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xxlittle0birdxx · 1 year
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'No Monopoly, either,' Sarah added. 'I can't handle the tears.'
‘Cass’ or AJ’s?’ Bucky asked.
‘Yours,’ Sarah shot back. ‘Don’t let ‘em fool you. Cass and AJ play for blood. Watching a grown man cry because a ten year old spanked him during a board game…’
'Hey, Cass put a damn hotel on Boardwalk,' Sam protested. 'What was I supposed to do when I handed over half my money to him?' Sam scooped up a handful of diced onion and deposited them into the bowl with the celery. 'And then he did a victory dance.'
Bucky snorted into the sudsy water, glad he'd taken Sam up on the invitation to Thanksgiving. Even with the very real possibility of getting slaughtered in board games by Cass and AJ. Left to his own devices, he'd probably mope around his apartment. The absence of his family, not to mention Steve, felt more acute this time. When he'd been hiding in Europe, or the time in Wakanda, Thanksgiving wasn't a thing, so he was able to push it aside. He couldn't ignore this year. Not with all the paper turkeys clustered on every damn surface of the grocery store, or the handprint turkeys plastered over the windows of the elementary school a few blocks from his apartment.
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bluehourbucky · 1 year
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My Mom Thinks You're Hot
pairing: beefy!bucky x singlemom!reader
summary: your son tries to set you up with an avenger in a grocery store
a/n: short drabble bc why not
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Getting groceries might not be fun for most families but for you and your 6 year old son it's almost as fun as going to the park.
The store that you visit has small cart for kids which your son loves to push, making him feel like a big boy. It's absolutely adorable and you take a picture of him every time. You don't know how you got lucky that your son loves grocery shopping as most kids find it either boring or too stimulating which is completely normal.
"Mommy look it's Avengers cereal!"
As any other kid his age, he's obsessed with The Avengers.
"Yes it is and it's very cool but we already have cereal at home." his face falls and puts the cereal box back.
"Can we get it next time?"
"Of course honey." you chuckle when you see him do a little victory dance.
You were slowly but surely making your way through the grocery list, slowly because your son decided to stop in front every single Avengers food.
Now for your favourite.
Ice Cream.
You turn your head quickly when you hear your son squeal.
"MOMMY THE AVENGERS! CAPTAIN AMERICA! AND BUCKY!" He whisper yells
you look over to where he's pointing and it's true there stand Sam Willson and James Buchanan Barnes.
"Can we please say hi." he holds your hand and gives you his best puppy eyes. You give in since it's not every day you get to meet heroes.
"Hi! You're really cool!"
Two men look down at the 6 year old boy and smile.
"Hey champ,what's your name?" Captain America asks and crouches down to his eye level.
"That's such a cool name!"
"Thank you my mom chose it!" you immediately blush when both men look at you.
"Hi. We just wanted to say hi and uh thank you for saving the world and all that." you avoid looking at James Bucky Barnes because you might have a huge crush on him. Ever since you were a teen and studied for history you thought he was very handsome.
"All part of the job ma'am." Sam salutes you and you smile a little, he's the perfect Captain America.
"I have so many questions!"
"Honey, they are very busy we can't keep them all day. How about just one question for each of them? That's of course if you're okay with that." You look at two heroes,who reply with a nod
"Alright you heard your mom, what do you have."
He thinks so hard and finally asks.
"What's the name of your bird!?" Bucky bursts out laughing, that's not what he thought the boy would ask Sam. Your heart might have done a flip at the sound,you try to hide your face by looking at the floor.
"His name is Redwing."
"Well that's pretty boring why doesn't he have a cool name." At this the three of you laugh.
Sam looks mildly offended.
"What do you have for me?" Bucky asks and whatever he thought the boy would ask it certainly was not this.
"Mr Bucky sir - Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend or partner? My mom thinks you're hot."
You immediately pull your son into you and cover his mouth. Bucky blushes deeply and so do you.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry. We have to go right now." You're so embarrassed that you leave your full cart and go straight for the exit pulling your son by the arm.
"But he didn't answer the question." your son whines.
"We don't need to know that. That's a personal question you don't ask people!"
"Uh I don't mind answering that question." Buckys voice says and you stop in your tracks, you turn around but still avoid the eye contact.
"Really you don't have to!"
"I want to. And I'd like to ask a personal question too if that's okay with you of course?"
Your knees almost give out when you manage to make eye contact.
"No, I do not have a significant other. And I don't know how this works at this day and age, but I'd like to ask for your number,doll."
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some years later
"Thank you for coming guest's that I know and don't know. My mom is getting married to my dad! You should all be thanking me because I made that happen!"
You look at your now husband and smile.
Maybe it's not the way you thought you'd meet the love of your life but sure is a story your guests and son find very entertaining.
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Could you maybe possibly do a Bucky X single mum reader? Maybe he doesn't know she's a mum thinks she's ghosting him and then bumps into her and said child or something maybe some angst smut fluff the whole shebang
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Bucky was officially done with dating.
He had felt this quite a few times but never had he decided to put an end to dating in the modern day until now. Things had been going great, he didn't even think she would've accepted to go on a date with him yet she did and after that, there wasn't a single moment where he wasn't thinking of her or with her. She was sweet, smart and didn't seem to mind about his past as the Winter Soldier or the metal arm that was blatantly visible to anyone if he took his gloves off. He was finally happy, in a healthy relationship, or at least he thought so.
A week ago things had gone radio silent, there were no texts, he didn't see her at her usual coffee spot and whenever he tried calling, it would go to voice mail time and time again. It had finally hit him that she had just "ghosted" him as Sam called it. Maybe he was right, yet not in the common sense, instead he felt haunted. Haunted by her touch, by her memory and even by the stupid cookies she used to buy. The same stupid cookies he was staring at right now.
      - Can I get these? - a toddler jumped up and down next to him. It was a girl, at least Bucky thought it was a girl based on the high pitched voice. He only looked at the toddler when she pulled on the leg of his trouser, finally forcing him to look at her. - Sir, please can you pass me the cookies?
He shrugged, easily grabbing the box and handing it to the girl who went off running to the legs of a woman, a woman who looked too familiar, a woman who looked almost terrified when she saw Bucky. Honestly, Bucky wasn't even sure who was more terrified if her or him.
      - Bucky. - she said as she walked up to him. - Listen, I ...
      - That's fine. - he interrupted her. - You don't have to say hi to me.
      - No, I just ... I need to explain things.
      - I'd rather avoid the whole "it's not you, it's me" discussion. You know, you could've at least sent me a text instead of ghosting me.
      - Ghosting? No, no, you don't understand. I've been busy and ...
      - For a whole week? Clearly you're not busy enough to be perusing the supermarket.
      - Perusing? I'm just getting groceries, I forgot I couldn't if I didn't text you.
      - Oh so you do know how to text. - Bucky knew he was being mean now but he was hurt. There were may voices in his head which were making him feel like a loser, make him feel like just the Winter Soldier yet he also knew that was no reason to insult her so before he could say something he would regret, he walked away.
Technically, he had now ghosted her as well but she'd done it first so it wasn't as heavy in his mind. At least not as heavy as the idea that the girl he liked so much had suddenly stopped wanting to see him. Many things were going through his mind about what could've caused it, he didn't see another man with her at the store so it potentially wasn't one so his mind was forcing him to face the fact that he was probably the reason. Who would want to date a murderer, the Winter Soldier? No one.
