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unproduciblesmackdown · an hour ago
just finished lotr (films) & throughout i was thinking about all the wealth of posts i’ve seen. remember the one like “going to a place called cirith ungol was just them like ‘spider pass? watch out b/c rumor has it there’s something scary there’” & then i think of a tweet i saw just the other day like “dickpilled i logged in today to defend a lotr plot hole” like yeah you know what. everyone was just assuming it was figurative language
#i also want to know what plot hole. unless it was the The Eagles thing. but in 2021?? yet also ppl are still like. ranking the fellowship so#that's analysis babes...but truly sometimes Posts are as good or better Analysis(tm) than a serious lengthy essay...dobbo. i cant cope??#that one was Commentary but an instant classic. anyways i mean i was reminded of such truly classic & ye olde Posts while watching#but also that i've been seeing Fresh Lotr Posts fairly regularly for like years. a rich vein of w/o looking for any i've seen#a solid handful of related tweets in the past month or 2...production lore...illustrations...humorous references / analysis....#funny Semi Serious Analysis as well like ''cirith ungol would just mean Pass Of The Spider and not even in any obscure language'' like yeah#plus the bonus that frodo is fluent in sindarin...doesn't quite come up in the movies and maybe contradicted by that fotr bit like asking#What's The Elvish Word For Friend...he was just letting gandalf help / pretending he'd only just now figured it out. imagine lol#anyways and other humorous but earnest enough observations like saruman being known for his strong anti weed stance. straightedge#or ''can't stop thinking about the 'meat's back on the menu' line like do they have restaurants in isengard?? what's going on there''#then saw some completely earnest Literary Analysis post a while back like oh i didn't really think about this b/c things simply do not occur#to me but So True how gandalf & pippin spend a good amt of rotk hanging out for a reason in that gandalf's going ''oh right i guess we're#kind of similar'' like Same Name wanderer / pilgrim thing...a fool's hope...being a little chaotic & dealing w/frivolous things...wild card#then also to get back around to cirith ungol 1 of my fave They Definitely Added This movie exclusives is the one like 30 sec scene#where we get galadriel and frodo interacting again tbt lothlorien....could juxtapose the characters as well but really the tl;dr of it is#i enjoy both and it is a delight to me and also ;m; b/c of course...also seeing the extended edition stuff was a journey like Ah...material#going <_< at that mount doom bit about The Star and the Light like. i vaaaguely remember that maybe being a specific moment from The Book#as many of the added scenes were...but then i was like am i just going ham now or are we vaguely invoking that other wild book scene#the He's Like That Sometimes A Light Shines Through But I Love Him Whether Or No....can't say it Wasn't#anyways i can go on and on abt [film] or [book] b/c natch. holding it back in the tags here lmao but what Form can it ever really take excpt#real time endless comments abt Whatever All...everyone is safe as we're clearly not having an irl All 3 Films Marathon Watchalong so.#to just throw out another couple random notes. watching it for the first time in like 6 yrs having a great time towards the end of fotr#where boromir starts monologuing at frodo who is simply warily considering this like King Of Just Not Saying Anything honestly lmfao#role model. this after an instance of my own [i simply do not answer] in the face of what Tf are you talking abt / is the intention here lol#anyways that was fun. an icon....but it wasn't b/c that whole ending re boromir is sad and makes me cry :'/#pros and cons....great moment in ''just don't say anything until the other person clarifies their point'' representation...bummer scene/s...#and one of like a half dozen scenes of having Wariness conveyed by elijah wouldn't going >_> at someone specifically lmfao#or sort of wanguish (wary anguish?) well you know what i mean. all those scenes. and they were right to keep including it#well anyway's it's 7:30a (': better just determinedly lie down...good Streaming Hours don't hit until around 1am or later :/#couldn't fire up a film before that smh. rip to not having physical media onhand...rev up those dvds i'm [impromptu lotr marathons]
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capdjarin · 13 hours ago
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The Meowdalorian
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riderofrohirrim · 15 hours ago
The Fellowship watching Eurovision:
(because it’s Eurovision week and as a European I am morally obligated to write this)
he thinks it’s all a bunch of nonsense but still watches it every year without fail
accurately predicts the winner each year after first rehearsals, even if it’s not his favourite song
