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jackfrombaskinrobbins · 1 year

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✰ breakfast with the avengers, as a teenage avenger!! (headcanons)

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

wordcount: 979

characters: a lot LMAO a few main ones are clint barton, scott lang, miles morales, harley keener, the reader, steve rogers, and tony stark.

a/n: just to make it clear, for the “teenage avenger” series, i have a core group of “teenage avengers”. this includes the reader, peter parker, harley keener, and miles morales :) also requests are open! lmk if you want a scenario or headcanons! can include the reader or not!!

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the avengers might be the busiest people in the world.

however, they always make time at least once a month to have breakfast together at the compound.

it was steve’s idea (of course!!) but when he mentioned it for the first time, everyone quickly got on board.

pietro was so excited that he sped over to the cupboards, talking incoherently about chocolate chip pancakes.

however, he soon came back (in less than a second, ofc) with a sad face.

turns out, you all had an issue on your hands.

there was no pancake mix, no bacon, no eggs, no fruit, no nothing!

ok, he was being dramatic. there was some food, but certainly not enough to feed ALL the avengers.

tony volunteered the “kids” ( you, harley, peter, and miles ) to go to the store.

clint decided he wanted to go too, and then scott decided to join at the last minute.

so the six of you piled into the car.

scott drove (regrettably -- the man has some issues with attention), you got shotgun, and peter, harley, miles and clint were all in the back.

now, you may be wondering why clint was in the back and not the front, because he seems to be a responsible adult in this situation.

well, first of all, have you met clint barton? do you even know what he’s like?

second of all, the avengers have a very strict “you call it, you get it” policy when it comes to the car.

this happened when thor “accidentally” stepped on scott’s foot so that he could get in the front seat.

anyways scott definitely plays cheery 70s music in the car.

he turns it up super loud and sings along (very off key)

every single time that man stops at a stoplight he turns around with an eager look on his face. harley is usually on his phone, but peter and miles try to give him a smile.

clint’s just flipping him off :)

so once y'all get to the store, it's time to get serious.

well, in harley, peter, miles, and your eyes.

for clint and scott? debatable.

as you're all getting the cart, somehow clint and scott slip away.

and then you hear it.

" y/n !!! y/n !!! "

you turn at the mention of your name to see clint barton, that silly little guy, holding six lightsabers in his hands.

how he got six of them in like less than a minute is a great question.

and yet, it's the coolest thing you've seen all week.

immediately, the whole trip is overtaken by all of you chatting about how to use the lightsabers.

some ideas include; scaring tony by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time, scaring steve by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time, scaring sam by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time...

ok maybe they were kind of unoriginal.

you decided that you would consult sam + bucky (the prank masters ofc) later to get some advice.

anyways you bought so much stuff.

like there were literally three carts of food.

on the way home, clint had to ride in the trunk LMAO

btw the compound is so cool and high tech that once you pull the car into the garage and open the trunk, there’s this little robot that sorts everything out and then puts it in tubes that take it to the pantries and fridges.

it’s very convenient because it would’ve taken you all like fifteen trips, even with super strength or whatever

so now you’re finally back up in the kitchen

and pietro keeps telling you all how hungry he is

wanda tells him to stop and literally makes a forcefield with her magic so he can't interrupt y'all LMAO

now you're actually good at cooking.

im gonna go ahead and say you, sam, and wanda are the best cooks in the compound.

happy is actually good too, he just never wants to HAHA

but you made a deal with him that you wouldn't bother him for three days if he helped you so he's in the kitchen now.

he even wore this super cheesy "kiss the cook" apron that tony got him for christmas once

AND a chef hat.

anyways so y'all have to make a LOT of food.

i mean the avengers are the avengers, they get really hungry.

so originally miles & peter & harley wanted to help you, but then peter somehow cut his finger plugging in the waffle iron? so you just put him in charge of music.

and then harley kept accidentally knocking the pancake mix everywhere.

so then sam made him stand by him and watch him cook.

miles was good though, he has skills.

you had to make pancakes AND waffles, because nobody could come up with what was best.

once when you were on winter break, you tried to have a final competition on whether pancakes or waffles were better.

just as pancakes were in the lead, dr strange came in and said waffles were the best.

so now you always have to make both.

you enlisted steve to help bring everything to the table.

he's really good at balancing like six or seven plates at a time.

scott was ready to help too, but you just made him set the table instead because otherwise he was gonna get hurt.

once everything was done and on the table, you all sat down.

but then just as you were ready, the lights went out.

and that kind of freaked you out, because i mean, yeah.