      - Did you bring my milk? - Steve asked as he skimmed through the groceries. - Bucky?
      - I saw Y/N in the shop. - he sat down. - And I was a dick to her. Basically ran off with whatever I had in my cart.
      - Hold on. - Steve said as he sat next to him. - You saw her? What did you say?
      - Stupid shit.
Steve rolled his eyes. Bucky was his best friend, they had known each other since forever and he wasn't against taking his friend's side even if he knew he may be slightly wrong. Yet, in this case, he knew Bucky probably was acting out from hurt and that usually wasn't pretty or nice to hear. It was quite vicious actually, sometimes he forgot how vicious Bucky could be.
      - I don't know what you said but maybe you should apologise.
      - Probably. - he sighed. - Yet again I think she was getting ready to give me a pity speech and I'd rather not listen to it.
      - Do you like this girl? - Bucky stayed silent at this. Of course he liked her, she was all he could think about at night, she was the sun the moon and the stairs for all he cared. But she didn't want him, what else would be the reason for her to suddenly go cold on him. - You've lived for a whole century, Buck. Go talk to her and find out what it is instead of sulking.
(...)
Bucky already regretted this.
As he stood outside her apartment door, he wondered if he was a complete creep. He felt like one, waiting for someone to open the main door so he could get into the building with the sad flowers he'd bought hoping they would convince Y/N not to close the door in his face. Once more, he stared at the golden number on her door before sighing and knocking. He heard quick footsteps before the door knob was slowly twisted and the door opened. The same toddler who he had seen in the market opened the door.
      - Hi! - she said looking at him as if he was her oldest friend.
      - Uh ... Is Y/N here?
      - Meredith, who are you talking you? - he heard Y/N's voice echo through the apartment until she appeared at the door. - Bucky.
      - Hi. - he cleared his throat.
      - Mere, go inside. - Y/N ushered her daughter back inside, closing the door behind her.
Bucky stared at Y/N in both awe and confusion. Who was that toddler? Was it hers? She did look a look like Y/N and he had seen both of them at the supermarket as well. Did Y/N have a kid?
      - She's mine. - Y/N said noticing the doubt on his face. - I had her senior year of college. She's 4.
      - Why ... uh ....
      - She's 4, she doesn't really understand relationships and I don't want to bring anyone into her life that may leave. I also usually struggle to date when I tell guys I have a 4 year old ... I should've told you, I'm sorry.
      - And the ghosting?
      - I wasn't ghosting. - she crossed her arms. - Mere had the chicken pox and I had to stay home with her. I was gonna text you but I thought this ... this would be a better conversation to have in person.
      - Ah ... - he scratched the back of his neck. - I was an asshole at the supermarket, wasn't I?
      - That depends ... are those flowers for me? - she smirked.
      - Yes. - he extended his arm towards her handing her the flowers. Marigolds, her favourite. - They look a bit sad though.
      - They look perfect. - she smiled at him. - Wanna come in?
(...)
Bucky stirred awake in the couch as he heard a soft rustling following by breathing. He peaked his eye open to see Meredith staring at him with wide eyes before she poked his cheek with her finger.
      - Mr. Bucky? Can you make me pancakes?
He could get used to this.
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livingincolorsagain · 4 months
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for @fiprobably’s prompt: Non-AU: Sam and Bucky going shopping for groceries. Except Sam is away and on video call with Bucky, who is the one actually doing the shopping. Them arguing back and forth because why can't Bucky just find that specific orange juice brand Sam likes and how can Sam want to get snacks that high in calories they're supposed to be snacks not protein bars and Bucky is so goddamn insistent on the canned peaches and Sam isn't having any of it there is literally fresh peaches over there—
Bucky doesn’t like grocery shopping. He hates it, actually. He would rather do the laundry, or the dishes. He loves doing work in the backyard, or cleaning up the garage. Anything but the groceries.
That’s why it was mostly Sam’s job. Sam doesn’t mind it, Bucky is certain he actually likes it. He writes down a list and plays his shopping playlist—because Sam has a playlist for everything—and he pauses his music to make small talk with everyone and gets a lot of free samples and freshly baked goods for it.
But Sam has been running a fever since he came back from his latest mission a few days ago, and despite the fact that he keeps saying he’s fine and he can do it, he actually can’t stay awake for more than a few hours at a time, and even going to the bathroom is an effort, so leaving the house is out of question.
Bucky can’t really hold off grocery shopping any longer. The fridge is starting to look kind of sad, and the pantry is running low on everything, and if Sam was to actually leave the bed and check the kitchen he would side-eye Bucky to hell, because Bucky, you’re a Wilson now and no Wilson household should look like that.
So, after he gives Sam his pills and checks his temperature one last time, Bucky puts his best pair of sweatpants, Sam’s old sweatshirt and his bravest face on, and makes the short drive to the grocery store.
It’s a random Wednesday morning, so the parking lot isn’t full. Bucky grabs a cart and pulls out the list. He’s barely inside the store when his phone starts vibrating. He pulls it out of his pocket, frowning with worry when he sees it’s Sam video-calling him.
“Everything’s okay?”
Sam’s face is half buried in the pillow, his one visible eye barely open, and when he says, “I’m making sure you’re getting the right stuff,” his voice is croaked and small.
Bucky snorts even as his heart twists fondly.
Sam makes a small noise of protest. “You always get the wrong orange juice.”
“It happened once.”
“And it was awful.”
“They were out of the brand you like, and it was years ago, can you let it go?”
“It’s burned into my brain.”
Bucky lowers the phone as he bites back a smile. “Jesus, fine.”
So, that’s how it goes. Sam supervises as Bucky goes from one aisle to another, arguing about every single item Bucky chooses, because no, Bucky, that’s the worst kind of beans and get the whole wheat spaghetti instead and wait, I can’t see, go back. No, that's too far. Go back a little. A bit down. Y’know what? Just take a picture and send it to me.
Bucky can’t stop smiling.
“Don’t forget the snacks,” Sam says, yawning. Alpine moews in the background. “Bring Alpine some snacks too.”
“She already has a lot of snacks.”
Sam lifts his head a little off the pillow and turns it away from the camera to what Bucky assumes is Alpine napping on Bucky’s side of the bed. “Daddy says no snacks for you, baby.”
Bucky sputters. “I didn’t say— fine!”
Sam smiles, burying his face back into the fluffy pillow. “That’s what I thought.”
Bucky shakes his head, but he can’t stop smiling, because Sam’s eyes are drooping and he’s fighting it. “Go take your nap, I’m almost done anyway.”
Sam stubbornly opens his eyes wider. “No.”
“I only have the snacks and cat litter left, there’s no way I’m gonna mess that up.”
“But—“
“Sam.”
“Fine,” Sam says. “Love you.”
Bucky’s smile grows. “Love you, too.”
“Salt and vinegar chips.”
“I know, Sam.”
“Just making sure.”
“I’m hanging up.”
He hears Sam laughing just as the call cuts off.
