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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: In theory? I’m a bad bitch. But when people actually meet me they realize I’m a loser.

Dooley: You’re a loser who’s a bad bitch. A lame bitch.

McQueen: I did not ask for your input.

Dooley: You’re in my room on my bed and have stolen my blankets, you’re getting my input.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: Are you ready to commit?

Dooley: Like a crime, to a relationship or myself to a mental health facility?

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Patricia: Why do you smell like weed?

Buzz: How do you know what weed smells like?

Patricia: I—

Buzz: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Buzz: Does sarcasm help?

McQueen: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Buzz: Apparently, it was rude of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Buzz: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McKing: Get busy, ya flope.

McQueen: Flope?

McKing: It means loser, okay?

McKing: It's new slang.

McKing: People are saying it.

McKing: My brothers said so!

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Devon: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!

Emily: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Armelia.

Armelia: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McKing: Enough! how dare you mock me in such a manner?!

Emily: Ugh, fine, how do you want me to mock you? I take requests.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: You look good in that armor.

Dooley: You know where else I'd look good?

McQueen, with zero hesitation: My bed.

Dooley, at the same time: By your side- what?

McQueen: What?

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Dooley: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Armelia: There were so many mixed messages in that.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Devon: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Armelia: Language!

Emily: Yeah, watch your fucking language.

Buzz: Okay, who taught Devon the fuck word?

Emily: "The fuck word."

Armelia: Are you serious? You guys use the fuck word all the time.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Dooley: I'm on top of the world.

Raxa: You're just sitting in Francis's lap.

Dooley: Francis is my world.

McQueen: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: Your secret is safe with me.

Raxa: You dissociated mid-sentence and didn’t hear a thing I said.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: The path to inner peace starts with four words-

McQueen: Not. My. Fucking. Problem.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Patricia: Buzz, are you drinking… Drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Buzz: It says H2O2, that means it’s the sequel to water!

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Dooley: I hate when people give me directions and say “you can’t miss it”.

Dooley: Buddy, you have no idea what I’m capable of.

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: Heh, you sneeze like a girl.

McKing: How about I pound you like a boy.

McQueen: …

McKing: ...

McKing: That didn’t come out right.

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