AND THEN YOU SAW A SINGLE LIGHTSABER TURN ON.

so you turned the lights back on and yelled at clint for scaring you.

and then you all ate together :)

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graceloveswolves · 1 year

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Dating Clint Barton Would Include….

- probably starting off as friends

- having to accept his role as an Avenger (if you’re not one as well)

- he will be away from you at times when he’s on a mission

- but he makes up for lost time when he’s away

- one time he left in the middle of dinner on an emergency

- and you were majorly disappointed but understood he was going out to save lives

- and woke up the next day to breakfast being made, flowers on the table, and a new bracelet on your wrist

- he’s very sarcastic and funny

- you guys joke around all the time, teasing each other

- he would literally give you anything you wanted

- wanted a new kitchen? Done.

- want a pet horse? Done.

- want to get married? Yes.

- want a baby? Hell yes.

- he’s so husband material and a very good at being one

- he loves you more then anything else in the world and shows it to you all the time

- he is secretive of you though, unless it’s Natasha or another close friend of his

- he’s scared someone would take you or something bad would happen to you because of him

- it actually frightens the shit out of him when you take awhile to respond to him when he’s away

- which of course you try your best to respond to him

- since texting him is a huge part of your relationship when he’s away

- it will be random things/pictures of inside jokes or things you guys find funny

- knowing/learning sign language since he is mostly deaf

- also watching over him a lot because of it

- but Clint being Clint will no doubt make a ton of jokes about not hearing you

- eventually he will want to get married and settle down with you

- “Clint what are you doing here?”

- “Disappointing my wife.”

- but sometimes duty calls

- he of course will start taking less and less missions when you guys are starting to build a family and life together

- him teaching you how to shoot a bow

- getting you one for yourself just to make him feel better when he’s away

- installing a bunch of security measures in the house

- having picnics together in a quiet field

- him taking you out to go do something fun like see a movie or out to eat

- always having a hand or arm on you

- very into PDA

- and handsy when it comes to your butt

- using him as a pillow wherever you guys end up sitting down at

- he in return will use you as a foot rest

- reassuring him that he’s just as important as anyone else in the Avenger’s

- he’s a very loyal person and will always be loyal to you

- him telling you his war stories while he was gone

- checking him for injuries when he comes home

- lots of cuddles when he gets home

- and sex

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angelltheninth · 1 year

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Can I request MCU characters if you walked in on them msterbting?

Sure thing Anon! I love writing these!

Pairing: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Thor, Loki, Carol Danvers, King Valkyrie, Tony Stark, Shang-Chi, Kate Bishop, Peter Parker x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, masturbation, teasing, blushing, getting caught, being flustered, mutual masturbation, humping

A/N: Wanna try this format for the MCU writing, tell me if you like it.

KEEPS GOING - Natasha, Thor

Oh please feel free to take a seat and watch the show. There's no embarrassment in this at all, they missed you so much, they were so excited to get home to you from a mission and then you weren't even waiting for them. They couldn't wait either so they helped themselves with their hands, imagination and toys. Your favorite toys too.

STOPS DUE TO EMBARESSMENT - Sam, Shang-Chi, Peter

Your bed is already stained with his cum when he sees you at the door, watching him pumping his cock in his fist. Did you hear him moan your name just now? Oh shit. He... doesn't do this often, he normally has you but tonight he couldn't help himself, he needed release and needed it fast. Wait... you... oh. Your mouth? Yes, please.

WANTS IT MUTUAL - Steve, Clint, Carol, Kate

There's nothing hotter then watching you get off while you watch them get off to you. They want your legs spread, your pussy and clit on full display, your nipples hard for them while they encourage you with their words and their own pleasure. Is that all you've got? No, they know you can do better, they've seen it, they've made you do better. Try to keep up yeah?