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fiprobsreblogsalot · 4 months
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I'm supposed to be revising for my selection test but Sambucky being disgustingly domestic won't get out of my mind
Bucky may be allergic to spices (as most white people of the 40s were, sigh), but he bakes really well and makes killer waffles and cakes. Doesn't even help that Sam has a sweet tooth
Bucky absolutely hates detergents for clothes except the detergent Sam uses because it doesn't smell like absolute dogshit (it smells like Sam)
Both of them prefer fresh groceries. The canned peaches are Bucky's only exception even though Sam convinces him otherwise ("Fresh peaches are everywhere!" "But the canned ones—")
Sometimes their dates are just Bucky riding the motorcycle with Sam sitting behind, holding on to him while they talk and laugh
Bucky knows every order of Sam, in every restaurant and diner, by heart
Figaro likes wrapping himself around Sam's shoulders, and Alpine likes being wrapped up in Bucky's jacket. When they switch people, Figaro perches on Bucky's shoulder, and Alpine curls up in Sam's lap or arm crook
Bucky either puts too much creamer in his coffee or none at all. It all depends on the mood
Bucky liked Starbucks until Sam convinced him they could buy their own coffee machine ("the kind for professionals and addicts, you know"). It all goes downhill from there for both of them
Sam still gets his pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks, though
Bucky can't sing to save his life. Sam really likes karaoke
Sam kinds of hate tailored clothes because of how long they take and the many people that clamber over him to get his measures. Bucky always gets Sam's measures before they go to a tailor shop.
Sam thinks the industrial strawberry milk flavor is disgusting. Bucky digs it anyway
Bucky doesn't like fair food, but getting to kiss the sugar off Sam's lips after a shared cotton candy is really great
Sam is terrible at dancing. As in the kinds from the 40s and older. Bucky teaches him and fakes exasperation when Sam accidentally steps on his feet (he really wants to kiss his laughter at those times)
Bucky did the robot dance out of spite because of that one time Sam called him a cyborg. And then he does it again and again just to hear Sam laugh
Bucky is the most horrible tourist. The kind that buys "I love New York" (with a red ass heart for "love") shirts and the ugliest caps and those blurry hideous keychains of tourist attractions
They definitely buys dumb couple things in secret. Like those socks that hold hands
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ladyvlolypop · 1 year
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Bucky Barnes Headcanons
these are both dating and overall head canons, if you think the writing is a little out of my usual type it's because I wrote these while
My Masterlist
Bucky Barnes x gn!reader; sfw
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Very gentle, his touches are very soft and he tries to avoid being harsh with you, knowing he’s way stronger than you(and because he’s unsure of his metal arm).
When he passes you he gives you subtle touches, his hand on your hip or waist for a brief moment.
He used to smoke when he was a soldier. Heavy smoker and drinker but he never touched a cigarette again after he became the winter soldier, not because he didn’t want to but he just didn’t want to be addicted to anything.
He can definitely speak and understand bits of german and italian because he was stationed in Austria and Italy during the war. He speaks french as well but much better(we love a multilingual king)
He understands russian perfectly but struggles to speak or write/read it. He understands bits of other slavic/balkan languages as well(if you speak russian freshen up his skills a little pls)
He sometimes still stares in awe at modern things, he imagined the world differently in the 30's. Will sometimes tell you how certain spaces changed and how they used to look like back in the day.
He likes to tell you about his childhood, liking to compare how you two grew up
Has lots oft things to catch up to
Has a flip phone w a loud ass ringtone
Jumps a little when hearing his ringtone
He has a smartphone for work but he barely uses it
Loves fantasy shows/movies and reading
LOTR and GOT fan honestly
Likes baking and cooking but he’s not good at it, he’s thankful for microwaveable meals and your cooking
Can’t ride a bike
Can’t drive, learned it just before infinity war happened
He probably let his his metal arm get hot in the sun and cracked an egg on it with sam
It fried
You only call him 'James' if it's serious or if it's to tease him
will use nicknames like "Doll", "Babygirl", "Honey","Darlin'(g)" or "Dear" for you
Uses lotion for his scars
would fold if you did it for him, def will offer to do the same for you(he gives really good messages let him)
Has a routine for his beard when he lets it grow out, likes to keep himself groomed
Same for his hair
Has insane home remedies
Pulls out chernobyl broth when you have a feet ache(boils sprite)(He read about it on facebook)
Doesn’t trust italians
He’s such a dad
Dad jokes all the way
Enjoys shopping for home gadgets
Knows how to haggle and will show his skills when he can
Will often come home with surprise groceries or gifts, things or snacks you like or some other stuff he got on sale
Likes to go to flea markets
Sometimes comes home with large amounts of certain products
Man will come home with 3 boxes of fruit because there was a sale
Love language is definitely gift giving and acts of service
Carries your bags or groceries for you without asking, pretty good at fixing things around the house
He’s good with kids, wants his own but unsure when the right timing for it would be
He sometimes shows them tricks with his metal arm
He’s not much of a talker unless you two are alone
Often rants about work
Good listener though, very attentive listener
He sleeps like a bear, very warm and keeps close to you, his arm cools down at night though and you might wake up with the feeling of cold metal against your belly
He started sleeping better when you were with him, still you will sometimes find him sleeping on the floor in the mornings, old habits die hard.
He’s very stubborn, especially if it's about your safety but he hates arguing with you
He hates the possibility of you getting hurt in any way
You're on his mind all the time
walks around with the thoughts of "would Y/N like that? Should I buy them that?"
first thing he does when coming home after missions is give you a tight hug
if it's really bad all he wants to do is hold you closely and cuddle for hours
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if you think the writing is a little out of my usual type it's because I wrote these while on a call with my bsf and she was poorly singing lana del ray songs in my ear, some of these hc were even here ideas
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dyinglikenarcissus · 8 months
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Stripped Naked
Part III
Warnings: 18+ only! Contains: Virgin reader, stripping, alcohol, vaginal intercourse, a couple consenting adults having a good time. It’s pretty vanilla but sometimes all you want is vanilla
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He wanted you to come over after your third date but you weren’t ready yet. You knew what ‘coming over for dinner’ meant. It took two months to finally work up the courage to ask Steve to ask you over for dinner again. It was so backwards and silly. And you just weren’t quite ready.
And he respected that.
He kept your dates public and always made sure you were comfortable. He was so respectful it was almost unbelievable.
It took you almost an hour to plan out your text message only for Steve to call you in the middle of writing it and force you to stutter through your speech.
“You are so fucking adorable,” Steve sighs through the phone after you tell him your date idea.
“Should I, um, bring like an, uh, over…night…bag?” You draw out the question as long as possible fearing how ridiculous you sound.
“I don’t know. Do you plan on staying the night?” You can hear the smile in his voice and your face heats the more you think about it.
“Do you want me to?” You whisper.
“I would love for you to stay the night.” There’s such a heavy emphasis on the word ‘love’ that your heart skips a beat.
You suppress a whine at his heated words. “Okay! See you Saturday! Bye!” You rush and toss the phone at your bed. You hear his chuckle because you were too dumb to actually hang up the phone and a muffled, “See ya, sunshine,” before your phone beeps.
You’re so nervous and excited, you have your bag packed by Wednesday.
He was going to have Bucky cook but you thought it would be more fun to cook together. “I don’t know what we have, sunshine,” Steve sighs as you walk together through the grocery store aisles.
“You have to have salt. Bucky’s a chef.”
“You should call him and ask,” the blond suggests while pushing the cart.
“Do you go in your kitchen at all?”
“I go in there to get drinks. I know we have beer, and bourbon, and whiskey, and those limearita things which we need more of. Oh! And there’s water in the door.”
