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reineydraws · 2 months

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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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#mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #hawkeyes mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece fanart #incorrect one piece quotes #op fanart #i have accidentally signed up for too much to draw as lesurely as i have been lol soz 🙏#but i noticed my blog got taken off the mishanks tag's top blog list which clearly means i havent posted enough abt them recently LOL #comic #op comic #shanks: no u dont understand. he only calls me by my first name when he's feeling soft and he would never let anyone else touch his face #especially like that from behind! and first thing in the morning? anyone else would find themselves without a hand.#i call my angel all these lovely pet names and in return he lowers all his walls and i love him 🥰🥰🥰#(mihawk on the side is feeling extremely exposed lol)#(but also fond 🥰 he loves him back so much too!!!)

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floilee · 6 months

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"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

#source: golden girls #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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batfamgalore · 3 months

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*Dick wakes up to the Batbros in his kitchen*

Jason: Forks forks. No! You have one fork?

Dick: I’m one person.

Damian: That’s so weird.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #damian wayne #tim drake #red robin #source: hawkeye

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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headcanonthings · 1 month

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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever. Natasha: He is not. Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.

#god just imagine her saying this in some kind of morning show interview she was forced to go on for avengers PR #clint is not upset by this her saying this at all #he's literally sitting next to her and nodding along #clint staring directly into the camera: it's true #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #natasha romanoff #black widow #clint barton #hawkeye

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Y/N zip lines in and kicks a thug away from Kate…

Y/N: hi

Kate: hey youre gorgeous…what?

Clint hugs Y/N…

Clint: thanks for coming

Y/N: sure thing dad

Kate: d-dad?! you’re his—?!?

Y/N: yep. Who’s your partner, Dad? She’s beautiful

Clint: Y/N Kate, Kate Y/N

Y/N: pleasure to meet you Katie (winks)

Kate: (whispers) I know what I want for Christmas

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teaaagan · 4 months

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Sleepover

Clint: Have a sleepover they said.

Kate, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Y/N: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!!

Peter: It’s called a fire extinguisher. A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!

-Glass shatters, something explodes, screams in unision-

Clint: It’ll be fun they said.

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morganaconda · 3 months

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#is this not canon dialogue?#check my blog sidebar for more like these!#mash #mashblr #mashposting #mash incorrect quotes #m*a*s*h #mash text posts #hawkeye #hawkeye pierce #frank burns #mash crack #mash humor #pierce #benjamin franklin pierce

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marvel-payformytherapy · 1 month

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Natasha Romanoff: "So, what's the plan?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dawn."

Steve Rogers: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dusk."

Thor: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at lunchtime. Keep attacking until we get it right."

#Avengers incorrect quotes #avengers #marvel incorrect quotes #tony stark #captain america #hulk #thor #natasha romanoff #black widow #hawkeye #clint barton #marvel mcu #spiderman #peter parker #funny

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crybabycunt · 1 month

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Yelena: You look like someone who will create lots of problems for me.

Yelena: And I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of into that, Kate Bishop.

#bishova #bishlova #kate bishop #yelena belova #hawkeye #black widow #crack #funny #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #.jpeg

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floilee · 18 days

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The girlfriend 👇🏼

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

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marvel-lous-guy · 9 months

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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*

Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it

Tony: You're fine

*loud clang and crash*

Peter: I dropped it

Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?

Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?

Peter: ...what is going on?

Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!

Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!

Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?

Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER

Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!

Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?

Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Yelena: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kate: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Natasha: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kate, learn to listen.

Y/N: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yelena: That's voodoo.

Y/N: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Kate: That's correlation, not causation.

Y/N: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Wanda: That's kinky.

Natasha: Oh my God.

#avengers #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #gfmaximoff #yelena belova #yelena belova x reader #kate bishop #kate bishop x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #black widow #black widow x reader #hawkeye #hawkeye x reader #scarlet witch #scarlet witch x reader

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caitlynskitten · 4 months

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Yelena: Can I use your laptop?

Kamala: Oh sure! Let me just exit out some of these tabs.

Kate: You seem to read a lot of fanfics

Yelena: You seem to write a lot of fanfics.

Kamala: Oh my god this is embarrassing, I’m sorry.

Yelena: Hang on wait I saw my name in there!

Kate: Mine too! Did you write these?

Kamala: *throws laptop out the window*

Kamala: Oh would you look at that? I need to get a new laptop.

#kamala khan #ms marvel #yelena belova #black widow #kate bishop #hawkeye #bishlova #kate x yelena #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes

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