Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?
Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Bruce: Well, do you?
Tony:
Tony: Yeah, hang on.
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mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?
snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?
mcgonagall: well, do you?
snape:
snape: yeah, hang on.
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Natasha: Where's Steve?
Bucky: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
Natasha: ...I never said he was.
Bucky: Oh. Haha, awkward.
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James: Pads is missing and he has the map, can you find him?
Remus: Do you think I have him microchipped or something, Prongs?
James: Well…do you?
Remus: Yeah, hang on
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Leo: Frankly, I find the whole "dating" thing overrated. Who would subject themselves to that?
Raph: Those of us who can actually get dates.
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Amy: The Doctor is missing, can you find him?
River: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Amy: Well, do you?
River:
River: Yeah, hang on.
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Eloise: Frankly, I find the whole ‘dating’ thing overrated. Who would subject themselves to that?
Benedict: Those of us who can actually get dates.
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Sir Pentious: In case you're wondering, Miss Bomb, that's what giving 150 percent looks like.
Cherri Bomb: Careful, Pentious, I hear when you reach 160, you spontaneously combust.
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Superman: Can’t you be more…..i don’t know, enthusiastic?
Batman: *monotone* woo-hoo, extra hoo
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Dabi: You know, for someone who’s supposedly a mad genius, I’m not seeing much of the genius.
Shigaraki: Keep it up, Dabi, and you’ll see plenty of the mad!
Dabi: Ooo. Scary man.
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Natasha: Kate is missing, can you find her?
Clint: What, do you think I have her microchipped or something?
Natasha: Well, do you?
Clint:
Clint: Yeah, hang on.
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Richie: Frankly, I find the whole "dating thing" to be overrated. Who would subject themselves to that?
Bill: Those of us who can actually get dates
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Kouyou: Dazai, Chuuya’s missing. Can you find him?
Daxai: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?
Kouyou: Well, do you?
Dazai: Yeah, hang on…
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Lucy: Lockwood is missing, can you find him?
George: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Lucy: Well, do you?
George:
George: Yeah, hang on.
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Hordak: Sea Hawk, I might have been wrong about you. This plan's a keeper.
Mermista: What!? Oh no... they're bonding.
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Coulson: Stark! Romanoff has gone off the grid, can you find her?
Stark: Do you think I have har microshipped or something?
Coulson: Well... do you?
Stark: Yeah, hang on.
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