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[louwaffles]

Y/N: So we have to get rid of bad guys wanting to kill the president? 

Y/N: You know, once upon a time I almost killed the president. I was almost there, but you know, we got caught last minute. I wonder where those guys are. You shoulda met Sergei: man was crazy but knew his way with a gun. 

Y/N: Gosh, does time fly fast. 

Sam: How are you walking free?

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[fangirlinsweden]

Sam: What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?

Deadpool: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus.

Bucky: Very funny.

Deadpool: Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response.

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

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[literaryavenger]

Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?

Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud

Sam: sharks

Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark

Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation

Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York

Bucky: trains

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[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Y/N: It was Sam.

Steve: It was Sam.

Natasha: Sam broke it.

Sam:

Sam: ...yOU PROMISED-

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[romanoffshouse]

[Steve and Sam texting]

Steve: Bucky is in court right now. :(

Sam: And I broke my leg. Why is he in court?

Steve: Bucky hit someone with his car by accident but I don't know who.

How did you break your leg?

Sam: Someone hit me with their car.

Steve: Oh

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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[lives-in-midgard]

Steve: Why did you hit Sam?

Bucky: He made y/n cry.

Steve: Y/n always cries!

Y/n: That's not true. [starts crying]

Bucky: Steve what did you do!

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[buckywiththegoodhair86]

Been making some memes of Cap and his friends.

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[buckysforeverprincess]

Bucky: What time is it?

Y/N: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Y/N: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Sam: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!?!

Y/N: It’s 2 am

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[incorrectwandanat]

reader and sam screaming:

nat, running into the room: y/n what's wrong?!

sam: why are you only asking them?! we're both screaming!

nat: because y/n doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. you on the other hand scream whenever you have the chance.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Sam: So, N/N, how was your day at school?

Toddler! Y/N: *sniffling* Um… a- a kid pushed me at recess

Dean: Did you push him back?

Toddler!Y/N: *tearing up* N-no, he’s bigger then me

Sam: Uh-huh… Dean?

Dean: *taking out his gun and stomping out of the room* On it

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[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Bucky: *shyly* are you uncomfortable?

Y/N: *also shyly* I’m not uncomfortable, are you?

Bucky: *blushing* no

Sam:

Sam: I’m uncomfortable

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: What did you get Peter for his birthday? Clint: I got him a dog. Steve: Really? Me too! Sam: I also got him a dog! Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea. Natasha: Tony, please tell me you didn’t get Peter a dog as well. Tony: I got him a dog! [cuts to Peter surrounded by dogs] Peter: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

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I'm really loving these incorrect quotes lately.

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