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autistook · 2 days

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I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:

WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?

Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.

Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.

Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.

Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.

Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.

Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.

Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.

Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.

Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.

And as a bonus:

Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.

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mushroomates · 9 months

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the fellowship at fancy restaurants:

aragorn: literally would not care if he ate gas station sushi at a truckstop, does not see the appeal of fancy but appreciates the atmosphere. likes taking arwen out for fancy food, great at scouting out the genuinely good places, not just the expensive ones.

boromir: will fight you over paying the check. his current move is pretend to go to the bathroom, stop by the concierge’s desk and drop off his credit card there. always gets some sort of steak.

merry: deceptively well mannered. is polite and well spoken. offers to foot the bill (rich parents) but it’s an empty gesture cuz my man doesn’t carry a wallet on him 90% of the time.

pippin: gets like 80 appetizers and dessert. eats a little off of everyone’s plate. likes to order of the “secret menu” and enjoys french fries at every fine dining establishment regardless if they are offered to begin with.

frodo: very polite, has a hard time deciding what he wants. ends up getting several things and either sharing it with sam or giving the rest of it to pippin. all hobbits are incapable of bringing home leftovers.

sam: makes frodo order for him cuz he’s worried he will mess up the fancy names. fuckin loves him some fancy potatoes. takes a pic of the menu and tries to re-create it at home, 9/10 times it’s better than what the restaurant has.

legolas: eats the garnish. orders fancy cocktails and then will lick the salt rim off, eat the lemon, or the entire whole cherry, stem and all. likes to get pretty salads and sometimes will requests dressing on the side but not even use the dressing.

gimli: fantastic tipper. will fight with boromir about who pays the bill. has great table manners. will ask staff for recommendations and just order what they tell him to. not a picky eater, even if he hates it he will finish it all.

gandalf: shows up an hour, hour and a half, late. asks for servers to “surprise him” pays in cash, leaves whatever number feels right of hundreds on the table and heads out before the bill comes. he has been known to both dine and dash as well as tip 80%.

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grondds-and-roses · 1 year

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Thinking about it (Aragorn getting up early everyday to see the sun rise over the White City for Boromir, Merry and Pippin hearing Boromir's voice every time they pick up their daggers, Legolas and Gimli visiting Minas Tirith on the anniversary of his death or on his birthday, Frodo writing his book and reaching the part where Boromir attacks him and instead of being angry he sympathizes with Boromir and realises that he would have been the only one who would have understood why the ring tempted Frodo at the very end------)

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sylveongender · 4 months

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thinking about how aragorn wears boromir’s bracers after his death

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[ID: first image is of boromir where he’s sitting down and you can see his bracer on his arm and the second image is of aragorn with his arm up where you can see the same bracer. the bracer is brown leather with an intricate design on it of feathers at the top towards the elbow, star like symbols run down the middle of the feather design, the white tree of gondor is on the bottom towards the wrist and finally outside the wrist area on both sides is some swirly looking accent design. End ID.]

#and you can see the same bracers be worn by aragorn even in his death 🥲#he kept them all the way till the end </3 #aragorn #boromir #aragorn son of arathorn #boromir son of denethor #lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #tolkien #gondor

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rubeum-et-nigrum · 1 year

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just spent 4 hours doing a very crappy job of recreating the fellowship in gingerbread form:

thank you for viewing my gingerbread, good night.

(@wigilda)

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achillyscomedown · 3 months

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boromir trying to engage in conversation after the fellowship was formed:

boromir: alright, which one of you is merry and which one of you is pippin?

merry:

pippin:

boromir:

merry:

pippin:

boromir:

boromir: okay, let’s try that again and pretend you guys aren’t weird-

#i love the lotr post on here abt how good the fellowship is at telling merry and pippin apart #or rather how bad i should say #like that’s so real #clearly theyre not *that* similar but the others would def struggle #but it’s so funny to think that the two mess up who they are too #lotr #the lord of the rings #lord of the rings #incorrect quotes #this is actually based off of a 21 jump street 2012 quote #merry #pippin #merry brandybuck #pippin took #boromir #boromir son of denethor #tumblr

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asssdirector · 3 months

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shake off all of your shame

#im sorry merry isnt in this but its 2 am i love him too #lotr #boromir #pippin #peregrin took #boromir son of denethor #pippin took #lord of the rings #boromir lives au #lotr fanart #lord of the rings fanart #i want a boromir hug :(

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paxny · 6 months

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Lotr where everything is the same except Boromir is the only character who isn’t a muppet.

Every single other character that appears is played by a muppet. But Boromir is still Sean Bean.

My man would be so, so confused it would be great.

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born-to-seek-and-destroy · 18 days

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Lord of the rings and hobbit marathons seem like a good idea until your up at 3am making tea while holding a build a bear frog dressed like Frodo just so you can make it through return of the king without falling asleep (I've just started it, I begun this marathon at 11 o'clock (am) with the hobbit films)

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tawodi-art · 2 years

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Boromir! I cried. Where is thy horn? Whither goest thou? O Boromir!

#boromir son of denethor #boromir #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr fanart #boromir lotr #the fellowship #the fellowship of the ring

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tromroan · 2 months

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"Leave it"

#boromir #lord of the rings #boromir son of denethor #the fellowship of the ring #lotr #sean bean #Tromroan #my art #fan art #pen and ink

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autistook · 4 months

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I saw a chance and I (Pippin) Took it.

