touches which he claims is for "good luck purposes" baby fool of a took

Sam: snores lightly and is often embarrassed about it. Hates waking up with a bed-head (but all the hobbits do). Has a small teddy bear that hides in his pack, and when it's found out, he claims he "doesn't know how it got in there" while blushing as red as a tomato (it's okay, Sam, we all need our teddy bears)

Frodo: is generally a light sleeper but can sleep for a good long while. Sleeps curled up (babyyyy). He dreams a lot but they're usually not pleasant. Mumbles in his sleep. He gets cold easily.

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greghatecrimes · 2 months

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house immediately post s3, hiring the 40 fellows: okay. i am not doing this again; this time it will be different. there will be no getting attached. i am not having another chase (son) situation.

house literally two weeks later, ready to sign adoption papers for the awkward little brunette who looks like she's about a second away from jumping out of her skin all the time; who has so much potential (and so much she's hiding), despite accidentally killing their patient: ...shit.

house a few weeks after that, ready to sign adoption papers on the former foster kid that lit a patient on fire, pretended to be an entirely different person to avoid getting fired, suggested they get a patient drunk, and electrocuted himself: ...shit.

#anya shush #greg house #remy thirteen hadley #lawrence kutner #lunch break thoughts LOL #headcanons #little = thin but also thirteen is like at least a head shorter than house. surely that's small to him lol #and little = young bc i bet this was her first fellowship she applied to

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theelvenhaven · 9 months

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Dating Legolas

❁ When it comes to dating Legolas, you're going to be with someone who is not only kind but loyal to you as well.

❁ Since you are in a relationship together, Legolas' definitely lets his loyalty fall to you, but that doesn't mean he is blinded by it.

❁ Legolas will always be there and will most often take your side in things, especially if they seem reasonable.

❁ Until something isn't quite right to him or seems unreasonable then he will use his loyalty to try and guide you in a different direction or help you see a different perspective.

❁ Even if you get upset by him for doing so, he's steadfast in his beliefs but will stay by your side and be as helpful and supportive as he can be.

❁ Legolas likes to take difficult situations and try and find the silver lining in everything or tries to make light of difficulties but finding fun things to keep you entertained.

❁ Legolas will listen to you speak about your problems, fears or whatever it may be and help show you a brighter side to things or positive things to look at and consider.

❁ And if there's a stressful situation at hand Legolas will try and find something fun to do even if it's as simple as playing a game of "I spy". (Which if you're mortal might unintentionally get frustrating.)

❁ One thing about Legolas is he has quite the adventurous streak so anticipate that all of your dates and time together won't be something mundane all the time.

❁ You can expect to find yourself on hiking trips, boating, horseback riding, runs through the forests, traveling to different elven or human holds that are worthwhile.

❁ Legolas always wants to take you somewhere new and is happy to do so, if you suggest some place that you haven't been before he is happy to take you.

❁ If you are looking for something a little more calm and relaxed you will have to specify, it's not often Legolas will think of those things at first.

❁ But the longer you two are together the more he considers those to be a good way to spend time together, realizing he doesn't always need to be on the go.

❁ Legolas tends to be really thoughtful and considerate of you and your needs as well as pretty affectionate.

❁ You can definitely expect for little gifts to be given to you like a flower that he saw that reminded him of you, or a piece of jewelry at a market stand on his travels when you aren't with him.

❁ You can also expect chaste kisses in public, handholding and an arm around your waist, keeping you close to him.

❁ Legolas doesn't mind the public displays of affections, but he's not over the top with them, preferring for passion and such intimate displays to be between the two of you in private.

❁ In private that rigid formality to affection falls away and he becomes so much more tender and loving, with soft caresses and long sweet kisses.

❁ Legolas, as stated before, is really supportive- expect for him to support all of your endeavors no matter what they may be.

❁ A job change, schooling, a change in hobby and maybe even a move to someplace else as long as you are happy that is what is most important to Legolas.

❁ Because of the fact that there is distance between the two of you on occasion, Legolas can't always be there to protect you.

❁ As a result you can fully expect that he teaches you how to handle yourself.

❁ Legolas will teach you how to throw a punch, or learn how to use your stature against someone who might be bigger than you.

