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gffa · 22 hours
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"Luthor, you hurt him and I will kill you!"
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Lex Luthor knows everyone in the Justice League's secret identities, except Batman and Superman. Not because he's getting bad intel, but because when it comes to Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent he cannot think straight, pun intended.
Two of his exes decided to get together and get married and become the most influential public figures in the world and he's supposed to not be obsessed with that?!? Everytime one of his sources brings him the proof, showing that Bruce is Batman and Clark is Superman, Lex's brain just blue screens.
He remembers all the inside jokes he used to share with the two that are now being used against him by the entire Wayne Clan at every single public event. He thinks about every Twitter thread that shows how much happier and healthy the two of them are now that they aren't dating him. The threads that still somehow exist despite him buying the platform, rebranding it to leX just to try and destroy them.
Taking down Superman is still one of his top priorities, but ever since the Kent-Wayne marriage, taking them down has become mission number one. He's paid off every single news source that would let him, but trying to outbid Bruce has turned into an almost full time job.
He's put Clark on the CIA watchlist for all his socialist tendencies, but the CIA must have gone downhill because they can't take out a simple journalist on their home turf. Just because his abs look like they are made of steel doesn't mean they actually are.
So if he has to hear one more time that Clark and Bruce are Superman and Batman, he's going to shoot the messenger because this is obviously just another one of their attempts to fuck with him. He will find the capes' secret identities, but he's got a family vacation to try and ruin first.
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yeli3ratt · 2 days
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chibi 🥺
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docgold13 · 2 days
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Batman: The Animated Series - Paper Cut-Out Portraits and Profiles
Lex Luthor
Quite possibly the most intelligent man on the planet as well as a megalomaniacal cad, Lex Luthor accrued fabulous wealth through his inventions and business acumen.  He created LexCorp, a multi-conglomerate at the forefront in nearly all aspects of science and industry.  Seeing himself as above the law, Lex refused to allow safety and regulatory measures to obstruct his progress.  And he used his own wits and a high-priced legal team so that he would never have to answer for any laws he chose to overlook or outright break.   
A resident of Metropolis, Lex helped to build much of the city making it one of the largest and most advanced municipalities in all the world.  He greatly enjoyed his status as Metropolis’ most famous and celebrated son.  Yet all this changed with the arrival of Superman.  Quite suddenly the city became enthralled with the heroic exploits of this mysterious Man of Steel.  
Superman instilled in Lex a deeply seated complex of inferiority and contempt.  He viewed Superman as something other than human, as a product of the nature of the cosmos.  To defeat him would be the ultimate proof in man’s conquest and his own personal superiority.  As such, he would do anything to eliminate Superman and he embarked on numerous, diabolical schemes to do so; all of them ending in glorious failure. Too clever to leave evidence, Lex was never charged with any of the crimes he committed in his efforts to do away with Superman.  
When The Joker propositioned Lex with a viable plan to kill Superman, Lex leapt at the opportunity (naturally with the intention of double-crossing and eliminating The Joker when the deed was done).  This put Lex at odds with Batman and he found The Batman to be just as formidable a foe as Superman.     
Superman and Batman were able to foil The Joker’s scheme, but it would not be the last time the pair would match wits with Lex.  The two heroes would go on to help form The Justice League and Lex Luthor would prove to be among the most dangerous and persistent foes the team would go up against.  
Golden-throated actor Clancy Brown provided the voice for Lex Luthor, with the scoundrel first appearing in the second episode of Superman: The Animated Series.  
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frownyalfred · 29 days
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Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.
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vodrae · 6 months
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Damian Wayne : *Watching national geographic. Global warming hurts animals.*
"Mhhh."
*Runs to Tim's room*
"Luthor said you won't find a clean and sustainable power source in your life."
*Slams doors. Leaves.*
Timothy Jackson Drake : "THAT BITCH." *Angry tools noises coming from the garage for 5 minutes* "Take that bald motherfucker !"
Stephanie : "It's been 5 years and I'm still not sure if i'm scared or impressed by you all."
Damian : "Penguins won't fall anymore."
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phoneduk · 2 months
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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]
Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"
Dick: "sure!"
Random TT: "what are your names?"
Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"
Random TT: "...excuse me?"
Jason: "it's the idiot's name"
Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"
Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"
Jason: "Oliver Queen"
Tim: "Lex Luthor"
Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"
Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"
Tim: "what he said"
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Cujo
"Cujo where in the world do you keep finding all these things?"
Danny looked down at a very proud looking Cujo who had recently returned from his trip.
On each trip he brought back things that he liked, lately Cujo was bringing back the most curious things.
From pillows and toys to weapons and weird clothing.
One time even bringing a golden lasso.
This time it seemed to be a sword and a jar filled with liquid with what he was pretty sure was a human organ.
"Cujo please don't take peoples organs, I don't want to get in trouble"
A sentence he never thought he would be saying,
What a day.
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Alfred: "I seem to be missing my favourite pair of socks?"
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Wonder Woman is questioning who was brave/stupid enough to steal her lasso from practically under her nose.
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Damian: Father! Who took my weapons away, I haven't even been grounded!"
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Lex Luthor: "Where's all the kryptonite I just bought?!"
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Ra's: *squinting* "Something just happened."
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Sorry this one is shorter than usual I'm in the middle of class.
Bye!