“Oh my gosh,” you giggle as he continues to list all the alcohol in his home. You wind your way around the grocery store and learn far more than you have on any date. Steve has a huge sweet tooth. He wanted every ice cream tub and candy bar he saw but settled on a cherry pie you could share. He’d stand there and read the labels on all of them to convince himself he didn’t need it. “I could have like five protein shakes or this one ice cream bar,” he’d mumble and put it back on the shelf.
He was also extremely picky which was shocking for an adult. “I don’t like brussel sprouts,” he frowned when you read it off on the ingredients list.
“We can have some other vegetable. Green beans?”
“No.”
“Carrots?”
“No”
“Broccoli?”
He paused and thought. “Nah.”
“What do you like?”
He thinks again for a moment, leaning his tall body over the basket handle. He looks like a giant buff child after saying no to every vegetable you could think of off of the top of your head. “Bucky makes a zucchini pasta that I like.”
“Zucchini then,” you smile.
“You don’t come to the grocery store often, do you?” You ask when he comments about how many types of bacon there are.
“Nah, Sam and Bucky do the grocery shopping. I deal with the cleaning and the fixing and the house work. Target and Home Depot are more my speed,” Steve sighs and slips his hand in your back pocket while you wait for the deli man. “I’m good with my hands,” he says as he squeezes your ass and you practically jump out of your skin. He just laughs and thanks the deli man for you before tugging you away.
You weren’t sure what to expect from the home of three bachelors but it certainly wasn’t this.
“You’re sure this is your house?” You whisper as he pulls into the circular driveway.
“I’ve got two roommates with actual jobs. I’m taking full advantage of it,” Steve grins as he backs into the garage attached to an enormous mansion. You notice his bike next to another more classic one. It must be Bucky’s but otherwise the garage is empty. Steve promised Sam and Bucky would be out for the evening leaving the house to just the two of you. You were a little embarrassed by the thought of other people being in the house while the two of you…
Your face heats just thinking about it.
Steve only lets you carry his pie while he leads you into the house with the rest of the groceries. You’re a little glad he did because you’re in awe the second you step through the back door. And it just leads into the kitchen. The chef’s kitchen. With a giant fridge and freezer, a double gas stove, four ovens, and one of those countertop sinks like the Kardashians have!
You almost drop the pie.
“You need a tour,” Steve laughs as he takes his precious dessert from your hands. He links your hand with his and leads you into a dining room with floor to ceiling windows overlooking a beautiful rose garden. There’s a game room, a theater, an infinity pool. The gym even has a stripper pole.
“Why do you ever leave your house?” You question looking up at the enormous chandelier in the entry way.
“Gotta pay the mortgage somehow. I made that, by the way,” he sighs gesturing to the light fixture you were in awe of.
“No!” You hiss.
“Yup. I was going through a sculpture phase. Sam convinced me to go with it and Bucky told me to just make sure it’s functional. So, that’s what happened.”
“Wow,” you whisper walking around in a circle to get a full view of it. “It’s beautiful.”
“The whole thing is recycled plastic. All of the ‘crystals’ were 3D printed and chained together with hot glue. The rods are cut up PVC. All a facade,” he sighs leaning against the table at the center of the entry way.
“Is there a story behind it?” You ask noticing his melancholy attitude toward the piece.
“I went through a bad breakup. She was very beautiful on the outside but completely fake on the inside. Making that was how I got over it.”
“Oh,” you whisper wanting to know more but knowing better than to ask too much about exes. But there’s something you have to ask. “Do you miss her?”
He sighs as you step in front of him, the points of your flats meeting his loafers. “I think part of me always will but I think I’m worth so much more than a pretty face.”
“You are,” you smile. “If she couldn’t see that, I don’t think she really knew you.” He instantly lights back up, smiling down at you before pulling you closer. He kisses your forehead, then your nose, then the very corner of you mouth.
And then you meet his lips. Your hands travel up to his face, cupping it as you pull him that much closer. He groans into your mouth and you feel something stir in your core. Steve’s hands find the backs of your thighs and lifts you to wrap your leg around his trim hips. His lips leave yours to travel down to your jaw before he buries his face in your neck. He teeth nip at your throat and you whine his name not knowing what to do and feeling so much all at once.
“What do you want, sunshine?” Steve husks into your skin.
“You. Make me yours.” He growls. Actually growls. And your need for friction overrides your brain as you grind against his hips.
“Want that. I want all of you,” he swears, placing opened mouth kisses over your pulse and sucking the blood to the surface of your skin. “But we have to make dinner first.” You cry out softly and he chuckles before carrying you back to the kitchen. “Get to work, woman!” He laughs and spanks you softly after placing you back on you feet.
“Is this how you treat Bucky?” You laugh and start unpacking the groceries.
“I spank him harder,” Steve smirks and helps you find some cooking equipment. Cooking is fun and extremely stressful as Steve practically wraps himself around you while you attempt to pan fry two salmon fillets and roast vegetables. He doesn’t even let go when the oil in the pan starts popping.
That’s real love.
You do the same thing to him while he cleans up: standing on his feet and latching onto him like a koala. He seems to love it, stealing kisses every chance he gets.
“Alright you. Time for bed,” Steve announces after drying his hands. He puts you over his shoulder and totes you upstairs like you weigh nothing.
“This is my room,” he announces opening a set of double doors.
“Wow! I love how everything is upside down,” you giggle.
“She’s got jokes when it’s just the two of us,” he observes before dropping you on the bed. You bounce once before getting a good look around the space.
It’s sparse. White walls and leather furniture. There’s a drawing above the bed of Steve, Sam, Bucky, and Natasha. They’re all laughing and hugging and it makes you smile. “Who’s that?” You ask seeing a half finished portrait on a large canvas near the window.
“Sam’s sister. Bucky’s got a huge crush on her and he asked me to paint it for her. I’m having trouble finishing it.”
“A crush?” You laugh. It sounds so juvenile when the man is, like, thirty.
“He used to be such a lady killer now he has a break down just thinking about asking a girl out. The military changes you,” he sighs.
“How did it change you?” You wonder.
“I used to be 5’7” and 110 pounds soaking wet.” You give the giant man a dubious look. He just tugs out his phone and scrolls for a moment before showing you a photo. “Used to stand on a fucking box to reach Bucky’s height.”
“Did they experiment on you or something?” You guess taking his phone to enlarge the picture of him in an enormous suit and Bucky in his army greens.
“What do you think they do in the military?” Steve laughs and swipes through some picture for you. “I just hit puberty late and basic training did the rest.”
“Wow,” you breathe watching the progress photos. “I need to join the army.”
“Nah, you’re perfect,” Steve quickly denies, pressing a kiss to your temple.
You just give him a coy look and stand up to inspect the painting more closely. He really is an amazing artist. “Why can’t you finish it?”
“My inspiration is focused on something else,” Steve mutters and picks up a sketch book on his bed side table. He opens it to a marked page and hands it to you.
It’s the selfie he took with you at hero training. But it’s not? “You drew this, huh? It’s amazing,” you sigh in awe.
“You like it?”
“I love it,” you grin.
“Then you wouldn’t mind if I made it…bigger?”
“No, of course not.” He inhales sharply before opening a door and pulling out another large canvas.
“Don’t get mad.” He prefaces before showing you the art on the other side.
You gasp. It’s the drawing blown up and painted in neon colors. “That’s me?”
“Yeah,” he says tentatively.
