Y/N: Hey, Thor, I’m going to need your help getting through this.
Loki: You’re not going to need my help?
Y/N: Well, no. When I get to the point where I’m ready to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Steve, I’m gonna come to you.
Loki: Okay, because I’ve already thought of three. Four! I just thought of a fourth!
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Loki*small smirk*: Dear “brother”, I am neither blond, nor a hero, nor brawny.Yet I have more fangirls than you.
Thor:
Loki*smirk intensifies*: One might say that I… STOLE YOUR THUNDER.
Thor: Listen here yOU LITTL-
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Bare
Thor x Amora
It was rare but the full fledged army of einherjar, unparalleled in its prowess and fighting on the battlefield, needed her on the front lines. The enchantress could enchant a man to eat sand and cut his own heart with a flick of her finger. And it was known to everyone on Asgard that the woman who had men wrapped around her fingers, couldn’t resist Thor herself. The god of Thunder and Prince of Asgard had summoned her to the battle of Harokin. He wasn’t aware the enemy had spelled weapons and fire breathing from their swords. She had enchanted the enemies. Their blood boiled and they fell down, burning from the fire of their own swords. She created Hel on the war field.
And Amora was exhausted. She could barely walk, but still managed to get inside her tent. Her bones and muscles were swollen, hurting like it was her last day of thousands of years. With shallow breathing and leaving trails of blood on the threshold of tent, she stumbled but caught hold of the table. Drenched in blood seeping from her eyes and nose, a side effect of using dark magic for a prolonged period of time, she stripped out of her silk and stepped into the tub. The warm water soothed her skin, and calmed her nerves. She looked at the bar where some ale and dry meat was spread along with candles.
“Thanks. I love it how you respect my feelings.” She low-key said, settling her chin on the rim of the bathtub.
“Do not come and hold me like I’m a weakling when I’m done with magic Thor! I clearly remember you saying that with a knife in your hand, who am I to defy you Amora? I wouldn’t do anything that makes you feel weak. You’re one of the strongest one I know” Thor answered with a smile, a cup of ale resting in his hands as he watched her, with admiration and something he couldn’t decide.
“So when are we having the meeting for next war strategy?…Thor?” She snapped her fingers, tilting her head to look at Thor sipping ale as he laughed, face red as a bloomed rose.
“Speak up? Odinson!”
Thor hissed, then said, clearly relishing the vista before him. The candle lights flickered on Amora’s bare body. “That’s…” he pointed a finger towards her, “that’s in my brain now!”
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Dropping this here... again. No, I did not put the chapter name wrong the first time, what would even make you think that? Pfft, seriously. 🙄
Anyway.... the link to the chapter.
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THOR AND LOKI - FAN ART (2018)
“Without resurrections this time.“
Art by:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BreuP08AfWK/
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AU where Thor puts handcuffs on Loki in TDW but it is made increasingly clear to everyone that they're very ineffective ones, and that both Thor and Loki know this. By the time we get to the acting-in-front-of-Malekith part Loki asks Thor if he can take them off now and Thor says fine
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⚡🗡️
"Oh brother, give me an helping hand.
Oh brother, tell me you understand. "
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tagdump familial f/os. don't interact
tag: Green not Mean
tag: Decay & Care
tag: Not so fearless prosecutor
tag: At death Door
tag: Comfort Brush
tag: Papa Bear
tag: Ineffable Parents
tag: Play by your rules
tag: Little Vampling
tag: Murder means Family
tag: Coldest but Coolest
tag: Asgardian Trouble
tag: Cheesy Dad-Puns
tag: Future Film Star!
tag: Prend Family
tag: Strict & Precise
tag: Brothers In Arms
tag: Little Firestarter
tag: Coolest Kid in The Neighborhood
tag: Recipe for Disaster
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