NEEDS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU - Bucky, Loki, Tony

Might have taken things into his own hands at first and was humping your pillow like a feral animal in heat but now that you're here he has something much better to sink his cock into. What's wrong? Don't try telling him you don't want it now, you can't keep your eyes off his dick. As you can tell he needs you bad, are you really gonna deny him this now when you're so wet too? He didn't think so either.

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minimarvelh · 24 days

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Clint, entering the living room and sitting next to Tony on the couch: very random question and unrelated to anything about me, but..have you ever just looked at someone and wanted to adopt them?

Tony, trying to make the most nonchalant face the world has ever seen, while trying to hide sleeping spider on his laps with a huge blanket: eh no? you’re weird.

#irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #ao3 fanfic #spiderman #irondad spiderson #spiderson headcanon #ao3 #fandom #marvel #ironman #clint barton #kate bishop

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nam-ski · 2 months

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Marvel headcanons:

- Clint gifts Peter a drum set for birthday just to annoy Tony, Tony just turned the soundproofed walls and.

- Nat has a „emotional support knife“ and every time she’s stressed she stabs random people with it.

- In Peters school was a project called, bring a family heirloom. So he just brought Steve with him, because he was practically given from Howard to Tony and one day he will be given to Peter.

- What if one day when the Rogeus are in Wakanda they all panic because Toby’s jet appears and then Peter gets out, he and Shuri disappear to god knows where. For a week none of the two is be seen and then Peter goes back to Queens, all of the Rogeus just think they hallucinated and neither TChalla or Shuri is willingly to explain it.

#marvel headcanons #spider man #irondad and spiderson #iron man #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark #clint barton #captain america #black women #natasha romanoff #hawkeye #steve rogers

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eosbishova · 10 months

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Kate, holding an explosive tip for an arrow: So, what does this do?

Clint: Way too dangerous

Kate, holding up another one: This one?

Clint: Way way too dangerous

Yelena, turns to Natasha: And you are partners with this man?

Natasha, shrugs: He actually can tell the arrows from all the mediocre labels

Yelena, under her breath: Perfect, just another Kate. Except, she titles everything with two or three sentences max. It is mouthful. You can name jar "cookie jar" but Kate names jar "Super Delicious Beverage For When Yelena Leaves For Solo Missions And I Have The House To Myself. Must Eat With Capri Sun" It is embarrassing.

Kate: I can hear you, Yelena. You act like you didn't name your other closet as: "My Hot Stash Of Clothes That Has Pockets For All Purpose But It Is Quality Material. Not Use For Missions With Mud"

Yelena:

Yelena: You named that one.

#kate bishop #yelena belova #headcanons #incorrect #incorrect mcu quotes #natasha romonova #clint barton #clint and kate #natasha and yelena #hawkwidow squared #bishova #kate x yelena #bishlova #katelena #yelena x kate #clint and natasha

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4maximilf · 5 months

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did this a while ago

#wandanat #wanda x natasha #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #natasha romanoff #black widow #clint barton #4maximilf #headcanon

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shelbgrey · 11 months

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Hi could I request a fic with the avengers where the readers mom is very close with the avengers and she had the reader at 15 with the readers father who has been on and off absent and the reader doesn't see much of him and she was basically raised by the avengers theyre basically parental figures to her and have always been there for her when her dad finally shows up they threatened him because they're all overprotective mostly tony cause he sees the reader like his own daughter and he knows what it's like to grow up without a dad and the reader thanks him and hugs him and the rest of the avengers join in a group hug always reassuring her she isn't a mistake.

Six avengers and a Baby

Paring: avengers x Teen!Reader

A/n: sorry this is so late, I had zero idea of where I was gonna take this so I hope you don't mind is being HC and sorry it's so short.

A/n #2: request are closed so I can work on a twilight series I've started.

So your mother is close to the averagers due to the fact she went to college with pepper, they were best friends and she got your mom a job at the Compound so she could take care of you.

Due to her being a single mom she always took you to work with her. She had you at a very young age and your father was never around.

It didn't really matter to you because the avenger grew a soft spot for you and helped your mom Raise you.

I your opinion you learned way more for them than you do in school. They all care for you a lot and are extremely over protective.

Some small details about you and them are:

You and tony are the closest, he's always been like a father to you and has always got your back.

You and Bruce are about the same, you call him uncle Bruce and he's your go to dude when you need help with homework.