“You made me blue like an Avatar! I love it!” You cry happily.
“You really like it?” Steve asks sheepishly.
“Stevie! I love it! It’s amazing! How did you pick the colors? It’s like it’s normal if you don’t think too hard about it.”
“I made a personalized color wheel every regular color corresponds to neon color so the theory still makes since. It’s like a negative but I picked my own opposite colors.” He excitedly explains all the details in depth to you and you just can’t believe someone would take the time to draw you let alone make up a color theory revolving around you. No one’s ever…cared that much.
You stand on your toes to press a kiss to his lips, stopping any further words. When you pull away, all you whisper is a soft “thank you”.
“You’re welcome,” Steve exhales.
You both stare at each other for a moment and that feeling in your core starts to go haywire again.
Steve turns to lean the painting against the wall before spinning back on you. “Can I just…?” He presses a kiss to your lips without even finishing his question. Whatever it was, you would’ve said yes. You tangle your fingers in the short hairs at the nape of his neck. So soft and fluffy and “eek!” You trill as he lifts you by the backs of your thighs.
“Want you in my bed,” he mutters without ever breaking the kiss. You just nod, a soft whine escaping you when one of his big hands gropes your ass.
You suddenly feel your back meet the plush duvet and it all feels so real. The way his hand travels up your skirt and feel of his jeans rubbing against the insides of your thighs.
It’s a little too much.
“Wait!” You cry, breaking away from him.
He immediately stops And pulls away from you. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing! I-I just…can I use your restroom?”
“Of course, sunshine,” he smiles and points to a closed do before rolling off of you.
You sprint towards the door and double back to grab your duffel bag before closing it firmly behind you. You don’t even turn on the light. You’re too nervous.
You hold your face squeezing your cheeks between your palms to try to calm yourself. It’s okay. You’re okay. It’s Steve. It’s just Steve. The man you’ve grown to love and trust.
He won’t hurt you.
All of the apprehension is in your head.
You heard him. He thinks you’re perfect. He’s perfect. You just need to make it through this first time.
You take a deep breath and rifle through the clothes you brought before finding the bright yellow garment.
You can do this.
You had so much confidence when you bought it but putting it on for the man you bought it for is the true test of strength.
You return to the room to find Steve lounging across his bed. His face instantly lights up when he sees you attempting to hide behind your bag.
“My sunshine girl!” He grins and beckons you back to the bed. “Don’t try to hide that gorgeous body from me. Come here.” You take a shaky breath and put down your bag before approaching the bed. “Beautiful,” he sighs getting an unobstructed view of your body wrapped in a strappy yellow lingerie set you got for him. He takes your hand and makes you twirl for him. “I’ve got to see you on a pole. Come on.” He’s off the bed in an instant and tugging you toward the door.
“What? Where…?” You gape attempting to slow him down.
“The gym,” he laughs and pulls you again.
“Oh no! I’m not leaving this room in this.”
“There’s no one here. Come on.” You let out a soft whimper but you follow him anyway. “Here.” He tugs off his shirt and hands it to you knowing you’re uncomfortable with the idea. It’s still so warm as you slip in on and follow a little more confidently.
Steve takes an experimental spin on the pole before holding out an arm for you. You happily fall into his embrace and his kiss.
His very shirtless embrace.
You place a hand on his toned stomach. So many muscles. You let out a satisfied hum as your hand roams up to his large pec. He let out a growl and nips at your bottom lip.
A feeling flutters through your stomach and heads straight for your core.
Steve grips your hand and presses a kiss to your palm. “Show me your moves, sunshine.” Steve places your hand on the pole below his.
“Right now?” You laugh nervously.
“Yup. Right now,” he grins and steps away from you to take a seat on one of the benches. “The t-shirt really makes it.” You giggle and toy with the hem of his shirt before gripping the pole a little more confidently.
“What are you dancing to?” He asks tugging his phone from his pocket.
“You pick,” you smile and do an experimental twirl for him.
“You don’t even need music,” Steve chuckles and plays some surprisingly soft big band music. You weren’t expecting this.
You hum softly as you contemplate the song before doing one of the five moves you know.
“Perfect,” Steve cheers as you successfully spin down the pole hanging on by just your legs. “You know, it helps if you have more skin contact.” You roll your eyes and finally remove Steve’s shirt. “Fucking beautiful,” he sighs as you continue your dance.
“You really think so?” You ask making a jump at the pole.
“I know so,” Steve sighs and stands to join you. “Come here.” He pulls you into a kiss, his hand holding you by the bare small of your back. You feel it slowly inch up but you’re so lost in his lips and body that you don’t notice him unhook your bra until you feel the material loosen around your chest. You let out a soft gasp and attempt to catch it but Steve grips one of your hands. “I want to see you. All of you.” You stare back into his deep blue eyes before finally giving him a small nod. The bra falls to the floor and his hand runs up your side, his thumb tracing the crease of your breast making you shutter. “Can I touch you here?” You quickly nod again wanting for more of that feeling but he grips your chin and directs your gaze back to his. “Can I hear you say it?”
“Yes, please, Stevie,” you whisper.
“Please what?” He smirks still holding your face and caressing the skin just shy of your nipple so you can barely think.
“Please, touch me!” You finally whine. “My breast. My ass. Everywhere. Please!”
“Yes, ma’am,” Steve grins and finally connects with your pebbled nipple making you moan his name. “I love when you say my name like that,” he groans and bites your bottom lip.
“Stevie,” you whine in response, wiggling against his roaming touch.
Then one long strong finger slips just between your clothed folds and you practically crumple at the feeling.
“Like that?”
“Mmmhmm,” you moan squeezing your eyes shut as he adds a little more pressure to your clit.
“You know what I’m gonna ask,” Steve goads as that sinful finger makes a lazy circle around the bundle of nerves.
“Please, play with my pussy. It yours. All yours,” you husk leaning back against the hard metal pole to support yourself.
“Such a fast learner,” Steve chuckles but removed his hand from your core. “I’m gonna make you feel so good. I just need you to trust me.”
“I trust you,” you agree instantly.
“Such a good girl,” he sighs and hooks his fingers into the band of your panties to shimmy them down your thighs and to the floor. “Such a beautiful, perfect girl,” he mutters as his kisses trail lower to you neck and collar bone. He nips at the thin flesh there making you shutter before sucking one of your nipples into his mouth.
“Steve! Please! Ohhhh!” You cry as he swirls his tongue around the sensitive flesh. You hips make waves against nothing as you grip his shoulder and the pole behind you.
“Do you need some attention down here?” Steve asks running his fingers along your folds. You nod still unable to open your eyes. “Look at me,” he orders and you reluctantly focus on him. He’s on his knees now in front of you, his beautiful face level with your chest as you watch him. You caress his cheek and he turns to press a kiss into your palm.
“Let me make you feel good.” You nod and he lifts one of your thighs just to toss it over his shoulders and dive face first into your pussy. You almost scream at the feeling. He skillful tongue makes loops around your clit and you’re forced to grip his hair for balance. His fingers squeeze into your ass, forcing you closer as his mouth delves deeper into your folds.
Steve’s nose bumps your clit as his tongue wiggles into you and your knees give out completely.
But he’s so strong. He just holds you there. And oh god! You just hump against his face as he pulls something out of you that your vibrator never could. You let out a soft whine as your climax hits and practically smoother him in your core but he keeps going and you feel it getting higher and faster and tighter and-
“Eeek!” You scream as squirt right into his waiting mouth. Your breaths are shallow as you ride out your orgasm on his face, his tongue keeping pressure on your clit until you’ve had enough.
