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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?

Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*

Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*

Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*

Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.

Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*

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welovelouisandbucky · 4 months

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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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luxthestrange · 10 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Trickster

Loki and You agree to meet for a location for a date

Y/n, over text: Turn around!

Y/n: No, in the other direction

Y/n: Okay, just one more time

Loki: Where are you???

Y/n: I’m not actually there yet, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me~

Loki:...Marry me, please-

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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super-marvel-dc · 2 months

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*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#remade this because it was requested #still funny to me #although my brother is probably concerned that i keep laughing on that one scene...#hela x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect #requested

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bitchystxrk3000 · 5 months

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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Thor, give me your credit card.

Thor: Here.

Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

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jiyascepter · 8 days

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Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

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jadesspacesworld · 7 months

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Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Loki: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Loki: Is it working?

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 15 days

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Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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marvellover76 · 3 months

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Loki: I would do anything for you, Y/n. I would kill for you.

Y/N:.....

Loki: *slowly smiling* Please ask me to kill someone for you.

Y/N: *sweating* Woah...okay- first of all...

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*

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luxthestrange · 3 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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[Loki in a hospital bed and Thor sits in a chair next to him.]

Thor: Is it painful?

Loki: What? Being stabbed, or sitting here talking to you?

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super-marvel-dc · 30 days

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Loki, visiting the squad: Hello, I just came to-

Loki: *sees Y/N shoving Bucky into the washing machine while Sam records, and Tony watches*

Loki: *Leaving slowly* something suddenly came up...

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louwaffles · 10 months

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Loki: Every morsel in my body loathes this planet, you worthless humans, and this disgusting air.

Avengers: .....

Loki: Every time I see or even hear someone breathe, my resolve to destroy this planet grows--

Y/N: I know this is bad time, but--

Loki: *anger melts and heart gushes* Oh, how I love this beautiful creature blessed from the heavens to sing me songs every morning.

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yup-i-am-weird · 2 months

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Testing

*the avengers are all gathered in the living area*

Y/N : I am getting really bored

Tony : Yeah let's play truth and dare

Natasha : I'll go first, Y/N I dare you kiss the hottest person in the room

*as the words slip out of her mouth, all the heads turn towards you. Literally everyone knew about the crush both Loki and Bucky had on you, but little was it known to them that you liked both of them*

Y/N : you can't be serious nat, that's WAY TOO CHILDISH, we are not

Sam : Well, if it's that easy then go ahead finish your dare

*both Loki and Bucky sat still staring at each other as if it was staring challenge with occasionally looking at you*

Y/N : Ugghhh.... I hate you guys

Tony : *smirking*Come on y/n, you know who is the hottest

*you gave Tony a look. If you chose between Loki and Bucky it would not only start a serious argument between them but also hurt one of them, which you were sure you didn't wanted to happen but you also could not choose someone else. God, why was it so difficult to pick one of them. *

Wanda :*giggling at your confusion*Have you decided y/n?

Y/N :*looking up from the floor, an evil smile forming on your face* Yes, I have. Nat you said the hottest person, right?

Natasha : Yeah

Y/N : *getting up from your place* Well, then

*you walk towards her and gesture for her to get up*

Natasha : Wha...?

*before she is able to register what is happening you place one hand around her waist while the other gently grabs her face as you softly place a kiss to her lips, surprising everyone in the room*

Wanda : Omg!

Thor : Lady y/n, I never knew you had a liking for women.

Y/N : Neither did I Thor, I was just testing if I did *you say with a smirk on your face*

*both Loki and Bucky look back and forth from you to each other with equally bewildered expression*

Natasha : *slightly blushing* Well y/n, you are a really amazing kisser.

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