❁ He will also teach you how to use a weapon of your choice, whether that's a knife or a bow or whatever it may be, Legolas would rather you be prepared than not.

❁ Though when Legolas is around, he makes sure absolutely no harm comes to you and is quick to protect you.

❁ If for whatever reason you are unable to protect yourself, anticipate that guards will be assigned to guard you no matter where you are at.

❁ Legolas loves you and wants to make sure you are safe at all times no matter what.

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eloquentsisyphianturmoil · 3 months

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Legolas had a barbie phase.

Aragorn had a pirate phase.

Boromir had a cowboy phase.

Pippin wanted to be an astronaut (he was a space kid). Merry also wanted to be an astronaut, but mostly because he wanted to kick some alien butt.

Frodo wanted to be a vet. (For this reason, Sam wanted to be a puppy dog).

when Legolas discovered jojo siwa bows, he would put the all in his hair at once (and the remainder on his cuffs)

Galadriel selectively gives off grandmother, great aunt, hippie aunt, cool older cousin, and Chic I Cheated On My Gf With vibes.

The only thing that makes Boromir more uncomfortable that formal wear is Galadriel.

Gimli makes sandcastles. (Even if there isn’t any beach, or sand).

#Lotr #lotr headcanons #lord of the rings #aragorn #legolas #gimli #Boromir #Frodo #sam #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #Merry #meriadoc brandybuck #pippin #peregrin took #the fellowship

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ohnonotnow · 3 months

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headcanons for my fav tolkien characters and artists I think they'd listen to??

Thorin, Gandalf, Balin, Bilbo, Sam - def listen to Frank Sinatra and Perry Como

Elrond, Thranduil - they would listen to classical music and for some reason I think they'd especially like Beethowen

Lindir, Ori - ABBA

Fili, Aragorn, Faramir - Tupac (don't ask why I just feel it)

Kili - Sirmixalot (would be screaming Baby Got Back and Fili would join in)

Merry, Pippin - early 00s (Britney Spears' biggest fans)

Eowyn - Beyoncé (I really don't know and pls don't ask)

Boromir - would be one of those guys who says I don't listen to music and be dead serious about it

Dwalin - LISTENS TO DAD ROCK

Gimli - would listen to Wind Rose (I mean all dwarves would but he especially)

Frodo- listens to those whale relaxing audios cuz he can't fall asleep (it's funny I'm sorry)

Legolas - .... I don't know...

pls give me more ideas this is too interesting

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shirefantasies · 4 months

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Congrats on 100 followers!!

What are some of your lotr headcanons?

Thank you so much 🥳 Ooooooh good question 👀 lessee *cracks knuckles* I’m going to do some regular one & some romantic ones, enjoy 😘

Some of my LoTR Headcanons!

*General*

✧ Aragorn may have worn Boromir’s bracers, but he also kept a drawing he found in his pocket. Turns out Faramir had drawn it one day when they were boys and his older brother held onto it until the end of his days.

✧ Legolas is so soft around little ones. He tries to act all like a wise guide but devolves into letting them climb him and carrying them up to rooftops for starlight stories. Doesn’t even care if they grab his hair or his ears, he’s still smiling so gently at them.

✧ Pippin is what would be called in modern days neurodivergent, more specifically with autism and ADHD. His parents and Merry were the most understanding ones, the ones who knew what he needed to hear and how he would process it best when others didn’t always understand.

✧ Legolas and Aragorn had the habit of singing together at fireside, quiet elvish songs, until one evening Gimli decided to put a stop to it with a dwarvish drinking song. In the end, the others find it so funny they learn it and join in, all three of them leaving their troubles for one night of song.

✧ Lord Elrond? Elrond of Rivendell??? Makes the best cup of tea in Middle Earth, fight me.

✧ Faramir teaches Pippin his favorite childhood game, probably something akin to chess, not really expecting the hobbit to enjoy it but Pippin ends up beating him out of sheer luck

✧ Frodo, Aragorn, and Legolas could have totally talked some shit in Elvish to each other and I firmly believe they did

✧ Arwen thinks of Lindir as a friend, but he’s so formal that in his mind such a lady could never see him so casually, leading to comical differences in the way they address each other

✧ Pippin wants a shit ton of kids some day. Sam is happy with around three, Merry wants a boy and a girl, Frodo isn’t sure he even wants children at all, but Pippin? He’s down for five to ten no problem, and he will be best friends with every single one.