You’re mortified. You’re body’s never done that before. You slowly release the death grip you have on Steve’s scalp only to find him grinning up a you.
“Fuck. I’ve never gotten anyone to do that before,” he chuckles and presses kisses to you mound and hips.
“What?” You try to process what just happened while he showers you in affection.
“You just came, sunshine. And it was glorious.”
You can’t help but laugh at his words. “You okay? Did I hurt you?”
You shake your head quickly as Steve stands back up showing off his soaked face. “That’s all me, huh?” You ask, running your fingers over his wet chin.
“All you. And you taste amazing.” Your face heats but you don’t have time to feel embarrassed as Steve tugs you from the gym. “I can’t let your first time be on the gym floor. We gotta do this right,” he insists as leads you through the halls completely naked. But it doesn’t bother you at all in your dazed state. You just nod and let him take you where ever he wants.
Then Steve’s bedroom door clicks shut behind you and a little part of you wakes up.
It’s really about to happen.
Steve brings the hand he was just holding to his lips before placing it at the crotch of his jeans.
“You feel that, sunshine?” You gasp at how big he is. You grip his confined cock slightly and he lets out a soft hiss. “You feel what you’re doing to me?”
“So big,” you mutter.
“All for you.”
You remove your hand from his crotch and undo his jeans shakily. You look up at Steve to find him watching you intently. “It’ll fit?” You ask making him smile.
“I’ll make sure it fits,” he assures you and presses his jeans and underwear down his hips. He’s built like a god. Thick muscular thighs and a red cock that drips precum like a broken faucet once it’s exposed.
You shutter slightly but let him guide you to the bed. “Lay down,” Steve mutters, following you on top of you while pressing kisses to your lips. That’s all you can focus on. The way his lips make your stomach do somersaults and your core flutter. You completely forget how nervous you were just a few minutes ago.
He makes you feel so comfortable as his hand strokes your arm and hip softly.
“I’ve been told that it stings a little your first time,” Steve mutters, pulling away a little to watch you. “I obviously don’t have much experience with that but I don’t want to hurt you,” he trails.
“You’ve been perfect so far,” you assure the blond, pressing your body up to kiss him. “I trust you.”
He nods and presses one of your thighs to your chest. He takes in a shaky breath. “God, this pussy is fucking beautiful. Do I need a condom?”
You shake your head with a small smile. “IUD.”
“Last chance to say no.”
“Stevie. Please, fuck me,” you beg just wanting to get past the pain and trusting he’ll bring you pleasure.
“Alright. Okay. Deep breath.” You nod and inhale just for him to press into you as you start to exhale. You let out a soft cry as he slowly fills you.
This was something you’ve never experienced before. You felt so full and tight and then it got to the point where it burned. You hiss as Steve pulls you a little tighter to him.
“Relax. You’re squeezing the shit out of me.” Steve instructs and you attempt to take a deep breath.
You gasp as he rocks into you, inserting just a little more at a time. “Almost there,” he mutters. “You’re doing so good for me, sunshine.” You feel so full as he finally bottoms out leaving you whimpering into his neck.
Steve pauses deep inside of you, letting you adjust to his girth.
He’s so heavy.
Your breaths come out shakily as he pulls away. “You okay? Did I hurt you?”
“N-No,” you whisper. “You’re just really…really big.”
He chuckles at your words. “I’ll take that as a compliment. Let me know when I can move.” Steve presses his lips against your temple before trailing them down to your jaw. You smile at the affection and attention, preening as he whispers sweet nothings into your neck.
“You feel amazing, sunshine. Made for me.”
You whimper and wiggle under his hold not sure what you want but you feel restless now. With him deep inside you, stretched to your max, his touch and words sending butterflies around your stomach and to your core with every breath. You’re not sure how much more of this you can take.
“Stevie, I think I’m ready,” you whisper.
His voice starts with a soft hum against your skin. “You sure?” You nod and he quickly pulls away and lifts a skeptical brow at you.
You can’t even laugh, you’re so full but you still smile up at him. “Stevie, I want you to fuck me the way you’ve been threatening to since I met you. That’s an order,” you state confidently.
He grins down at you and wordlessly grips the calf of your leg folded against you, pressing into you a little further.
You’re pretty sure you’ve lost your breath.
You let out soft squeaks with each of his deep thrusts until you feel like you might pass out.
“Hey,” Steve breathes, slowing down to a soft wave. “Are you breathing?”
You gasp and laugh in embarrassment before taking a deliberate breath. “I think I forgot how to for a minute.”
Steve tosses his head back in laughter. “Did I take your breath away, sunshine?”
“Give it back, Stevie,” you demand playfully.
“Nah, I think I’ll keep it,” he grins and presses a kiss to you lips, then another, and another. Steve tosses your bent leg over his shoulder giving you much more breathing room as he goes back to fucking you.
His thrust are deliberate, like he’s searching for something; never hitting the same spot twice. You start to ask what he’s looking for until it hits you like fright train.
“Fuck!” You groan, tossing your head back into the pillows.
“Yeah, there it is,” Steve breathes. Your eyes squeeze shut as everything sparks in your body at once.
Your vibrator has never done this. You can’t help but whine as he rails into that spot over and over.
“That’s it, sweet girl. Squeezing the shit out of me,” Steve moans as he grips your thigh. You can barely feel it. Every nerve ending is firing on all cylinders. You start to feel like you can’t catch your breath but your lungs are completely full.
“Steve, Steve, Steve,” you cry repeatedly.
“Let go for me. Fuck,” he groans. “Come on!” He barks and you almost cum on sight. Your breath hitches as stars light the darkness behind your eye lids. You feel like you’re gasping for air as you body wracks against Steve’s. Somewhere you start to feel kisses against your neck and jaw as you catch your breath. Your fingers trace the back of Steve’s shoulders as you start to return his kisses. “There you are,” you can hear the smile in his voice as you slowly open your eyes to meet his ocean gaze. “You okay?” You nod. You think all you can do is nod. He strokes your cheek and starts to pull out of you.
“Was that it?” You ask a little disappointed that it’s over.
“You aren’t satisfied with that?” Steve smiles stroking at your now empty but so sensitive core.
“I-I am! That felt amazing! But I thought it would be…longer?” You question, not exactly sure what you wanted it to be. It was good, really good! But it didn’t seem finished.
“I’m glad you’re enjoying it so far,” Steve laughs and leans back on his heels to watch your prone form. “But I’m not done with you. Turn over,” he commands. You quickly scramble onto your stomach and wait for further instructions. Steve just chuckles behind you. “I didn’t think you were that green. On your hands and knees.”
“Oh,” you squeak and quickly follow directions.
“God, this ass,” Steve groans as he spanks you softly before squeezing the fatty flesh with both hands. “I’m gonna get a little rougher with you, alright. You let me know if you need a breather.”
You nod before remembering yourself and give and affirming “okay”.
Steve manipulates your body, spreading your knees and pulling back your hips until he has you in a bizarre yoga position.
“Comfortable?”
“Not really,” you admit, looking at him from over your shoulder.
“You won’t care in a minute,” Steve laughs and grips your hips. “Let me know if you need a break.” You nod and he slips back inside of you and you both let out soft groans.
