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Green Arrow: I love you! You may as well take my heart Dinah! it's already full of you!

Black Canary: Please go.

Green Arrow: What is it? What's wrong pretty bird?

Black Canary: You know nothing about me, you've known me only three weeks!

Green Arrow: Three weeks? Dinah, I've known you all my life."

Black Canary: All your life?

Green Arrow: It's true, when I heard beautiful music I thought 'she'd like that'. I looked at flowers knowing that one day I'd give them to you.

Black Canary: Oh stop, stop.

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Actually, if Christians to be believed, Adam was made of clay, so either Diana is very much human woman or Justice League consisted of pots and their descendants only (if Kryptonians figure in Christian world building as humans and not demons of course).

I dont know much anout christainity, but i guess Diana could of been a human, but maybe just at first? Then after awhile some god, probably zeus, decided to make her more god like?

But i kinda like her just being a super strong amazon being made out of clay.

#wonder woman

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because Diana is made of clay, she's legally a pot and therefore the first Justice League had no women before

I dont know how to respond to this….i guess Diana is technically a living and breathing ceramic?

#please #someone explain this to me #im a bit slow

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Batman: I thought magic was just a myth.

Zatanna: Well, you were myth-taken.

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Bruce, trying to be a nice son: A nice, hot cup of tea.

Alfred: It's cold.

Bruce: A nice cup of tea.

Alfred: It doesn't even taste that good.

Bruce: Cup of tea.

Alfred: I'm not even sure this is tea...

Bruce: Cup.

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Do you guys wanna see my ponified leaguers

#nice #jl #flash #hawkgirl #wonder woman #batman

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pov: the riddler wants to ask you out on a date

#the riddler #batman the animated series #edward nygma #edward nigma #btas

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My hc for jonn n shayera is that they both got no where better to go when Justice league just formed and spent most of their free time in the watchtower and quickly became couch buddies

Them having their nails painted in the other persons palette was inspired by this convo I had when harassing character ai hawkgirl and got the sweetest answer of all time 😢😢😢😢 had to draw something based off of it

#❤️ #martian manhunter #hawkgirl

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Nothing will be funnier than the fact that in JLU Lex Luthor knows the Flash's face but can't do anything about it because he has no idea who the fuck that is

#dc #wally west #lex luthor

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Batman: i'm so happy.

The Flash: you don't look happy.

Batman: i don't smile a lot, and lately when i do it hurts. but trust me, i'm happy.

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Superman: Anyone ever tell you you're a lunatic?

Batman: Not in this context

(Quote from Shards of Honor by Lois McMaster Bujold)

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Lex Luthor to Superman: I hate everything you stand for, and everything you are.

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Booster Gold: I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should marry myself.

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Hawkgirl: Guess what's in this box?

The Flash: Donuts?

Hawkgurl: No.

The Flash: Muffins?

Hawkgirl: No.

The Flash: Corn dogs?

Hawkgirl: No.

The Flash: Chocolate?

Hawkgirl: No. It's not food.

The Flash: Then who cares?

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Commissioner Gordon : Let's play a game. It's called “Who Can Be Quiet The Longest".

Robin: Cool! Batman loves that game!

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The Flash: Thats a weird f-ckin’ tone man.

Stargirl:Thats just how he sounds. He has an asshole voice. Tell him its ok.

Crimson Avenger:….everything is great….

Stargirl: Dude…

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