Steve is like a big brother. He's tougut you many things like how to treat people and helped you become the kind soul you are today.

Clint teaches you normal day-to-day things. You want to learn how to use a bow/arrow he'll teach you. He also has thought you how to change the oil and a tire on a car just incase you get stranded.

With Natasha you two had to warm up to each other. She loves you and all, but when you were little you were scared of her for no particular reason.

Thor is just your Best Friend, he always makes you laugh and knows how to brighten up your day. One time he lifted his Hammer with you so you would think you could do it when the others can't(you were five at the time)

Your scared of loki. Period.

But then one day your dad showed up and the avengers or your mom wasn't pleased.

“y/n is my daughter, my own”

“then where the hell were you when she got her tonsels taken out and was absolutely miserable for three days?” Bruce shouted.

“where were you when she started kindergarten or high school?” nat stated.

“you don't have the right to call yourself her father!” Tony shouted. “she's my kid”

When Your father left you immediately hugged Tony. He held you tight and wasn't planning to let go for a while. “your not a mistake.... Your a fucking mericle”

When the whole time came around and hugged you too you know you were home and this was your family.

#Avengers x reader #avengers headcanons #Avengers imagines #Steve Rogers x reader #Clint barton x reader #Natasha romanoff x reader #Bruce banner x reader #Tony stark x reader #Thor x reader #Mcu #Marvel x reader #Marvel imagines

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mar-azra · 2 months

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Happy birthday, my favorite traumatized gay

#winter soldier #bucky barnes #This is pure headcanon things #I sorry #clint barton #hawkeye #winterhawk #They're so traumatized and silly

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jackfrombaskinrobbins · 2 years

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✰ being kate bishop's younger sibling would include...

with a role model like kate bishop, you were bound to be two things.

chaotic and fearless.

seeing your sister absolutely CRUSH the competition in archery was something you looked forward to.

you used to make handmade signs with glitter glue & happy faces, cheering her on, even though she was too focused to notice during the competition.

after the death of your father, she was extremely protective of you.

she didn't want to lose anyone else.

when your mother became more distant, often on work calls, she would look after you.

you used to take her bow sometimes when she wasn't looking, feeling the smoothness of it under your fingers, pretending that you were her.

that is, until she saw you holding it, taking it away & tackling you in a fit of laughter.

you two totally have the best text messages.

i feel like there's a lot of those cat emojis used lol

you raid her closet all. the. time. she doesn't even care, just tells you to wash it before you give it back.

that's why you're the best dressed at any event, ofc.

you and kate are super close like "i-know-what-your-emotion-is-just-from-your-face" close.

which is why when kate got involved in the "hawkeye" business, you kinda knew something was up.

i mean, let's face it, kate is bound to be a pretty terrible liar.

oh sure, she tried to keep it from you. blaming all those late nights on hanging out with friends.

"silly kate", you had said, "you don't HAVE any friends!"

so finally she confided in you. swore you to secrecy.

that didn't stop you from spying on her.

okay, not really.

but you liked her weird little apartment, with the metal staircase and the target on the wall, the big window opposite the door.

and you just happened to be there one day when she came in with a DOG.

oh and clint barton too. but that's not really that important.

a dog, a one eyed dog, bounding up to you and panting, tail wagging with enthusiasm.

your life was complete.

kate rolled her eyes, questioning why you never got that excited when SHE came home.

speaking of clint barton, he totally thinks you're cool.

you happily tell him all of the embarassing stories you know about kate.

you nearly DIED of laughter when he told you how he casually mentioned that kate had tripped and fallen in front of massive amounts of people at a very important event in the middle of a mission.

kate never let you down, no matter what.

she was always just a call away, whether it was to laugh, cry, or just talk.

you found yourself in her old room often, lying on her bed & looking at the posters around the room, the medals and trophies she had won.

despite all of her achievements, she never made you feel lesser than or worthless. she always encouraged you no matter what.

sure, she would send you old pictures of yourself she found on her phone, threatening to send them to the avengers. (no WAY she had ALL their contacts.)

sure, she always took more than half of the blanket when you had movie night on the couch.

and sure, she constantly messed up your hair just when you had gotten it perfect.

but all in all, she was your big sister, and you loved her more than the sun.

