Eddie getting out of Steve’s bed in the morning and sleepily going downstairs to get some coffee from the kitchen. He grabs Steve’s polo from the floor on his way and puts it on, his outfit now consisting of a preppy polo, that is unmistakably Steve’s, and his underwear.
As he rounds the corner to enter the kitchen, he is met with the sight of all six members of the party both sitting on and standing around the kitchen counter. It shouldn’t be surprising, the party hang out at Steve’s fairly often. The real mystery is how on earth they got in when Steve has been asleep all morning.
However, Eddie’s train of thought is cut short by the six pairs of wide eyes now staring at him. It’s then that he becomes aware of his appearance. So much for keeping his and Steve’s new relationship a secret.
The party stares at Eddie for a few seconds and he stares back. Without saying a word, he retreats back round the corner and up the stairs to Steve’s room. He stands at the foot of the bed where a half-asleep Steve peers up at him.
Eddie: Well, I think everyone’s gonna know.
Steve: What are you talking about? Why are you wearing my shirt?
Eddie: I put it on to go get coffee.
Steve: Downstairs?
Eddie: Yup.
Steve: But the whole party’s here…
Eddie: (sarcastically) You’re kidding!
Steve: You walked into the kitchen looking like that!?
Eddie: Yeah well, I didn’t think people could be in your house without you letting them in!
Steve: I gave Dustin my spare key, he can just let himself in.
Eddie: Oh he certainly did, just in time for the floor show.
Steve:
Steve: …maybe no one noticed?
Eddie: Look at me!
Steve: Okay yes, but you wear crazy outfits all the time
Eddie: They usually include pants.
Steve: Okay, so they know. So what? I mean, they’re gonna find out eventually, right?
Eddie: Right…so we’ll hear about it for a few days.
Steve: A few weeks.
Eddie: Six months of hearing about it, but then it’ll die down…so, okay, well, they know. It’s out.
Steve: It’s out.
Steve: …Where’s your coffee?
Eddie: *gestures to himself, still only wearing Steve’s polo and his underwear*
Steve: Oh, I’m getting your coffee.
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Btw I cannot take credit for this hilarious dialogue, it’s a scene from season 5 episode 3 of Gilmore Girls where Lorelai walks into Luke’s diner wearing only his shirt, revealing their new relationship.
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