Thanks @hippodameia

#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr edit #lotredit #incorrect lotr quotes #tolkien #lotr memes #lotrmeme #boromir #boromir son of denethor #sean bean

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mushroomates · 10 months

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can they cook: fellowship edition

samwise: obviously. makes the best food ever. doesn’t even follow recipes anymore. can bake too. makes really great pies, both sweet and savory. makes the dough himself.

frodo: no. sam and bilbo mostly cooked for him. sam taught him how to cook potatoes. he messed even that up. he helps by doing dishes and cutting and washing food. he can bake well, though.

pippin: once put an egg on the oven for breakfast. it was in its shell, and exploded. don’t let him near the knives or stove top.

merry: makes pretty good edibles. has mastered brownies and cookies, once put weed in a tart. can make dry sandwiches, that’s about it.

legolas: lmao no. accidentally on a raw diet. he eats everything as is. if you’re luckily he will give it a quick rinse. doesn’t eat meat, probably for the best. one time sam saw him take a bite out of a raw onion like it was an apple and lost his mind.

gimli: yes! makes good roasts and hearty stews. has the best jerky, and puts way to much pepper in everything. uses ground oven for everything he can- he digs a hole, fills it with food, and lights a fire over it. says the dirt add flavor.

aragorn: it’s edible. mostly unseasoned. will use herbs for medicine instead. knows how to perfectly cook any meat, but can’t make a salad for the life of him.

boromir: grill dad. he only cooks over flame. carrots? grill. potatoes? grill. nuts? grill. he’s a big fan of just, throwing the food into the fire pit. to be fair, it tastes pretty good. only uses salt, pepper and paprika.

gandalf: no one has ever seen gandalf cooking. truth is, he can, in theory. hasn’t actually cooked in forever. the last thing he made was a birthday cake. it was no one’s birthday. he ate it by himself and didn’t share with anyone.

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grondds-and-roses · 2 years

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So Pippin named his son after Faramir, right?

And like here is the thing. That child- Faramir Took, i mean- has never felt alone . Ever.

For as long as he could remember, he felt like someone was with him. Some sort of presence. Not in a creepy sort of way. It was comforting and made him feel protected and safe. He remembers how his nightmares would suddenly shift into happier dreams and how during storms there was a soft voice telling him stories and singing till he fell asleep. Everyone described him as a happy baby because he was usually heard laughing hysterically and clapping in delight, which is normal, except that some of those times, no one was with him in the room.

Faramir never questioned it though. He only did when the incident happened.

He was never supposed to go into the forest on his own, but he saw a fluffy, white rabbit playing among the trees and decided to watch it for a while then simply get out of the forest. Except that he followed the rabbit deep into the forest and ended up losing his way in there. He wasn't scared. He thought that this was an adventure if you will. Then it started raining and he was soaked, cold, hungry, lost and alone. So terribly alone.

But then the comforting voice returned. It reassured him and told him that it would lead him home, that he just needed to follow it and he did. But as he walked, he saw footprints of one of the Big People beside him in the mud, but what disturbed him was what he saw in the water puddles. It was the face of a man with dark hair and grey eyes, but Faramir couldn't see anyone around him.

The voice did help him get back to The Smials. Everyone fussed over him and asked him where he went, but Faramir was too distracted to answer them. All he could think about was The Man.

And as his father was tucking him into bed for the night, Faramir told him about the comforting voice and how it led him home, but most importantly, he told him about the man in the water puddles.

"Do you know who that could be?" Faramir asked

And Pippin, with tears in his eyes, answered him.

"That is Boromir."

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sylveongender · 5 months

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i think such a small yet big example of boromir’s humanity is when they lose gandalf and he tells aragorn to “give them a moment for pity’s sake” he knows the fellowship is hurting and needs to grieve and wants to let them have that despite the danger

#boromir #boromir son of denethor #lotr #lord of the rings #the fellowship #the fellowship of the ring #fellowship of the ring #tolkien

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buckleburyblog · 3 months

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→ The Fellowship as things I did when I was younger.

Part 2

- Frodo: Crawling through a small gap inside the huge blackberry bush right next to my house because nobody else could reach those berries to pick + Catching my hair and clothes on the thorns on the way out (painful but worth it).

- Sam: Getting chased by the cockerel we were fostering everytime I stepped out into the garden/pen; had to go outside with a broom as a shield.

- Pippin: Willingly ate cat biscuits on multiple occasions.

- Merry: Put pillows at the bottom of the stairs and jumped from the top just to see if I could make it without hitting the bottom steps.

- Gimli: Doing axe throwing at a school camping thing and accidentally hitting the target dead centre first try, only to try replicating it and have the next axe go flying down the field nowhere near the target.

- Legolas: Scaring the shit out of my parents as a kid when we’d go out by running off towards the trees to climb them, which eventually got me put on a child leash. (I kept getting out of it so my mum bought a full body harness to keep me from escaping the next one).

- Aragorn: Setting up a tent to go camping in the backgarden with my dad as a little kid + Constantly sleeping in a sleeping bag instead of using blankets/duvets.

- Boromir: Being the fastest runner in my primary school and always jumping in as bait to save my friends from getting caught whilst playing Tag.

- Gandalf: Somehow talking my way out of every single detention (or getting out of it early) and having none of them put on my record by the time I finished.

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