This feels different. This feels deeper and there’s more friction and you feel more grounded and “Ugh!” You can’t help the noises that escape you as he finds that spot again but it’s so much more intense as he drives right into it over, and over, and over.
Your breaths come in short gasps and soon your arms can’t hold you up anymore. You fall onto you elbows smoothing your face in the pillows below you. Your cries and moans are muffled while Steve sets a punishing pace inside you.
You’ve cum at least once like this but you can’t tell anymore after that. They all seem to blend in as Steve fucks you into the bed. Moisture drips down your thighs as the noises your slapping skin gets wetter.
“Fuck! You came like a faucet, baby,” Steve moans. Your core clinches at his words making him groan and spank you again. “Let’s see if you have another one in you.” Steve grips your shoulders and pulls you up so your back is flush with his chest.
“Oh fuck,” you whine. This new position just gives him more leverage as he attempts to destroy your insides.
“Yeah. That’s it,” Steve groans, pressing his lips to your throat as he tugs your head back by your braids. “Fuck, I’m close. Give me one more.” And with all that he’s doing inside you, he presses his fingers to you swollen, sensitive clit and rubs tight circles over it. You let out a hoarse scream as you cum again but Steve doesn’t stop. His fingers continue to work and his dick continues to stir you up until you let out a soft shout and you feel something so satisfying empty from your core just in time for Steve to fill you up again.
“Shit,” Steve groans as he paints your insides in hot sticky cum just as you paint his bed in your own. “Fuck,” he pants when you feel his cock jerk inside you and release a little more.
He collapses back on his heels dragging you down with him as he catches his breath. You pant as you lean back against him. You never felt so raw and vulnerable in your life.
You can’t wait to feel like this again.
Your eyes finally slide open to see the trail of drops left on Steve’s comforter from your release.
“Fuck, sunshine. Look at that masterpiece,” Steve sighs referring your cum.
“Steve,” you shy away, attempting to hide your face but you’ve already opened everything to him. What was the sense in hiding now?
Steve presses a kiss to your cheeks as his hands wrap around your waist. He holds you so close and you feel so good in his arms, you start to relax and instantly feel his cum start to drip from you and onto him and the bed.
“I’m definitely going to have to wash this,” Steve laughs. “Totally worth it.”
You smile and look back to press a kiss to his lips, tangling your fingers behind his head to pull him closer.
“I love you,” you whisper softly against his lips.
“It was that good?” Steve asks with a soft smile as his fingers tickle your sides.
“It was that good,” you confirm confidently.
Steve hums in satisfaction and presses another kiss to your lips. “I love you,” he sighs into your skin making you shiver.
Steve lets out a soft groan as he slips from inside you making you whine softly from the loss. “How are you feeling?” He asks, rubbing your shoulders. “Satisfied? Was that enough? If not, give me a couple minutes and we can do it again,” he grins making you giggle.
“I don’t think I can take anymore,” you whisper. “Am I supposed to be this sore?”
“Again, I don’t have any experience on your end of it but I think so.” He finds a dry spot on the bed to lay down and watch you still sitting back in the position he left you in. “God, you’re gorgeous,” he sighs. You just shake your head and glance over his naked body.
“You’re gorgeous,” you admit looking at all those muscles as he lounges across his bed.
He just smirks at you a reaches for your hand. He pulls you to him and you pick around the wet spots to lay against his chest.
“So, you’re not a virgin anymore. How’s it feel?”
You giggle, snuggling into his side before answering. “Um…I feel the same?”
“You’re telling me virginity is a social construct meant to keep women from exploring their sexuality?” He gasps making you giggle again.
“I guess so,” you agree, your fingers tracing shapes around his abs.
“Thank you for sharing your first time with me,” Steve sighs.
“Thank you for being an amazing partner,” you smile.
“Next time, you’re on top,” Steve declares and moves to get up.
“Where are you going?”
“Gotta clean my girl up. Unless you want my dried cum all over you. I’m not complaining. Make sure everyone knows you’re mine.”
“Oh,” you squeak at his sudden possessiveness.
“Too much?” He smiles pressing a kiss to your head.
“No, I like it,” you whisper and lay back against the pillows.
“So, I can keep you locked up here? You can be my little sex prisoner?” Steve jokes as he walks off.
“Depends,” you muse and stretch only to curl back into the pillows.
“On what, my little sunshine?” Steve asks returning with a damp towel. “Open up,” he requests pointing at your legs.
You wince slightly at his touch. You didn’t realize how raw you truly felt. He glances up at you after tossing the towel on the floor to focus in you. You give him a coy smile. “Depends on if you’ll strip for me.”
“Oh, honey. Name the time and place,” Steve coos nuzzling his nose against your as you pull him into an embrace. “On one condition: you’ll strip with me.” Your eyes widen and you quickly shake your head which he counters with an adamant nod. “It’ll be so much fun! Couples routine! I’ll have my choreographer make us something.”
“Steve! I can’t-no!”
“Yes! What was all that about trusting me? It doesn’t have to be for a paying crowd. It can be just for us,” he mutters against your lips. “It would be so hot.”
“It can be just for us?”
He nods, kissing your nose. “Just for us. And maybe Nat. And Sam and Bucky have to see it of course. And my choreographer, of course. And Carol! She’s trying to replace me and I need to assert my dominance.”
You giggle at his enthusiasm. “Stevie, no one can replace you. But this is starting to sound like a lot of people…”
“Sunshine, you haven’t met Carol. She’s blond, she’s tall, she was in the air force. Her stage name is Captain Marvel. She’s coming for my entire brand! And I want to show you off. I want people to know you’re mine,” he trails.
You watch him for a moment and try to look at it from his perspective. Dancing was a huge part of his life. He wanted you to be part of your life.
You think you can put your insecurities aside for one evening. For him.
You take a deep breath and nod. “Okay.”
“Really?” Steve grins excitedly.
“Yeah! Really,” you giggle. “Let’s do it. Show Carol there’s only one Captain America.”
Steve presses a deep kiss against your lips. “I love you so fucking much.”
“I love you, too.”
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brw · 1 year
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ranking random marvel men by how helpful i think they are in domestic settings
tony stark – 0/10 cannot cook cannot clean if you tell me otherwise ill bite you he has never cleaned a day in his life and that's okay.
simon williams – 0/10 has also never cleaned a day in his life and sure as hell won't start now.
thor odinson – 0/10 like he thinks he's being super helpful but he keeps accidentally breaking things and smashing plates and making a mess in the kitchen but he acts real cute about it so nobody gets mad at him really.
bruce banner – 1/10 he does his best but disaster follows him wherever he goes. he can't help it. everything that can go wrong will go wrong. he tries to make a nice meal and the fridge breaks so nothing is cold and the oven destroys the meat and the vegetables all get overboiled and he drops the wine bottle and it smashes on the carpet and and and it's just a bad time. he's doing his best.
roberto da costa – 1/10 you didn't marry him for his domestic skills.
bucky barnes – 2/10 keeps putting knives in random ass places n doesn't tell you.
logan howlett – 3/10 look he's a good cook and remembers to stock the fridge but he tracks blood in like at least once a week and it takes forever to remove from the carpet.
