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luxthestrange · 2 months
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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nagitosstolenhand · 17 days
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Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.
Iida : .. elaborate?
Izuku: I haven't died yet
Iida: that's not how it works-
Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die
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obsessed4evver · 9 months
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*Izuku gaining the quirks of the past users of OFA*
In the Vestige Void:
Banjo: Hey! How come he gets all the cool shit?
Yoichi: I don’t fucking know? He was quirkless so-
Yagi’s vestige: *making hand movements indicating to himself*
Nana: Toshi was quirkless when I passed on OFA. How come he didn’t get our quirks like Ninth?
Hikage: Probably because he’s All For One’s son, just a thought.
Yoichi: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. MY BROTHER DID NOT GET LAID AND HAVE A CHILD-
En: That you know of.
Yoichi:
En:
Yoichi:
Yoichi: Fuck you all. Third, put up the GODDAMN CONSPIRACY BOARD-
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.
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scftizuku · 9 months
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Shinsou: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Kaminari : AS ENEMIES?! Shinsou:......
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writersmorgue · 5 months
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Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
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silversynaesthesia · 2 months
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c512h · 11 months
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Endeavor with his in laws:
Hawks: YAY we're all family now
Mirko: Does this mean I get to call you dad at work?
Bakugo: I'LL SURPASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ONE DAY JUST WATCH!!
Shigaraki: BTW if there are illegal stuff bought with your credit card don't ask about it.
Endeavor thinking: This is my punishment, isn't it.
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dogwaterdish · 4 months
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Aizawa: I'm not doing to well.
All Might: What's wrong?
Aizawa: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Midoriya enters the room*
Aizawa: There it is again.
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~
Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...
Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...
Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...
Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~
Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?
Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?
Mr Compress: Y/N!?-
Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-
-Back in your center of operation-
Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?
Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??
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Aizawa: on a scale from ojiro to Midoriya, how impulsive are you right now?
Izuku: oh sure, become a vigilante one time and you’re being used as a bad example-
Aizawa: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you graduate
Aizawa: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident
Izuku problem child Midoriya:
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*bakubro helping kami get dressed for his date*
baku: no, absolutely fucking not. youre not wearing a lime green jacket
kami, pouting: it’s a cool jacket bakubro!
baku: I’m not letting any of my idiots go out looking like goddamn idiots
kami, weighing his options: but what about kirishimas cr-
baku, cutting him off with a sigh: there’s nothing I can do about Kirishima and his crocs
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homos-in-training · 1 year
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Incorrect MHA-50 (L.O.VxReader)
Shigaraki: [finds out Y/n infiltrated the league] You played me like a fiddle
Y/n: Oh, no Shiggy fiddles are actually hard to play
Y/n: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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anime-as-textposts · 1 year
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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bakugo: you're such a fucking loser deku. midoriya: well you married me, so who's the REAL loser here? bakugo: you are not allowed to use this marriage against me. midoriya: i am 100% allowed to use this marriage against you.
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