he knows the words to every single song somehow, even the ones in languages that he doesn’t speak
always roots for the countries that rarely qualify for the final
legitimately has never watched Eurovision before
only knows the Eurovision songs that Sam has sang near him or the ones he’s heard on the radio
complains about how Eurovision has become extremely politicised which goes completely against the reason it was founded
knows obscure statistics about how well different countries have performed at Eurovision
may secretly be part of one of the Scandinavian metal bands that seem to always qualify
rants about Australia being allowed to compete but he ends up supporting them anyway
pretends he doesn’t know what Eurovision is when anyone asks him (even if he’s listening to his Eurovision playlist)
watches it each year with Aragorn and Gimli, and is the biggest Eurovision fan out of the three of them
only watches the final (because the qualifying rounds have all the bad songs in)
has somehow managed to turn the section where the points are awarded into a drinking game
only knows the Eurovision songs that are popular on social media
he still votes each year, without listening to any of the songs - he just picks the song with the best title
critiques the singers’ outfits and staging constantly
loves the piano ballads (even though they all sound similar) and has a playlist dedicated solely to those ballads
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hetaczechia · 15 hours ago
Faramir: *Taps a rhythm*
Boromir: *Taps in response*
Denethor: Stop that.
Boromir: Stop what?
Denethor: You're talking about me in morse code.
Faramir: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary for of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Faramir, to Pippin: That's exactly what we did.
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Boromir: Wait, I didn't catch that. Why are we running?
Sam: Orcs are coming! They heard us!
Boromir: How did they hear us?
Pippin: You know what? Sometimes things just happen. And sometimes God... Is a vicious, two-faced prick.
Merry: OH, so this is God's fault! God accidentally knocked that skeleton down a tell and led the orcs directly to us? Maybe GOD should learn to pay attention!
Pippin: GOD can't pay attention to absolutely everything, Merry, He's not omniscient. Which is why, everyone, we should learn to forgive God.
Merry: Despite the situations He's put us in.
Pippin: The FUN situation that will lead us to a better life!
Pippin: When God knocks a skeleton down a well, He always opens a window, I always say. His way is a mysterious one. We should just love Him.
Merry: Because we're stuck with Him.
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hetaczechia · 20 hours ago
Frodo: I’m cold.
Sam: Here have my jacket.
Pippin: I’m cold, too.
Merry: Do you want me to set you on fire?
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 21 hours ago
Pippin: so tonight I was thinking we could play checkers and say all the things we like about each other
Kidnapper, crying: your friends paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home
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hetaczechia · 22 hours ago
*door slams open*
Sam: I got the toilet paper!
Frodo: ...why are you...why are you covered in blood?
Sam: *falls over*
Merry and Pippin: *screams*
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hetaczechia · 23 hours ago
Merry: I don’t know how to tell all of you this, so I’m just going to whisper it into Pippin’s ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment.
Merry: [whispers to Pippin]
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hetaczechia · 23 hours ago
[in a groupchat]
Merry: nose
Merry: i just typed that with my nose lol
Pippin: tiddie
[ Frodo has left the group ]
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aqpippin · 23 hours ago
the way my internet is so slow atm that discord is lagging and both notion and google docs are offline 🥲 evening of fic writing has gone down the drain lmao
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hetaczechia · 23 hours ago
Merry and Pippin: *staring out the window*
Sam: What are you doing?
Frodo: The TV broke, so they're watching a couple break up across the street
Merry: Shh! It's getting heated!
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Frodo, finally sitting down for a second: At least Merry and Pippin have been quiet today.
Frodo: ...
Frodo, getting up: That can't be good.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Merry: *Screaming angrily*
Pippin: *Screaming back*
Sam, walking in: Uh.. what happened?
Frodo: They're blaming each other for finishing the snacks, when I was the one who did it
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Merry: It’s impossible to say the word “bubbles” and make it sound threatening.
Pippin: ...
-five minutes later-
Frodo: Does someone want to explain why Pippin is currently on the roof, shouting “BUBBLES!”?
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