but not as much as you loved lucky the pizza dog :)

#kate bishop #kate bishop headcanons #kate bishop sibling headcanons #clint barton #clint barton headcanons #mcu #marvel #hawkeye #ronin #mcu headcanons #marvel headcanons #hawkeye headcanons #kate bishop x sibling!reader #kate bishop x bishop!reader #sibling headcanons #younger sibling headcanons

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kalancholy · 7 days

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Comic redraw + my own tweaks

#my headcanons #digital art #sketch #artwork #hawkeye #comic redraw #marvel #clint barton #hawkeye comics

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scavengerssuccotash · 6 months

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Bad Guy: Pshh you think I’m scared of you? You’re just some guy!? What could you do that the rest of the Avengers couldn’t, huh?

Clint: *shrugs* You’re right I don’t have all the fancy gadgets that Stark has and I’m not smart enough to blast myself with some fancy rays and turn all mean, and I sure as hell ain’t no god. But you know what else I don’t have?

Bad guy: what?

Clint: That goody-two-shoes moral high ground that Caps always going on about—

Bad guy:…

Clint: *inspecting the sharp point of an arrow head* A lot of dead guys underestimate what I’m capable of. You wanna add to that body count?

#Clint’s a bad ass and I will fight you on that #clint barton #hawkeye #jeremy renner #marvel #personal #headcanon

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angelltheninth · 8 months

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Romance Tropes with Marvel Characters

Pairing: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Thor, Loki, Tony Stark, Kate Bishop, Peter Parker x Reader

Tags: fluff, enemies to lovers, kissing, sleeping around, doubt, confession, teasing

A/N: Back with my favorite romance tropes. God there are a lot of these.

STEVE ROGERS + LAST TO KNOW

You and everyone around you know that there's feelings between the two of you, everyone but Steve himself. He's not dumb, far from it but when it comes to romance you need to be really direct with him because subtlety has been getting you nowhere really fast and you needed to fix that. You need clear, blatant flirting, you need to wink at him, you need to tell him you like the things he does, that you like him point blank. Once he gets that he will take the gentleman route and ask you on a date.

BUCKY BARES + NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Bucky feels like there's flaws in everything he does with you, that somehow he will end up messing things up no matter how well he plans them out. His whole life has been a series of mistakes and accidents. While he knows for a fact that you're not that for him he wants to work extra hard to make sure you're not making a mistake by dating him. If only he knew that who he was was already good enough, that he is already your perfect someone. And all his imperfections are also part of why you love him.

SAM WILSON + SECRET ADMIERER

Pines over you for a good long while. Sam really wants to make sure you like him before he makes his real move so he does things like live flowers and little cute gifts in your locker. It has so be someone from the team but you don't figure out who until you catch him on his way from the flower shop, with the exact flowers appearing in your locker for the past month. Doesn't take a genius to figure it out. And since you already did and seemed t be happy with his gifts he might as well confess right now, with flowers in hand.

NATASHA ROMANOFF + BEST FRIEND'S SIBLING

Natasha is always there when you go to visit Yelena and she's always teasing you. This is much to Yelena's annoyance because she knows you like Natasha too. You never get too flirty when you're in the company of others but over the phone is a different story. When you become a couple Natasha jokes about you becoming Yelena's new sibling, something which Yelena is jokingly appalled by. Natasha is the type of person to make kissy noises at you just to annoy her little sister.

CLINT BARTON + AFRAID TO COMMIT

You and Clint have had a casual on and off relationship for years. When things are about to get serious he breaks it off, saying he needs time to think about it but you never seem to move on from this one spot. While frustrating you know why that is, he's already lost his family once, he doesn't want to risk losing someone he's grown to care so much about. He would rather that he didn't start to care, that it was casual but it's not and he does care, and that's why he's scared of opening up to you further.

THOR + PROTECTOR

For such a big guy Thor can be real cagey with his romantic feelings. He will flirt for sure, he'll even try to sleep with you but he will always maintain his status as your protective best friend. In fact he will even go so far as to say that the reason he's so flirty is because he's protecting you from other people who have bothered you before. While you can appreciate that he could do all of that too if he admitted to himself that he wanted to be your boyfriend. Was it really that easy? Was he really overthinking things for once?