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Just an Idea
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aziraphale-is-a-cat · 8 months
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Dr. Fenton, Lex Luthor's Evil Assistant
Danny was looking for work on the East Coast, and because he's not fucking crazy, he centered his search on Not Gotham. Excluding that, most of the good job opportunities were in Metropolis under the nose of Superman. Danny wasn't mad that he had to be in Superman's city, in fact he was quite happy he didn't have to take charge when his residence was threatened, he just didn't like the fact that he was living under the perview of a government super.
So when he heard back from his application as a personal assistant at Lexcorp, the company headed by the one man Superman hated more than evil, he took it with glee.
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When Lex Luthor saw the name Fenton cross his desk he had to stop and do a double take.
The Fenton patents were revolutionary, the technology they represented was game changing, but the rights to it was held in a deathgrip by their son, who, after their deaths, had refused any offers and redacted most information on the subject. To have Dr. Fenton in his building under his employ would be the perfect opportunity to get his hands on the patents that could change the world as they knew it.
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Superman landing dramatically on Luthor's balcony: Lex, this is-
Danny, rolling by in an swivel chair: do you have an appointment?
Superman: this isn't a business meeting, I'm here to-
Danny: sorry Mr. Luthor doesn't take walk-ins.
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Luthor: Dr. Fenton, have you given any thought to selling the rights to your parents' patents? That kind of technology could change the world.
Danny: I know. I don't think you know.
Luthor, eyes dilating like a cat seeing a bird: How are you so certain?
Danny: NDA's.
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Red Robin sneaking into the LexCorp building at midnight: ...
Danny, raking in that sweet overtime:...
Danny: Do you have a warrant?
Red Robin: ... Yes?
Danny, shrugging and walking away: okay.
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Luthor, in a video call with The Light: That door was Locked
Danny, with a printed schedule: and this hour was reserved for a different meeting.
Creepy Blank White Screen: has there been an interruption?
Danny: yes, this meeting has gone past it's allowed time.
Creepy Blank White Screen: Mere schedules are of no consequ-
Danny, exiting the Zoom call: blah blah blah
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hecate-hollow · 1 month
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Tim shows up in Lex Luthors office one day with a very expensive looking chessboard.
Lex is baffled because how the fuck did this kid get passed his security?
Tim smiles and Alex shivers cause he recognizes a Drake smile when he see’s it (as does all high society), and realizes that this kid wants something from him.
“Im going to propose to Kon El in a few weeks.” Tim explains, setting the chess set on Luthors desk without permission. “I don’t want or need your permission, but what I want and need is for you to leave Kon out of whatever weird divorce argument you and Supes regularly have. So I’m here to make a proposition.”
The pieces are set and Tim’s pulled up a chair. “2 out of 3. If I win, you leave Kon alone. No using him for schemes, no targeting to harm, no emotional manipulation or threats. If you so much as breathe wrongly in his direction I will not hesitate to dismantle this sad little empire you’ve built around yourself.”
“And if I win?”
“You know that hulking piece of kryptonite my late parents found on one of their last digs?” Of course he did. Luthor had been trying to buy Drake industries for the last year with no success when he found out about it’s existence. “If you win I’ll sign ownership over to you legally.” 
“Are you not concerned about what I’d use it for?”
“Not particularly. I’m not planning on losing.”
“So much arrogance. Fine I accept your wager.”
Despite his own confidence, when Tim smiled at him with that trademark drake smile that channeled everything he’d feared about the late Janet drake, Lex couldn’t help but feel like he’d just walked into a trap.
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emo-batboy · 5 months
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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)
Part 44 (Masterlist)
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(Part 45)
Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)
@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’
Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D
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kemdraw · 2 years
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angelltheninth · 8 months
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I was so distracted by the Clark and Lois stuff that I just realized that this is LEX MOTHERUCKING LUTHOR
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satoshy12 · 1 month
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Tiny Overlord Danny Of Earth
The Justice League ended up in the future, where Earth was ruled by Tiny Overlord Baby Man Danny. A tiny alien-like being with tiny ears and a cloak. 
And irony was, he made Earth once great! And in true world peace! In just 1 to 3 months of ruling. 
Later, as they met Future Bruce and rested, they asked why they hadn't done anything. Future Bruce. "Why should we? The world is in actual peace. And we voted for him." Past Superman:" But! Voted!" Future Superman:" We gave up. There is no mind control or anything; he is just very effective in taking care of all of this. And it was him or Luthor."  Nightwing:" And he wants to adopt him."
Future Bruce. "The rest called dibs first, I will still try it." 
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superbat-love · 2 months
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Imagine people saying “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Superman?” and Clark nearly has a heart attack. He thinks his days as Clark Kent are numbered because Lex Luthor is standing right there and he wouldn’t put it past the guy to get him fired from his job and make his civilian life miserable. Then Bruce Wayne answers that he gets that all the time and Clark almost spits out his drink.
Luthor is rolling his eyes and wonders why this Daily Planet reporter standing beside them is so excited about the possibility of Bruce being Superman. As if this himbo Brucie is capable of tying his shoelaces together, much less save the people of Metropolis. The man would probably fold faster than a napkin if Luthor did as much as flick him with a plastic spoon.
Clark quickly recovers from his blunder and remarks that it must be annoying to get mistaken for the superhero so often. Bruce tells him that he usually gets called that in the bedroom and asks if Clark wants to confirm it later, Luthor is daydreaming about kryptonite spoons and Clark is rethinking his choice of drink for the night.
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frownyalfred · 2 months
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Just thinking about the absolute chaos and gaslighting Bruce and Oliver put Lex Luthor through when they’re all together and Bruce and Oliver are both playing the “ditzy billionaire flirting with everything they see while being dumber than a box of rocks and also won’t shut up” role at the same time.
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