#NORMAL FUCKING FAMILY.

[tyrannuspitch]

are you fucking serious (x)

#space viking tag #obviously not using EXACTLY this bc i am strongly against mcu asgardians Being Gods. but jesus christ #lose all distinction between yourself and your younger brothers #then at the last moment betray them leave them to die and steal their lifeforces... #NORMAL FUCKING FAMILY. #anyway. 'created humanity - a controversial move.' skjhfskjdkskflsk #meta #s: comics #ch: odin #r: bor + odin #r: odin + vili + ve #th: suicide + sacrifice #th: war + apocalypse

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking. #nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose. #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #---------------------------------------------------------------------- #anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!) #which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around) #and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt) #and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine) #the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly. #but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief) #as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best

#fantasy high junior year #fhjy #riz gukgak #figueroth faeth #sklonda gukgak #dimension 20 #this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really. #I am very normal about riz (<- lying) #it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth) #riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the #majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job #and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous #like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time #not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day #and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize #you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working #this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me #the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society #holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense #anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir

[kokoa-la]

I just took a shower and had like 2 dp ideas pop in my head so here's the first one

Danny's parents die (sorrows) so he ends up in foster care- BUT he gets adopted by agent k and agent o (Kevin and Oscar happily married for 5 years)

So danny is working even harder at hiding his identity despite his new parents being just as- if not more oblivious than the Fentons

All the while hes slowly changing their mind about ghosts

Like just imagine the chaos of Danny going "You cant shoot phantom! He promised to paint my nails on Tuesday! Pinky promised! You can't break a pinky promise" and it WORKS

Like agents k and o are a step up from the Fenton cus their house isn't booby trapped and they also aren't as neglectful despite hating ghosts and working for the government

So danny just trolls them with his nonsense as they actually form a family bond

Like these guys actually care for him and even if they're eccentric they're not openly telling him about experimenting on ghosts- in fact they keep their day job hidden from him

Sam and ticker are worried but the giw are known to be incompetent and theyre pretty sure that even if Danny detransforms into his human half in front of them they'd still think it was a prank or smth cus no way would their beloved child be a menace like phantom

IF ANYONE DECIDES TO WRITE THIS PLEASE TAG ME <3333

#giw #ghost investigation ward #agent o dp #agent k dp #agent k x agent o #danny phantom #danny fenton #danny fenton gets adopted but its not bruce wayne #sam and tucker are concerned but jump at the chance to fuck over the government #dp prompt #danny phantom prompt #please dont kill phantom papa he promised to paint my nails! #sorry you cant break pinky promises #put the gun away dad #agent k and agent o are married #they adopt danny #danny can never have a normal family its canon

[clumsyyhearts]

It's funny on all sides to consider Loid and Yor in dangerous professions who believe their respective spouse is a normal person, but objectively it’s funnier from Yor’s point of view that she’s an assassin and she's convinced Loid is Just Some Guy. Like imagine you’re moonlighting as a literal assassin and you get fake married to some blondie who’s a psychiatrist

#spy x family #yor forger #loid forger #like. why did she do this lmao. #if loid wasn't also lying to her about his equally dangerous profession and was just some normal fucking guy... #comedy central over here.

[bl0rbohandbag]

mildly unsettling househusband Jin Itadori who is married with a child to a body-snatching brain that possessed his dead wife and his cannibal twin brother Sukuna who ate him in the womb a thousand years ago

#what potential! what a dynamic! #you know what i love about this??? they’re BOTH fucked up #jin is more chill and family oriented but in my personal intepretation he KNEW something was up with Kaori #and still went along with Kenjaku #he’s the twin who thinks he’s normal and put-together but his wife has bodies in the basement that he’s pretendind He Does Not See #so yeah weird pair of twins :) love them. #jjk 257 #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen 257 #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #Sukuna #sukuna ryomen #Jin itadori #itadori jin #my posts

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

So, I cannot show support to Palestine at my university (flyers for protest, the colors and the flag, you get it...) because it's "encouraging violence and antisemitism" but when my university was tagged with antisemitic symbols, they did NOTHING. When the students union was targeted with threat of violence and their office was destroyed, covered with neo-nazis symbols, they did NOTHING.

The Neo-Nazis student association (which has been multiple times reported for their hate-crimes) were distributing flyers at the entrance yesterday WITHOUT ANY ISSUES, because they support Israel.

#I'm so mad #france #palestine #And I will not talk about the caricature of leftists in a nazi uniform because we support Palestine #That's like so fucking disgusting how dare they compare people being AGAINST a genocide to Nazis #repeating to myself that murdering one of those assholes of the gov will only make it worse #don't fucking judge me on my violent thought I a French leftist this is normal to us we know this is the only way to get things done #bro look at the Marseillaise lyrics it's about fighting turanny and oppressors that kill your family #and you dare make France stand with Israel #I know things suck way more for other people but I am tired and scared about what France is becoming

[jackienautism]

mold

#mia winters #ethan winters #rosemary winters #resident evil #resident evil village #resident evil biohazard #mine #my art #(3/30/23) #what a fucked up family #i am being soooo normal abotu RE rn #my mia tag #my RE tag #RE7 #RE8

[n0bluev]

Sketch :3 (I love them (lots and lots))

#megumi and gojo found family my beloved #“You Better Get Strong” #…. yeah im Not Normal about the fucking hidden inventory-premature death ost #呪術廻戦 #gojo & megumi #五条悟 #伏黒恵 #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #gojo #fushiguro megumi #gojo fanart #gojo satoru fanart #fushiguro megumi fanart #megumi fanart #megumi fushiguro #gojo and megumi

