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funkylittlebidiot · 32 minutes ago
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Tony: you’re just going to put your hands in another man like that? When I’m RIGHT HERE??
Stephen: I’M TRYING TO STOP BARNES FROM BLEEDING OUT, TONY
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zemosimp05 · 51 minutes ago
Loki being a dumb bitch 😂idk I felt like he would do something stupid and the reader will taunt him for the rest of his life.
*y/n annoying Loki probably with the 50th question in that hour*
Y/N: You sure you’re the god of mischief…?
Loki: *annoyed* How many time do I have to say that to you?
Y/N: You’re dumb…that’s why I have doubts sir.
Loki: if we are not here in tva I would have shown how my magic works…then you would not have the audacity to call me a fool darling…
Y/N: But your magic works out of the tva right?
Loki: Yes and that’s quite powerful.
Y/N: then why did you attacked thanos with a butter knife? When he cracked your head like a nut?
Loki: I…😐
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Why would you do that? 😂 btw happy loki day😈
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musical-broken-heart · an hour ago
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Bucky: just start with a minute and go from there
Peter: how many do you think it is for one
Bucky: probably 30 seconds
Peter: 30 seconds? What's 30 seconds times 12
Bucky: that's not how mirocwaces work man
Peter: what's 30 times 12
Bucky: .... 360
Peter: okay so we have to cook it for 360 minutes
Bucky: ?!?!?!?!
Peter: 3 minutes and 60 seconds. 4 minutes
Bucky: that not how math- no 360 seconds is not 4 minutes
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mellpenscorner · an hour ago
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“626 was designed to be a monster, and now he has nothing to destroy. I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing? Not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?″
- Dr. Jumba Jookiba, Lilo&Stitch (2002) writ. Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois
Ok, so I was just sitting down to watch my all-time favorite Disney movie tonight, and I was NOT expecting to get hit with Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier feels like a ton of bricks to the face. In the movie, this quote refers to Stitch, a genetically-engineered killing machine. When I heard it, however, he was not the only one I thought of. About three hours later, and here I am still sobbing in the corner (metaphorically, of course) with my new tragic comparison.
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gaitwae · an hour ago
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Loki: okay so hear me out
Loki: this is a great prank, listen
Loki: we walk into the palace thing, we dump water on the person who lives there, steal her shoes, run back, and we find out there’s no place like home after encountering flying monke—
Y/N: you're not allowed to watch movies with Steve anymore.
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Harley: I eat boots.
Peter: Booteater.
MJ: Do you lick them first, Harley?
Harley: Nope, I chomp the boot and foot.
Ned: I have a foot injury, you’re gonna get diseased.
Harley: Adds flavor. Spicy.
Shuri: Everyone here is fucking insane.
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gamerkuddles · 3 hours ago
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Jonathan: "You were injured, do you remember anything?"
Tom: "Only the ambulance ride to the hospital."
Adam: "You weren't in a ambulance. Jaguar drove us."
Tom: "But I heard sirens?"
Loki: "That was Thomas."
Thomas: "Sorry, I panicked."
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 hours ago
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Steve: Go ahead. Be as negative as you want, because you’re in charge of your own future.
Y/N: Oh! Jokes on you. I don’t have a future.
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Bucky: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
y/n: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Bucky: Yes!
Natasha: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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gamerkuddles · 4 hours ago
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Thomas: "Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?"
Loki: "Thomas. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life. What the FUCK."
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kai-queen · 4 hours ago
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Steve: You could at least ask to have some of my Halloween candy!
Bucky: You’d say no anyways.
Steve: BECAUSE YOU KEEP STEALING IT!
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gamerkuddles · 4 hours ago
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Thomas: "FOUR MONTHS!!"
William: "What's wrong with Thomas?"
Loki: "Its not a big deal.."
Thomas: "THAT'S HOW LONG YOU ALL STOOD BY AND WATCH ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!"
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gamerkuddles · 4 hours ago
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Loki, angrily: "ARE YOU-"
Conrad: "Fucking."
Loki: "KIDDING ME ?! YOU-"
Conrad: "Fucking."
Loki: "IDIOT!!"
Hank: "... what was that?"
Conrad: "Loki isn't allowed to swear because he's grounded, so I volunteered to swear for him."
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(T'Challa and Tony are being honoured for their upcoming wedding, but neither of them want a big deal made) T'Challa: I don't like this... Tony: T'Challa, we've got to do something! T'Challa(to the room of officials as they plan the celebration): Stop! This is not a proper tribute! M'Baku: You do not want the tribute? T'Challa: No no, we want tribute, it's just that, um... Shuri(helping): - The stars are not in position for this tribute! Tony:...Like she said! Stars! Can't do it! Not today!
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gamerkuddles · 4 hours ago
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Loki: "I'm … grounded?"
Tom, disappointed: "Yes, you're grounded."
Nicholls, arms crossed: "You disobeyed an order."
Robert, holding a shovel: "And now we're gonna bury you until you have learned your lesson!"
Jonathan, grabbing the shovel: "Robert, that's not how grounding works."
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Sam: Bucky, did you ever imagine it would end like this?
Bucky: The horse is a surprise...
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Sam: You fight like my sister!
Bucky: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment!
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buchananbarneswilson · 5 hours ago
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Mobius: “There is no point lying to me. I’ve literally seen every moment of your life play out. I even know about your Wicked obsession.”
Loki: “That’s absurd! I’ve never listened to this “Wicked.”
Mobius: “I know everything about you. You’ve listened to Defying Gravity 1478 times.”
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