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marvellover76 27 days
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Y/n: Loki, say fork
Loki: Fork
Y/n: Now say it three times
Loki: Fork, Fork, Fork
Y/n: Now what do you eat soup with?
Loki: A fucking spoon, Y/n
Mobius: 馃拃
Y/n: you got-
Loki: Cause I'm not- no, cause I'm not- this is the stuff that's making your parents want to split up,
Y/n: 馃樁
Loki: This is why you're dog doesn't even want you to pet him- THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ALL OF THESE ISSUES, Y/N.
Y/n: But-
Loki: NO, YOU THINK ITS JUST ABOUT THESE JOKES BUT ITS BECOMING A SERIOUS MATTER
Mobius: 馃槷
Loki: OKAY? YOU THINK THESE JOKES ARE LEADING TO BIGGER PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE. YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND- MAYBE GOT TO SOME GUIDANCE, MAYBE GET SOME HELP.
Y/n: 馃様
Loki: Jesus fucking chri-
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marvellover76 1 month
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Things in fo4 cannon I can't stop thinking about
The amount of scared tissue in Deacons face from all those face changes. Ouch
The fact that Maxson is only 20 and already a raging alcoholic
That Nick probably knew Hancock while he was growing up and that's why the two of them are so close
That Deacon is probably older than Hancock
that Pipers dad was probably apart of the minutemen
that Curie probably had ptsd and abandonment issues from being locked in vault 81 and watching everyone she ever cared about die
That Deacon might have a kid....
Prestons survivors guilt and how deeply traumatized he is
That though people like to give maccready shit for being dirty the man's canonically super allergic to dust so he's more likely to be a cluttered kind of messy than actually filthy
both Hancock and Preston canonically crush on sole but are to insecure to initiate it for their own different reasons
That Deacons been to capitol wastland and maybe even the Mojave or at least has deep knowledge on both
That the lone wanderer is technically apart of the railroad...
That Maccready met Butch Deloria at some point and has knowledge of the tunnel snakes
That the current BOS chapter looks down on the Lyons even though they were the best leaders in bos history....
If the sole survivor had died in the bombs instead of being cryogenicly frozen the railroad wouldn't exist because Shaun would have never been used to create Gen 3 synths, the bos would never have come to the commonwealth because there would be no strange energy readings, and the minutemen would have died in the raider attack at the museum of history
Caits backstory is probably one of the darkest and shes severely traumatized by her own past and uses drugs to escape it
That if he has max affinity with sole X6-88 doesn't seem to care all to much about the institute being destroyed
That though Danse may have a power armour fetish people tend to forget X6-88 also does....
That it was sole who introduced Mac to the mutfruit thing and not the other way around....
That Nick an Irma from the memory den definitely fucked at some point
that magnolia from goodneighbor and Sturges are both synths
That after defeating the institute Deacon quotes Plato and is highly educated on philosophy and literature in general
That Nick just had another detective coat lying around presumably waiting for a partner
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marvellover76 1 month
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Peter: How about we go to dinner?
Y/n, nodding
Peter: But not as friends this time...
Y/n: As enemies!?
Peter, absolutely unimpressed.
Y/n: What?
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marvellover76 2 months
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Tony: I like the way you take risks, Y/n.
Steve: Tony, I hope you know that Y/n is the villian who just killed about 30 people.
Tony: I know Steve, I know.
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marvellover76 2 months
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Y/n: I wanna be a caterpillar.
Peter: Why?
Y/n: Eat a lot, sleep a while, wake up beautiful.
Peter: You do realise they live for 2-5 weeks, right?
Y/n: That's another plus-
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marvellover76 3 months
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Loki: If you don't listen to me I'll kill your entire family.
Y/n: Well I'm an orphan and an only child...so good luck with that.
Loki: Damn...damn bitch you gotta make this hard.
Y/n: Well if you just asked nicely I would've told you.
Loki: Oh...can I please have-
Y/n: No because you threatened to kill my non-existent family, so-
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marvellover76 3 months
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Y/n: Atoms never touch eachother.
Y/n: And since we're made of atoms, that means we've never touched anything in our lives.
Y/n:....so to answer your question Mr Stark, no I did not punch Peter.
*Peter literally on the ground*
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marvellover76 3 months
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Y/n: Welcome to dating advice with Y/n!
Y/n: Peter, what's your question?
Peter: How do you tell if a girl likes you-
Y/n: SHE DOESN'T.
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marvellover76 3 months
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Y/n: You're stupid!
Loki: Well you're dumb!
Y/n: ...
Y/n: I don't like your hair!
Mobius: *big ass gasp* oh my god they went there.
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marvellover76 3 months
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*Y/n, proudly emerging from the bathroom with their hands on their hips.*
Y/n: I shaved my eyebrows!
Bucky: Why would you do that!?
Y/n: I DON'T KNOW!
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marvellover76 3 months
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Mobius: Please tell me you didn't drag Wade into this.
Y/n: I didn't drag Wade into this.
*knock on the door*
Loki: Who's that?
Y/n: I think you already know.
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marvellover76 3 months
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i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad
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marvellover76 3 months
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*nice casual music*
Loki: I could really kill someone if I wanted to.
Y/n: Ayo!
Loki: But we won't! We won't. Hey.
Y/n: Hey
Loki: We won't.
Y/n: Alright....okay.
Loki: But we could-
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marvellover76 3 months
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Steve: Alright, who's turn is it to give a pep talk?
Tony: Y/n's.
Y/n, takes a deep breath: Alright people let's fuck shit up and not die!
Bruce, burying his head in his hands: Oh my god...
Thor: Very inspiring, lady Y/n.
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marvellover76 3 months
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Y/n: Yeah, I do stand up comedy. That's why my legs hurt all the time.
Peter: Boo, you're not funny.
Y/n: Boo, you're mom died.
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marvellover76 3 months
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Peter: This is bad, this is really bad!
Ned: What?
Peter: I kissed MJ.
Ned:...woah.
Peter: What?
Ned: I owe Y/n so much money
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marvellover76 3 months
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Mobius: Every insult to Loki you owe him five bucks.
Loki: Good, im going to be rich.
Y/n: No, because I'm not going to say one mean word to you.
Loki: Really? You wanna kiss me?
Y/n: Kiss you? Dude I'd rather-
Mobius:...
Loki:...
Y/n:...not do that at this time but I appreciate your kind offer.
Mobius, nodding his head: Impressive.
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