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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?

Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*

Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*

Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*

Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.

Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*

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lokiusincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Season 1

Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME

Mobius: NO

Season 2

Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME

Mobius: YES

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dubblebubbleibuprofen · 5 months

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This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

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super-marvel-dc · 2 months

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*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#remade this because it was requested #still funny to me #although my brother is probably concerned that i keep laughing on that one scene...#hela x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect #requested

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sincka · 3 months

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This is Mobius, he loves his personal space : *Mobius, looking at his tempad quietly while standing*

This is Loki, he also loves Mobius's personal space : *Loki, RIGHT BEHIND Mobius, looking at the tempad over Mobius's shoulder as he totally BREATHES against Mobius's cheek*

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bitchystxrk3000 · 5 months

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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Thor, give me your credit card.

Thor: Here.

Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

#marvel #mcu fandom #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel mcu #mcu #loki laufeyson #thor odinson #loki x reader #thor x reader #marvel x reader

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threadofnorns · 21 days

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Loki: Thanos knew I’d be just the one for this job ;)

Thanos, 20 minutes ago: bring me our most suicidal employee

#inspired by worstloki's reblog #loki #thanos #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #the avengers #avengers infinity war #loki laufeyson #loki odinson

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marvelsincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mobius, softly: You and me.

Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*

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lokiusincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Mobius: *puts on pride pin*

Loki: *gasp* You’re gay!

Mobius: *holds up his wedding band* WE ARE MARRIED

#mobius #loki series #lokius #loki odinson #loki x mobius #loki show #loki laufeyson #lokius incorrect quotes #loki season 2 #wowki #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #loki

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a-stone-in-flight · 7 months

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#loki #loki season 2 #loki laufeyson #loki series #incorrect loki quotes #mobius #mobius m mobius #lokius #loki s2

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jadesspacesworld · 7 months

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Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Loki: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Loki: Is it working?

#loki x reader #loki laufeyson #loki season 2 #loki series #mcu loki #incorrect x reader quotes

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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[Loki in a hospital bed and Thor sits in a chair next to him.]

Thor: Is it painful?

Loki: What? Being stabbed, or sitting here talking to you?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Loki: ...Something's off.

Valkyrie: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Loki: No, but that's funny.

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