#source: unkown

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: What’re you drinking, Y/N?

Y/N: Vodka.

Wanda: Straight?

Y/N: Not really.

Wanda:

Y/N:

Wanda:

Y/N: oH you meant the vodka?

#source: unkown #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mobius, softly: You and me.

Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...

#incorrect quotes #source: unkown #loki laufeyson #mobius m. mobius #lokius #Loki tv series #MCU #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect Loki #incorrect lokius #loki x mobius

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

-

Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

-

Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

-

Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

-

Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

-

Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

-

Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!

#Source: unkown #Source: Adventure Time #Source: Tumblr #Pomni x ragatha #Ragatha x pomni #Pomni #Ragatha #tadc incorrect quotes

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: Will you go out with me?

Mordecai: Nah

Rocky: I have a good heart

Mordecai: I'll call you if I need a transplant

#source: unkown #Incorrect Quotes #Rocky Rickaby #Mordecai Heller #lacakdaisy #lackadiasy cats #Tracy J. Butler

[liv45no]

Richie, stroking Eddie’s hair: you’re so tiny and adorable

Eddie, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now.

Richie: *heart eyes* I know

#itmovie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #reddie #incorrect it quotes #incorrect quotes #it 2017 #it 2019 #source: unkown

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: How the hell did you crash the car?

Emma: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Emma: I was like "woah that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Henry: ...

Regina: I love you so much.

#regina mills #emma swan #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: unkown

[phierecycled]

Connor: I want to find someone who has it together, is graceful, top of the line-

Kevin: *walks into the room before tripping over his own feet, spilling coffee all over himself and then swearing as if he wasn’t raised Mormon*

Connor: I want that one.

#broadway #musicals #tbom #tbom musical #the book of mormon muscial #bom #bom meme #incorrect bom #mcpriceley #elder mckinley #connor mckinley #kevin price #elder price #incorrect bom quotes #source: unkown

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius: so Darang is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Fidorance: why?

Zius: because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

#source: unkown #the ember knight #ember knight #incorrect ember knight #incorrect quotes #zius #fidorance #darang

[incorrect-motherseries-quotes]

Duster: we're here to kick some names!

Kumatora: and take some ass!

#Source: unkown #This is actually painful I have to copy paste the swear words every time!!! I CANNOT TYPE THEM BECAUSE I MUST KEEP MY NO SWEAR STREAK #MOTHER 3 #Kumatora #Duster

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Toga: Deku is playing hard to get.

Toga: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

#toga himiko #deku #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #league of villains #source: unkown

[youngsap]

Lio: You can’t kill me! I have a wife.

Emilia: Do you really think that will stay my hand?

Lio: Oh no, you misunderstood. That wasn’t a plea. That was a warning.

Emilia: Wha-

Song: *Smashes down the door.*

#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #kipo #kataow #Lio oak #kipo Lio oak #kataow Lio oak #kipo Lio #kataow lio #Dr. Emilia #kipo Dr. Emilia #kataow Dr. Emilia #kipo Emilia #kataow Emilia #Song oak #kipo song oak #kataow song oak #kipo song #kataow song #source: unkown #mmmm monkey wife

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: Thanks to Buzz, the Bloodwolves have taken up cursing.

Dooley: Really? How bad?

McQueen: Last night, Devon referred to bedtime as a “fucking crisis.”

#The Darkside Detective #Darkside Detective #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Unkown #Francis McQueen #Detective McQueen #Patrick Dooley #Officer Dooley #Buzz Dooley #(Mentioned) #The Bloodwolves #[Mentioned] #Devon Turner #Bloodwolf Devon #{Mentioned} #Queued Post

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Loki, to Mobius: How's the sexiest person here?

Mobius, flipping casually through a magazine: I don't know. How are they?

Loki, flustered: I-

Sylvie, legs kicked up on a desk across the room and grinning smugly: I'm doing great, thanks!

#source: unkown #incorrect quotes #loki laufeyson #mobius m. mobius #incorrect loki #incorrect loki quotes #incorrect Lokius #sylvie #loki x mobius #incorrect sylvie #incorrect marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #MCU #loki tv series

[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Spike: Jet, Jet, think about this.

Spike: I’m your hottest frien——no, Faye.

Spike: I’m your nicest frien——no, Ed.

Spike: I’m your friend?

#submission #source: unkown #spike spiegel #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #amazing quote thx for the submission <333

[instantlystrangeimaginellama]

Abraham: you like me, platonically, for my personality?

Sasha: I'm as shocked as you are

#abraham ford #sasha williams #michael cudlitz #sonequa martin green #the walking dead #twd #this is gonna bite me in the arse and watch me reblog this if and when they start shagging each other #watch someone who has seen all of the walking dead reblog this and prove me wrong #they're cute besties #bestie goals #Source: unkown

[chaotictasha]

Incorrect quotes#5

Yelena and y/n sneaking into the kitchen at midnight.

Yelena: a midnight snack sounds good right now.

Y/n: no you dumb ass it's a meal between dinner and breakfast. It's called midnight lunch or midnight feast.

Yelena: who you calling dumb ass? Huh

Y/n and Yelena bickering

Nat*comes out of nowhere*: Did I step on your moment?

*CUE SCREAMING*

Y/n and Yelena running for life.

#nat x y/n #yelena x natasha #yelena x y/n #natasha x y/n #incorrect marvel quotes #source: unkown #Nat x y/n x yelena