Speaking of Eridna... Look, Subaru's hatred of Echidna is completely understandable, given she manipulated him, and also left Betty alone in a library for hundreds of years, and also was just generally a huge cunt to Emilia, BUT. It's kind of hilarious how much of that hatred he projects into Eridna. She literally did nothing and he's like "I don't trust you. Deep down I believe you're evil, twisted, beyond redemption. I've seen it before. I know the vileness that hides within you" as if he's not talking to this fucking thing
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This is the funniest possible headcanon to me because, given the way they act for the rest of that arc, that notion would only be reinforced in subaru's brain (not having the context for why their dynamic is like that, Julius's name being eaten and the Eridna thing) Like.
Julius: why does reid astrea hate us?
Subaru: i think he's homophobic
Julius: ... we're not gay, subaru
Subaru, remembering literally every interaction he's had with this guy ever since he woke up 4 loops ago: WE'RE NOT???????
So, if you've been on Re:Zero tumblr long enough you might've heard of the "Reid Astrea calls Subaru and Julius boyfriends" line. Which is funny enough on its own, but what kills me is that, IIRC, he actually says it to Amnesiabaru.
So imagine an AU where Amnesiabaru takes him seriously and actually believes him and Julius were dating before he lost his memories.
Subaru: "Dang it [Natsuki Subaru], you had a perfectly sexy silver-haired half-elf, and you went and fell for the pain-in-the-ass knight?"
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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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next time she goes to a panigiri ill be like "wow... a real life greek panigiri... will there be some bald malaka there with the loudest fucking bouzouki playing youve ever heard in your entire goddamn life?" and i already know the answer is yes of course. always. and i miss it.
i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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ok guys i understand that the tail is in the way, but ive seen this in motion MULTIPLE times today against my will. its DEFINITELY supposed to be dino sex. take your complaints up with whoever animated it inaccurately (perhaps as a form of censorship or perhaps tumblr doesnt care if they show me animated dinosaur fucking idk)
TUMBLR STOP SHOWING ME THE AD OF THE DINOSAURS HAVING SEX PLEASE
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hazbin hotel is normie shit for people who think they're Freaks but are actually just normies
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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don’t you know what you want to be, mob?
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Princess tutu dashboard simulator
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Emotion of the day: devotion
No matter how much you love something it isn't healthy to devote all your time to it. Remember to mix things up and let yourself take a break!
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Goddd you’re so fake it’s sickening
#L + ratio + if you confess your love you turn into a speck of light and vanish #princess tutu sympathizers dni
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By popular request we bring you another poll!! Remember, our ask box is always open <3
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If any of you vote mytho you can block me right now
#except for you duck #ily duck <33
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@the-real-princess-tutu lose something?
Bitch.
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Not cool man. 👎
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Fnrin:$:, snd3sj.3:2., ,,
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#do you ever feel like the whole identity you’ve made for yourself is a lie #dont feel like myself lately #but if I’m not rue who am I #sorry this is stupid #Ill get back to regular posting shortly #vent #ruesrambles
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woke up like this xoxo
#selfie #ladies watch out
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Guysssssss it’s finally happening!! He looked at me today and I swear i felt the connection. Never give up on your dreams, ladies
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@lohenkin
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UNPROVOKED??
#NONE OF YOU #IVE BEEN RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT FOR HOW LONG #AND NONE OF YOU THOUGHT TO TELL ME HE HAD A TUMBLR
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I think having a heart must be nice. #aesthetic #heartless #actuallyheartless
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Quit wasting your time on this inane website and call me. Now.
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I’m starting to think none of you dipshits know what a library is
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to an experienced #girlblogger losing your hands to the haters is a minor setback
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r/relationshipadvice I asked my evil villain boss (I'm a henchman) if he'd still love me if I was a worm, and he was all like, "to me, all humans are worms" is he dodging the question?
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