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #lady in waiting #columbo is so used to being there munching a cookie during familial meltdowns that he's completely inured to the embarrassment #he has seen so much worse than your mother giving you a little slap on the cheek. trust me #columbo watches johnny fucking cash get clocked in the jaw at a party and that's a normal tuesday for him

[pollyannawog]

Dunmeshi AU where they actually defeat the red dragon the first time yayyyyy! But then the Winged Lion gets his hands on Marcille oh nooooooo

#polly draws #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi au #marcille donato #falin touden #laios touden #winged lion #chilchuck tims #thistle dungeon meshi #I call it the dungeon lord marcille au #quick fax (I need to leave soon) marcille sent them back to the first floor but kept falin teehee #thistle joins the party and no one is happy about it (including him) #he definitely doesnt bond with them at all (PSYCH get found familied against your will nerd.) #Marcille is getting worse :) #dungeon is fucked up #senshi is there as normal but i didnt draw him #extremely annoying abt getting thistle to eat properly. as he would be #Lots of other thoughts but no time so byeeeeeee ttyl

[aeoris4lovers]

the quiet tragedy of verin being the one who never quite made it out.

for most of their lives, essek was the one who was entrenched in expectations, in the politics of their den. while verin was stationed far from the heart of the dynasty, ostensibly free from the eyes of his elders, essek was sitting beside their mother in court and speaking before the queen. and it made sense, because essek had always been better at all of it — the posturing, the sweet-talking, the ladder-climbing. his brother the black sleep was still his brother the prodigy; his brother the heretic was still his brother the shadowhand.

but then, essek meets new people and they get through to him and change him and make him softer, make him better (and why them? what is it about them, that they could do what verin never could?) and he runs. he gives up the title and the status and the power and leaves it all (leaves verin) behind.

suddenly, verin is the lone newsoul of den thelyss, the one with all eyes on him, with the expectations meant for two brothers falling squarely on his shoulders and only his in the absence of their other target. he is still the youngest of his den, the one they all watch and wait to be disappointed by, but there is no one to share that burden with anymore and all at once it becomes painfully clear that distance never really was freedom.

essek has a family, then — not a den but a family, with love and trust and care and warmth and all the things essek once called verin childish for craving — and a welcoming home to go to with someone who loves him waiting there and a garden in the front yard, and verin is left still fighting demons under the banner of a god (of a family, of a home) he only half-believes in.

and maybe they see each other more often then. maybe bazzoxan is remote enough that it’s safe for essek to visit in disguise. maybe essek’s friends come too and are kind enough to offer a taste of what essek has now and verin can almost believe it’s his too. maybe essek doesn’t even fight it anymore when verin insists on hugging him. but how much can that really fix? how much can it really change?

an unloved man leaves no one behind when he finally makes a better life for himself, but essek was never an unloved man. not really.

#listen i have a lot of feelings about verin #hes the kindhearted himbo of the family yes but he also is A Thelyss and weve seen the baggage that comes with #i think on the surface hed be thrilled for essek and love the nein #but it definitely wouldnt be an easy thing to stomach #i imagine its like the feeling of your sibling going to college and leaving you with your shitty parents but like. times a hundred #like ‘im so happy for you but i want to be happy for myself too and you getting out mightve just locked me in so where do we go from here’ #fuck man sibling relationships are so messy im going feral #we never even get to SEE verin but he haunts the entirety of essek’s arc and im incapable of being normal about it #cr meta #verin thelyss #essek thelyss #the thelyss brothers #den thelyss #the mighty nein #c2 #critical role #critical role meta

[driftingvoid-155]

I love thinking of fnaf 3 of Michael just using the intercom system to roast the shit outta his dad/ springtrap and that’s why he always looks so unimpressed by time he gets to the office. Like seriously Mike?? Really?? Calling me an ugly bitch was the best you could do? Have you looked in a mirror recently?

#fnaf 3 like a western where they shoot insults at each other instead of bullets #some sort of fucked up family therapy #they both hate each other but they’re also so used to each others bullshit #Michael’s finally just letting his mouth run free and say all the things he’s wanted to for years #and William finally gets to try and kill Michael without having to worry about the law #they both see it as a win #alls well in the Afton family #just a normal Tuesday for them #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #fnaf #William Afton #my hcs

[thatbitchyoulivewith]

HHNNNNNGGG

SHIT

FUCK

MY H E A R T

THESE TWO ARE SO GODDAMN CUTE!!!

#im completely normal about them #thats a lie im fucking obsessed with these two #spy x family #spy x family code white #loid forger #agent twilight #yor forger #thorn princess #twiyor #loid x yor #anya forger #bond forger

[risetherivermoon]

i had the thought "sparrow hates on norms teeny obsession like he wasnt the same with wolves at his age-" and then remembered that basically all of sparrows issues with normal is his deep rooted self hatred and guilt being projected onto his son

sigh, this family man

#me 🤝 norm #me and sparrow are similar in the same haunting way that i am similar to my own father #which is in fact the way that normal and sparrow are similar #fucked up father-son resemblance #dndads #dndads s2 #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons & daddies #normally oak swallows garcia #normal oak swallows garcia #normal oak #sparrow oak #sparrow oak swallows garcia #sparrow oak garcia #the oak family #me rambling #🍁