columbo, dick gumshoe, stan pines, ford pines, Uncle Iroh, Senshi. This is my Crackship Friendgroup.
Everyone is from a semimodern setting except Senshi and Iroh. Columbo and Gumshoe dress exactly the same. Stan can't stand to be near two detectives and ford at the same time. Columbo and Iroh are great conversationalists. Stan and Senshi are cheeky fuckers. Iroh helps ford meditate and find peace in nature again after his previous bad experiences. Senshi makes monster food and everyone is excited except the pines, who are confused and scared. This is what tumblr has done to me.
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Columbo Liveblog time
SIR WHY ARE YOU HERE I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE IN THE SERIES THIS EARLY???
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I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
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"Funny you should say that, Mr. Frog, but those coffee grounds we found at the murder... Well, they were Wilkins Coffee. Now see, the thing that bothers me, is that the victim... Well, he didn't drink Wilkins."
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tumblr ate the ask before i could publish it 😭
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Trans columbo poster in bushwick
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I bet he keeps hard-boiled eggs in his pockets
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