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avengers-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Natasha: Please, Y/n , after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Natasha: I’m sorry Y/n .

Natasha: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Y/n : It has to be done.

Natasha:

Y/n :

Natasha:

Y/n : *Places +4* Uno.

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?

Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*

Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*

Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*

Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.

Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*

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40sjoyner · 6 months

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Clint: [breaks down the door to Natasha and Maria’s room]

Clint: LESBIANS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

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skylarinfinity · 11 months

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tony: [introduce peter to the team] okay guys, this my former intern now going to join us as heroes.

[team start introduce themselves]

peter: [nervously chuckle] i don't think you guys need to introduce yourself-

tony: yeah because we popular anyway any advice or something for our newbie.

m/n: [teleport behind peter] ran as fast as you can! they the real villain, i tell you this because i'm stuck with them-

[thor knock m/n out]

natasha: [look thor with wide eyes] thor! why you doing that! [immediately run to m/n]

thor: i don't want mortal m/n scared web child away [shrugs]

peter: [look at thor and m/n on the floor] oh god! he right he- [open meeting room door and run away]

tony: [look at thor annoying] look at what you do.

thor: [confused] why everyone mad at me?

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ct1409lover · 1 year

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bucky: if i had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with mysterio, thanos and john walker, i would shoot john walker twice

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 3 months

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romanoffshouse · 6 months

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[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 3 months

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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Y/N: I’ll call him.

Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—

Bucky: Hey, doll.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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avengers-incorrect-quotes · 5 months

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Natasha: What are you eating?

Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Natasha: I like you, don't I?

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*

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40sjoyner · 4 months

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"I think being a little in love with your friends is crucial."

-tony stark at some point

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skylarinfinity · 1 year

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[the boys playing cards game]

wanda: [walk in to the team] hurry up get ready! we have to go now, we have a wedding to attend.

bucky: [stand up immediately] i have a wedding to officiate! how can i forgot this.

sam: [laugh at bucky] you old man, so it's not suprise me that you don't remember shit.

natasha: [walk in] m/n, go get ready it's your wedding!

m/n: [realise] shit shit shit it's my wedding! [run to his room]

tony: [take a sip of his drink] please remind me it's m/n and who wedding again?

steve: [walk in and shake his disappointing] it's m/n and sharon wedding.

tony: [nods] ah that why i don't remember... because i don't care about her.

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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 1 month

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Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Y/n: bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Nat: Now that’s a threat!

The rest of the Avengers: *horrified silence*

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