LOKI + OLD ENEMIES

You and Loki go way back as enemies, even the most petty things you had to argue about and see who will come out on top. That attitude eventually transferred over to the bedroom but you never stopped being enemies. You're always at each other's throats when you see each other and then pretend like you don't think about each other when you're not fighting. There's never a confession that happens between you two because there's nothing to confess, you already know that you love to hate each other.

TONY STARK + SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BUT YOU

Being the playboy that caught feelings for you of course Tony isn't gonna make it worse by sleeping with you. He wants to so bad but once he does there would be no running from his feelings anymore. So he sleeps with other people, however he doesn't brag about it like usual, not to you anyway, but you know. Eventually it stops working, he can't stay away from you anymore. But he doesn't want to sleep with you and then confess, he has to take you out on a date, kiss you, confess and then if you still want him, sleep with you.

KATE BISHOP + FRIENDS TO LOVERS

No amount of superhero work can rip Kate away from her best friend. You bet she tells you who she is from the simple fact that she knows you'll keep it a secret and because you're used to people being after her because of her money. Sleepovers are a regular thing with the two of you, as are cuddles, kisses though... those are a bit new. She panicked when she kissed you, said it was an accident. How could it be though when you wanted it to happen too? And what if you'd like for it to happen again?

PETER PARKER + OBLIVIOUS TO LOVE

As much as he is a genius, Peter can be a little oblivious to romance. Okay, very oblivious. He's an awkward guy and he rarely makes the first move. But if you can show him that you're really into him... no he won't get it. You need to be the one to ask him out on a date. Then he will put his best foot forward and make sure you are swept off your feet. He might have been oblivious at first but not anymore, he's starting to pick up on your little cute flirting, and more importantly he's starting to flirt back.

#mcu x reader #mcu fluff #steve rogers x reader #bucky barnes x reader #sam wilson x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #clint barton x reader #thor x reader #loki x reader #tony stark x reader #kate bishop x reader #peter parker x reader #mcu imagine #mcu headcanons #marvel x reader #marvel fluff #marvel imagine #marvel headcanons #x reader

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morgangalaxy43 · 4 months

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In a perfect world Loki, Carol, Clint, Bucky, and Yelena are all friends and they go to therapy for mind controlled heroes and have hot cocoa together

#loki odinson #loki laufeyson #carol danvers #bucky barnes #yelena belova #clint barton #the avengers #marvel #marvel headcanons

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gh0stlygen0 · 2 years

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Marvel Characters reactions to asking if they'd still love you if you were a worm

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Warnings: None!

Characters featured: Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha, Clint, Scott, Stephen, Peter, T'Challa, Vision, Wanda, Sam, Bucky

Genre: Comedy

Reader's Gender: Male aligned

Reader's Age: Not specified!

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Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."

Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."

Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"

Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"

Loki: ".... Pardon?.."

Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*

Clint: "No."

Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."

Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."

Peter: "A worm? I mean..."

*thinks about it for a second*

"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."

T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."

Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"

Wanda: *small laugh*

"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."

Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*

"Is that a serious question."

Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*

"... Huh?"

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Steve Rogers headcanon...

I have a headcanon that because of his traumatic (and very overlooked in the mcu) past with his father, Steve is always wary of older men.

He has to keep reminding himself that he's stronger now. That he could handle anything anyone threw his way. But he can't help the flinching and the accelerated heartbeat whenever Bruce or Thor or even Clint get too close to him. Tony intimidates him - not in any kind of egotistical way - no. But he's older, and he wields a special kind of authority that sometimes makes Steve want to curl up in a ball and hide.

He feels awful about judging his friends like that. But he can't help it.

It's why he forges a close friendship with Natasha so quickly. She's safe. He can trust her. And she doesn't remind him of Joseph Rogers, though she can put the fear of God in anyone at any given time.

And Bucky. Bucky is his safe place. Always. Because Bucky always patched him up and cleaned his wounds after Joseph came home drunk and went on a rampage. Bucky always made him feel protected. To have him in the twenty-first century means everything to Steve.

Bonus: Bruce notices and empathizes with him. He shares his own traumatic past with his own father so that Steve won't feel so alone in his fear and grief.

After that, it's a little easier for Steve to be around the men on the team.

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