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ryemiffie · 18 days

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More quotes from my day turned into batman incorrect quotes for your day!

Joker: And now, the time has come for the jaw-dropping final act of the life of the infamous Nightwing!

Nightwing, pulling an uno card out of nowhere: Nice try, uno reverse!

Joker: Aw damn, you've foiled my plot again!

Jason: What?! All he did was pull out an uno card!

Joker: Yeah, an uno reverse card.

Jason: ??

Joker, handing over his weapon to nightwing: Well I suppose I ought to give this to you now.

Jason: You're just gonna give him your weapon?!

Joker: Well of course, those are the rules.

Jason: So if I had just pulled out my trusty uno reverse card back when you were trying to kill me, you'd have just, what? Stopped?

Joker: you had an uno reverse card on you?

Jason: No I didn't have a fucking uno reverse card on me!

Joker: Oh well that's a shame.

Jason: Are you kidding me right now!?

Nightwing: How do you not carry an uno reverse card around with you wherever you go at this point?

Jason: Why the fuck would I!?

Nightwing: Cause we fight these extravagant assholes everyday, they're all wack, of course they abide by uno reverse card rules!

Jason: Well gee, thanks for the heads up!

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

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that-sea-sponge · 5 months

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Batfam Head Canon

One of my personal head canon's is that Dick Grayson is a contortionist in addition to the acrobatic stuff. He's used this to freak out and get into trouble every one of his siblings, super villians, and Batman that one time.

Riddler: *Pushes Nightwing off a deck*

Nightwing: *lands with limbs horrifyingly askew*

Red Hood: *leaping over the deck* Well, well, well, look who just killed the Bat's favorite son.

Riddler: That was three feet off the ground! That's not physically possible!

Red Hood: I'm not the one you have to explain it to, man. I'm just gonna hold you 'til Batman gets here.

Riddler: NO! What if I tell you my whole plan?

Red Hood: Tell me the whole plan and hand over the money and I might let you leave.

Riddler: *gives up every piece of information he's ever had and his cash*

Red Hood: *Kicks Nightwing in the ribs* I got the stuff, let's get a burger or something.

Nightwing: *Laughs maniacally*. Let's do Two Face Next.

Batman: *watching from the shadows, not sure if he should be impressed or not*

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yourmomxx · 9 months

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Jason (to his family): What took you guys so long? I thought you were gonna be here an hour ago!

Bruce: Well, we were making good time in traffic until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.

(Roy enters)

Roy: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.

Bruce (points at Roy): That's the hoodlum!

Roy (points at Bruce) : That's the walnut!

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 6 months

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Clark: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Bruce: I saw you.

Clark: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Lex in a turkey costume.

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

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kimjun · 1 year

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Yn: Don't kill me, I have a boyfriend.

Villain: Do you think I care about that?

Yn: No, this is not a plea for mercy. It is a warning.

Villain: What-

Jason, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

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yesiknowimshort · 1 year

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on several separate occasions, dick, jason, tim, steph and damian have all sent this to bruce.

“false. so far there has been a 100% supposed mortality rate.” jason adds.

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robinjasondefender · 10 months

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Random person at gala talking about Damian: Awww he’s so cute

Dick: Thanks, he’s a rescue

Damian: *feral growling noises*

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archeronlochan · 10 months

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Dick: What did you two do?

Jason:

Roy:

Dick: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I need to lie to Bruce again or not.

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alana93mugi · 4 months

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Tim: How was the honeymoon?

Dick : Jason got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Dick : He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Dick : I love him.

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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Huntress: Are you single?

The Question: “Single” is a word the government created to give citizens tax disadvantages

The Question; If you’re asking me if i’m lonely, the answer is yes

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Connor : " We should stop worring about Jon and damian and let them live their owns lives"

Tim :

Connor :

Tim : " Do you want to follow them or should i ? "

Connor : " let's both do it. "

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ryemiffie · 1 month

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Batfam incorrect quotes with stuff from my day!

Tim: haha cause you love me?

Bernard: Yeah.

Tim: ew don't say it like that.

Bernard: Like what?

Tim: So genuinely.

Bernard: just to be clear you're grossed out cause I'm expressing geniune care for you?

Tim: Yes.

Bernard: Have you looked into therapy?

Tim: Yes but I misspelled therapy and google was very condescending when it suggested me the correct spelling so I stopped there.

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yourmomxx · 11 months

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Y/N: You love me, right, Jason?

Jason: Normally, I would say 'yes' without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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damianwaynewife · 1 year

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Y/n: You know, people treat me like a god.

Damian: How?

Y/n: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Tim who have been ignoring her all day: Y/n can I borrow your charger? My phone is gonna die.

Damian: ...That's more fucked up than when Bruce said he was gonna abort you.

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