✧ Eowyn teaches Faramir a bunch of horse riding tricks and he falls in love with riding as a sport, smiling as he takes in an act he only performed in war during a moment of pure joy and prosperity.

*Romance*

✧ Merry and Pippin are both such passionate kissers. OMG you will be breathless

✧ Elrond is the gentlest lover, handling his partner so carefully as if they were like gorgeous blown-glass in his hands and could break.

✧ Boromir is the type to grab his partner’s booty when they’re kissing in private

✧ Frodo’s ideal partner is not the smartest person or the most well-read, but someone with lighter spirits than his, someone who can never fail to bring a smile to his face and a laugh out of him.

✧ Faramir absolutely adores surprising you with flowers, so get ready to find them everywhere.

✧ Legolas is incredibly shy, inexperienced, and unsure with romance, so he prefers you to lead so that he can respond in kind, learning and studying with each touch, each act. He discovers his favorite thing is tracing a hand up and down your spine as you embrace.

✧ Gimli likes to act so rough and tough for someone who, in modern terms, would be called a massive simp, practically rolling out a red carpet for his partner and worshipping the ground they walk on, kissing them almost reverently unless the mood shifted deeper.

✧ Eomer is so good at giving massages, his partner will feel like royalty whenever he helps them relax

✧ He doesn’t look it, but Sam 100% would be the type to hold you up against a wall as he kisses you

✧ Aragorn enjoys being little spoon quite frequently. Fight me.

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LotR Starbucks Orders

so I work at starbucks and I sometimes find it funny to think about, hey what would the fellowship's orders be? (and what kind of customers would they be as well?)

frodo is a chai latte lover all the way. Iced in the summer, hot in the winter, he's a regular and knows the names of the employees at the local starbucks. He always gets it with oat milk. the employees know it by heart. He's one of those customers that's there for hours, working tirelessly. (everyone's clocked him for what he is; a gay writer)

sam is a London fog tea latte kinda guy, with brown sugar syrup and two pumps of vanilla. the only exception is when it's really hot out, that's when he gets either a green tea lemonade or a strawberry açaí lemonade. He tips as generously as he can. He usually stays with Frodo and orders him chocolate croissants because "mr. frodo, you need to eat!" (the employees have bets on whether or not they're together, and if not, when are they going to get their shit together?)

merry needs his coffee frap with extra espresso and a grilled cheese, no matter what time of day. he's usually the one that pays for pippin's drink (he doesn't really care, he's got money to burn.)

pippin only wants his blended strawberry açaí lemonade if someone else is buying. otherwise he will only get cake pops (birthday cake and bumblebee because they're the most fun) and get made fun of by the employees behind his back. one time the hobbits were in a car with Gandalf and pippin had always made him buy his drink in the largest size just to frustrate him. so finally, Gandalf snapped and didn't order pippin's drink, but gave him a pup cup instead. (sam then took it away because pippin tried to snort it on impulse. merry and frodo were laughing too hard to help)

gandalf needs his earl grey with milk and two packets of brown sugar. He knows exactly how much it costs, and will make sure the employee knows when it's over his usual total.

aragorn is a matcha latte lover, and it's always hot. He usually gets the bacon gouda and he always brings Arwen her order. (Arwen mobile orders while Aragorn orders in store)

Arwen gets a flat white and a cheese danish every time.

boromir wants a nitro cold brew in the biggest size fucking possible. (pippin and merry are his roommates and sleep is not an option.)

legolas wants his vanilla bean creme frappe grande, and he's always in some sort of hurry.

gimli likes his coffee hot with two sugars. that's it. he always comes through the drive through. the starbucks workers were surprised when he ordered a creme frappe as well (and then kept ordering it) until one day he came through the drive thru and Legolas was in the passenger seat, his hand tangled with Gimli's.

Bonus; Sauron gets a caramel ribbon crunch with mocha drizzle because he's a material girl.

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