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Merry: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Pippin: Thank you
Merry: I didn't say that was a good thing
Pippin: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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blogoftakuya · 18 hours ago
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I don’t drink, and I’m not the type to go out with a lot of people, but I freaking love this song!
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hetaczechia · 23 hours ago
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Merry: Toss me my keys.
*a printer lands next to Merry*
Merry: I said my keys.
Pippin: I thought you said printer!
Merry: Why the fuck would I say printer?
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Théoden, seeing Éowyn's hickey: Éowyn, what is that on your neck??
Éowyn: Mosquito bite.
*Merry walks by*
Éomer: Hey there, mosquito!
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Pippin: Hi guys!
Boromir: Why is there a bruise on your face, and who do I need to kill?
Pippin: Just a thug, don't worry about it
Boromir: *jumps out the window*
Merry: You tripped didn't you?
Pippin: Never tell anyone.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Sam, on the phone with Frodo:...I ended up going out to dinner alone with Mr. Merry and Mr. Pippin, who bickered the whole time about which Beatle is alive and which is dead.
Frodo: So, where'd they land?
Sam: John and Keith are dead. Paul and Ringo are still kicking.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Gandalf: Pippin, no!
Pippin, standing still: What?!
Gandalf: Sorry, force of habit. Merry, no!
Merry: Not me either.
Gandalf: Oh...
Gandalf: Then who lit the kitchen on fire?
Frodo: *silent, in the corner*
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Éowyn: Can you pass me the salt?
Merry: What?
Éowyn: Salt
Merry: Hm?
Éowyn, sighing: the Oceanic cocaine
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Gandalf: It's a war zone in here! What happened?
Frodo: Well, Merry and Pippin--
Gandalf: Ah, that makes sense.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: Pippin is crying in the bathroom, this is a problem.
Sam: What happened?
Frodo: I tried to go brush my teeth, but he was sitting under the shower with all of this clothes on.
Sam: I mean what happened to Mr. Pippin?
Frodo: Oh, I don’t know, something about losing a bet to Merry.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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*Merry finds Pippin tied up during a mission*
Pippin muffled by the tape over his mouth: Merry, you've gotta help!
*Merry rips off the tape covering Pippin's mouth
Pippin: Owie! Thanks a bunch! Now get me outta this thing!
Merry: I was planning to. Relax a moment.
Pippin: I can't! There's a fight going on!
Merry: Though I could always just take you home as you are.
Pippin: Huh?
*Merry frees Pippin and he immediately starts sprinting towards the fight.
Merry: I regret my choice already.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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*Éowyn finds Merry tied up during a mission*
Merry muffled by the tape over his mouth: Éowyn, you've gotta help!
*Éowyn rips off the tape covering Merry's mouth
Merry: Owie! Thanks a bunch! Now get me outta this thing!
Éowyn: I was planning to. Relax a moment.
Merry: I can't! There's a fight going on!
Éowyn: Though I could always just take you home as you are.
Merry: Huh?
*Éowyn frees Merry and he immediately starts sprinting towards the fight.
Éowyn: I regret my choice already.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Pippin: *walks up to microphone during Merry and Éowyn’s wedding reception*
Pippin: *taps on mic, everyone smiles when he approaches* Anyone that doesn’t want their cake, pass it to me please.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Waiter: Don't worry people under 13 eat for free.
Éowyn: He's thir--
Merry: *Elbows her* Goo goo ga ga.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Merry: Hey Pip—
Pippin, with teabags on his under eyes: What do you want?
Merry: You know what, never mind.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Aragorn: Pippin! Time for bed!
Pippin: I take orders from no one!
Merry: BED. NOW.
Pippin: Okay
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Merry: *reaching for Éowyn’s fries*
Éowyn: *slamming a grocery store divider between Merry’s hand and her plate*
Merry: you told me you didn’t take that from the store
Éowyn: and you told me you didn’t want any fries yet here we are
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Pippin, about Boromir: Oh Merry, he’s sleeping. I don’t want to wake him.
Merry: You can light fire crackers in his nostrils, you won’t wake him.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Merry: Sam, are you free on Friday, around 8pm?
Sam: Yeah...?
Merry: What about you, Frodo?
Frodo: Yes, why do you ask?
Merry: Perfect, because I’m not. You go without me. Enjoy your fucking date you emotionally awkward fucks.
Sam: ...
Frodo: Did you just-
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Merry: What’s this then? A sweet? A mini cigar? *sucks on end*
Éowyn: A tampon.
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