#incorrect snape quotes

[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: the students might put in more effort if you tried to be a bit more likeable

Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine

McGonagall:

Sprout:

Flitwick:

Snape: what

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[wybiebat]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. anyways heres a doodle i made a while ago, based off this

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[sayssnape]

mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?

snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

mcgonagall: well, do you?

snape:

snape: yeah, hang on.

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[depressed-sugar-baby]

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

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[smilingformoney]

Snape: I left instructions for everyone for while I’m gone.

Harry: Mine just says “Potter, no.”

Snape: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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[roryy019]

Snape: You’re so stupid, no wonder no one likes you

Y/n: Why are you always bullying me? Do you hate me?

Snape: What? No, I’m flirting with you.

Y/n:

Snape:

Snape: I’m in love with you.

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[ravenshavenn]

Snape: Expecto Patronum! *doe appears*

Lily: ...

Lily: Wait... Is that my fucking deer?

Snape: ... No....

Lily: That IS my deer!?

Snape: .... Maybe...

Lily: *running towards him* GIVE ME BACK MY DEER!!

Snape: *running* NO IT'S MINE NOW YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

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[mynameis-noe-body]

*Snape coming back to Grimmauld Place after a Death Eaters meeting*

Severus: I have a complete control over myself. I am master of my feelings, I only rely on logical thoughts and I am prefectly good in taking care of my needs.

Molly: ...

Arthur: ...

Lupin: ...

Sirius: ...

Alastor: ...

Tonks: ...

Kingsley: ...

McGonagall: *sigh* Severus, dear. You came back with a frappuccino and fourteen packs of cigarettes. And you've been bleeding for half an hour.

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[madamefortuna14148]

McGonagall: Did you call one of my students dumb today?

Snape: No. I said "Are you dumb?".

McGonagall: ...

Snape: I was asking him.

McGonagall: *sighs* Do you think that was appropriate?

Snape: Very much so.

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[ruthyrejectz]

Severus, to The Marauders: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Mulciber, beside him: Yeah. He will just start crying, like full on sobbing.

Severus: exac-

Severus: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??

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[snapeingturtle]

Lily: why the hell would you invent a spell that cuts people!?

Severus:

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[puer-heros-est]

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[sayssnape]

molly: DON'T YOU BE SORRY. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

snape: you’re yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!

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[depressed-sugar-baby]

Sirius: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Severus: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to brew.

Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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[incorrectsnapequotes]

Snapes therapist: so what would you say is your biggest personality flaw?

Snape: Harry Potter.

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[roseburning]

A more realistic Snucius

Lucius: Urh, I hate anyone who is not a pureblood, c'mon, you're all so dirty and disgusting! Shame to the wizard world!

Severus: *Gets upset, but doesn't say anything.* *Later* James: Oh, what we got here? Little, disgusting Snivellus! Look at that hair, when was the last time you showered, you dirty thing!

Lucius: Hey! Leave. Him. Alone! You stupid git! Is not like you're any better, Pottah!

Severus: *Clings to Lucius like a life buoy in a sea of ​​torment*

Sirius: *Eye rolls* Lapdog...

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