Zelena: I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person.
Regina:
Emma:
Henry:
Rumple:
Belle:
Snow:
David:
Zelena: No, you're not Zelena! We still love you Zelena!
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Emma: Why are only roosters allowed to start there day screaming?
Regina: Because we sleep in the same bed and i will murder you.
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Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!
Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Regina: I’m going to end you!
Emma: So like… enemies to lovers???
Regina:
Emma:
Regina: Yes.
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Emma: im going to torture you
Regina: do your worst
Emma: I think you are kind and beautiful.
Regina: what
Emma: you deserve love and happiness
Regina: no...
Emma:Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Regina: I need a safeword!!!
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This is basically canon
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Death: The time has come for me to drag your soul down to the depths where it'll-
Killian: Yeah cool just let me ask my wife real quick.
Death: What? No! T-that's not how this w-
Killian: She said no and that she'll meet you behind Granny's at 6.
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David: You killed my father?
Killian: If it makes you feel any better, I killed my father, too.
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Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?
Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.
Snow: *smiles*
Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…
Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.
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EMMA: Hey, what time is it?
REGINA (snaps): I’m not your clock.
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Belle: Do you think Emma has been doing okay lately?
Emma, running after a garbage truck: COME BACK! YOU FORGOT ME!
Zelena: Yep. She seems pretty normal.
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Fact: Rumple is the Barbie fan #1
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Regina: If I'm extra sarcastic with someone, it means I'm really annoyed with them, or I'm flirting.
Emma: Wait, but you're always sarcastic with me?
Regina, smirks: Exactly.
Emma, hurt: You get annoyed with me?
Regina: ...You know what, this one was on me.
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Regina: Okay. Never have I ever had lesbian fantasies about the two of us being together.
Emma: Shit. *Drinks*
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*Dinner time at the Swan-Mills residence*
Emma: I would fuck your lasagna if I could
Regina: *sighs*
Regina: a simple ‘this is good’ would have sufficed Emma
Emma, looking lovingly at the lasagna: smash
Henry: I-
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