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SKJAKFJSKSN YES THATS EXACTLY IT

What I’m envisioning from @meteors-lotr’s baby elves post is tiny Legolas just looking like this

#I’d say it’s a bit more newborn bird like but like this is exactly what I meant #Meteor Reblogs

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So was anyone gonna tell me that we’re getting an animated lord of the rings movie about Rohan, or was I just going to find out about that when checking the upcoming movies for my local cinema

#I thought about making the actual meme but I decided against it #Worst part is that I was complaining to my friend about how there were no movies coming out that was worth going to the cinema to watch #And joked that they should make a Lord of the rings four #(Before immediately being like please don’t make a Lotr four that would be awful let’s be honest) #Let’s just say we popped OFF when reading that #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #the war of the rohirrim #Miranda Otto is in it so I’m assuming her storytelling is gonna be the framing device #Cause it’s about Helms Deep #Like hundreds of years in the past #I like that it’s a story abouy men tho #Caude we’ve had hobbits (Lotr) Dwarved (The Hobbit ironically enough) and elves (Rings of Power) #So here’s the human movie #Huzzah!

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I want all of us to be honest with ourselves, if Thorin and Bilbo had been the biological parents of Frodo, his name would probably have been Throdo

#It’s awful but it’s the truth 👍 #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tw mpreg #It’s like heavily implied #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #frodo baggins #(Throdo Baggins-Oakenshield) #bagginshield #Thilbo #Headcanon

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Thorin: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that. Bilbo: That is why I look at you like that.

#Bilbo: Now give the people of Dale what you promised them 🥺 #Thorin: Okay 😔 #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #Thilbo #bagginshield

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NONE OF YOU SAW THAT

#IM GOING TO MEET MY GF RN MY FOCUS ISNT 100% OKAY! #DONT JUDGE ME

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He just turned around, Bilbo is still standing right behind him hearing every word

Thorin: OW! Bilbo: What happened? Thorin: Nothing, just nicked myself on the blade Bilbo: Aw, here *kisses his finger* Thorin: Why'd you do that? Bilbo: It's a hobbit thing! Kissing booboos makes you feel better! Thorin: -Later- Thorin: Dwalin I need you to punch me in the mouth

#All the other dwarves that are also right there: Really? Right in front of my green food?

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Fuuuuck me I double posted again

#Congrats on your food I guess #But this also means my queue is messing up and I gotta look into that

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Boromir: What’s that sound? Legolas: It’s the wind, it’s speaking to us. Aragorn, annoyed: Well then, what's it saying? Legolas: I don’t know. I don’t speak wind.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #aragorn son of arathorn #legolas greenleaf #boromir

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Kíli: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to freely meet Tauriel? Thorin: When I’m dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I’m dead.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #kíli #kili the dwarf #thorin oakenshield #kiliel

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Reblogging to promote! Very excited, and I hope some of my followers choose to participate!

Invitation for Aragorn x Legolas enthusiast to be participate in #aralasweek2024 event!

The event will run over seven days from July 2 to July 8.

This was held for the second time. Get your free pass, Everyone!

PROMPT LIST

CANON

Before Fellowship

To Lothlorien

Between Anduin and Rohan

Siege of Gondor

Coronation

After Journey

The Final

AU

College/University

Flower/Coffee Shop

Space/Sci-fi

Steampunk

Wizard Academy

Soulmates

Sherlock Holmes

How to use prompts | AO3 COLLECTION

Hashtag #aralasweek2024 #aralasweek

#You guys are representing me please don’t make me look bad 🥺

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Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

#Aragorn knows that elves are extremely ugly and weird looking as babies #And he also knows that Legolas is in fact one of the prettier ones #The rest of them are just questioning if it’s some sort of prank #Gandalf fucks with them by showing a picture of a mushroom saying that all wizards grow from them #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr headcanons #the fellowship of the ring #the fellowship headcanons #legolas greenleaf #aragorn son of arathorn #Samwise Gamgee #frodo baggins #merry brandybuck #pippin took #Boromir #gimli son of gloin #Gandalf the gray

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Actually iconic

The way 8 years old me deliberately dressed up as Alfrid Lickspittle from the hobbit because I was bored

Girl boss right there

#I hate Alfrid so bloody much #But that just means that I love cosplays of him even more

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Here we also have Brand, son of Bain and Vivian (OC), and Juniper and Ivy, twins of Tauriel and Sigrid

I haven’t made them like this in a while lol

This is the picrew, it’s really pretty and I recommend using it lol

#This is the first time I make a definitive design for the sigriel twins #All three of the kids are half elves #And while Brand and Juniper embrace both parts of their culture equally #Ivy is a lot more human

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WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL US BAIN IS SO HOT

The kids are rich, they can afford good skincare, plus they’re Luke Evans’ children of course they’re gonna be hot lol

#I think I have said before that the kids are all very attractive #Meteor answers an ask because they can #bain dragonson #bain of dale

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I haven’t made them like this in a while lol

This is the picrew, it’s really pretty and I recommend using it lol

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #Sigrid Dragondaughter #sigrid of dale #bain dragonson #bain of dale #tilda dragondaughter #tilda of dale #Picrew #One thing I always enjoy in fantasy settings is when royalty has fancy face markings #Either it being tattooed or just painted on

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Faramir: You know my father always told me that if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, I should, too. Aragorn: You father said that? Faramir: He was not a nurturer.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #aragorn son of arathorn #faramir #denethor

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Baby Brand, holding up an acorn: What’s this?

Bain: A tree

Baby Brand: Really??

Bain: Yeah in a nutshell

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bain dragonson #bain of dale #brand son of bain