remy lebeau – 4/10 points deducted for not washing himself
bishop – 5/10 he grew up in a dystopia with on rations and it shows. the only thing you're eating with him is rehydrated beef or some shit. keeps the cleanest sparsest environment you've ever seen though
hank pym – 6/10 generally good at cooking, cleaning, buying shit etc but uhhh succumbs to the Horrors bimonthly
pietro maximoff – 7/10 will clean everything that gets messy, he likes a clean environment, but hates buying food vocally and gets kitchen rage when making food, his food is very good though
reed richards – 7/10 has made various machines to do washing, cleaning, cooking, laundry etc but cannot be trusted in a supermarket unattended, struggles to cook generally but can be trusted to make a few really good meals
luke cage – 8/10 i don't think he can cook for shit but he is great for remembering shopping and keeping things clean and tidy and we know he's a great dad so .
scott summers – 8/10 cleans everything, has a photographic memory of what's in the fridge and seems to telepathically know when something is broken or needs replacing but the only thing he serves is soup.
sam wilson – 10/10 good at cooking, remembers groceries, loves hosting people, keeps getting nice expensive wines to enjoy over the weekend as a nice treat from all the captain america shenanigans
steve rogers – 10/10 likes to clean likes to cook enjoys just relaxing and doing chores when not captain america-ing, will absolutely pick up stuff for dinner back from a fight with hydra or whatever
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thatmexisaurusrex · 5 months
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The Nocturne March
This is for @runzu, a gift for the holiday season made for the @sambuckylibrary's SamBucky Gift Event 2023! I hope you enjoy this fun sequel to the vampire fic Midnight Lover, Ru!
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The Nocturne March
| Pairing: SamBucky | Rated: E | WC: 14.6K | Chapters: 3/3 |
Summary: An old vampire friend of Bucky's invites Sam and Bucky to a supernatural party.
Excerpt:
Sam wouldn’t usually go to the grocery store with Bucky. It almost felt too normal. It sounded like the start of a joke. A mortal man and his vampire boyfriend walk into a grocery store… But here Sam was, watching Bucky push a shopping cart dressed as if he were going to the opera after this.
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thepsychewrites · 2 years
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Sweet Like Syrup | B. Barnes
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Roommate! Bucky Barnes x Reader
Summary: Bucky runs out of syrup, which means that he’s now dragging you along to the store with him to get more, and no, he doesn’t care that it’s one in the morning.
Word Count: 956
Warnings: Little bit of language, but other than that it’s just super fuckin’ fluffy hehe
Author’s Note: This is pretty short, but I really liked this idea and just wanted to get it out :,)) Lmk if you wanna see anymore roommate!bucky drabbles/blurbs <3
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Bucky was a sneaky man.
It’s why you almost didn’t catch him standing by your door, his eyes wandering, deciding if he really should wake you up.
Thankfully you were trained better than that, and peek your eyes open once you catch the sound of his breathing.
And the incredibly long sigh he lets go of.
“Buck… is there a reason you’re standing creepily outside my door?” You mumbled, your voice softened by your pillow.
He shifted his weight onto his other foot, his hand coming to scratch at his stubble. “I’m out of syrup.” He said as if it was obvious.
You groaned, stretching your sleepy limbs out while you pawed at your eyes, turning your body to the door. The red digital numbers of your clock shone bright. It was 1:27 in the morning.
“It’s one in the morning, Buck. Can’t this wait until the sun comes up?” It apparently couldn’t wait until the sun came up, at least by the sight of Bucky already dressed and with his boots on, the house keys twirling between his vibranium fingers.
“No. Please come with me?” He whines, a shy smile tugging on his lips.
You roll your eyes, a wide yawn contorting your face. A huff, then another, and one final huff for good measure- and you’re pushing up out of bed. Not without flipping Bucky off, though, which he dramatically gasped at.
You fumbled around your room, deciding to just throw on a sweatshirt that was two sizes too big and toss on your glasses instead of trying to get your contacts in while half asleep. Bucky waited impatiently at your door, staring you down. When you finally had your bearings together you faced him, brows up expectantly.
“Whatcha waiting for? Let’s go.” You grinned, shooing him out of your room with your hands patting along his chest.
The walk to the twenty-four hour mart was short, the store only being a few blocks down from the apartment. The fluorescent white lights from inside got brighter as you neared the automatic doors, Bucky’s hand closing over yours as the two of you stepped inside.
It was a habit of his, holding your hand. It was easy. Natural. Like breathing. Honestly- maybe even easier than that. It wasn’t a recent development, but something he started doing a few years back whenever the two of you were in large or crowded places. He had told you that it started because of the profound feeling he often got to protect you. If he was holding onto your hand- he could get to you faster if something happened. But one night your curiosity piqued when he reached out for your hand in Sam’s backyard during a cook-out, the only people there being friends of yours that you had known for years, unsure as to why Bucky would feel the need to protect you there of all places.
‘I just like havin’ you close, alright? Don’t make it weird…’ He had said that night in a breathy laugh, playing off how fast his heart was racing.
His heart was thumping similarly now, though quite calmer as this was routine. It led most strangers to jump to the conclusion that you two were together, but you didn’t mind the stares. You didn’t even notice them anymore.
Bucky led the both of you to the far aisle, your sneakered feet tromping against the linoleum floor. He crouched down, eyeing the handful of syrup choices on the shelves.
‘We never had so many choices back in my day. You had one or two at most, but you were lucky if you could even afford syrup- especially during the Depression.’ You remember him telling you the first time you went grocery shopping together. Bucky always had something to say when it came to shopping, mainly about the outrageous prices stores were charging nowadays. ‘Goddamn.’ Bucky had quipped, his eyes raking the pricing stickers that lined the shelves of the large grocery store you had taken him to. ‘See, in the 30s, Ma would give Becca and I a nickel or two and we’d run to one of those penny restaurants if they were open, and we’d wait in line no matter the weather. For less than ten cents we’d get enough food to last us through the week! Loafs of fresh bread and sacks of potatoes… and if we were really fuckin’ lucky, one of the older ladies that worked there would’ve made some jars of maple syrup that we could buy. I’m tellin’ you, they need to bring those prices back.’
“Do we still have enough pancake mix or should we get some more while we’re here?” He asked, pulling his head up to look at you, the white buzzing lights reflecting back from his pupils.
You hummed, squatting down next to him to look over the choices. “No, I got an extra box last time we were at the store…” You trailed off, your hand coming to grab at one of the many brown bottles. “Here, this one should last us awhile.” You turned the molded plastic toward Bucky, a large dopey smile on your face. “Look it, it’s shaped like a bear. Ain’t that cute…”
Bucky grinned from your words, remembering exactly why he loved you so damn much. An eternal ray of sunshine would be the only accurate way to describe you- even though Bucky had woken you up at one in the morning for a syrup run you still beamed at him like you had won the fucking lottery.
What outstanding deed could he have possibly done to end up with you in his life?
He cannot screw this up.
“Very cute.” He agreed, poking at your side. “Now c’mon, we got some waffles to make.”
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punkyarabella · 5 months
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You Little Minx (part two)
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Summary: Mischievous (adj.): causing or showing a fondness for causing trouble in a playful way.
Warnings: obscenities
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Part one
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Bucky frowns at the frenetic knocking on his bedroom door. He is less surprised by the mischevious grin on your face when he opens the door. He's getting used to it.
"What's going on?" He has no idea about what you have planned, but he is already smiling about it.
"I found a bunch of chalk when I went grocery shopping with Natasha," you explain, your smile never faltering. As a proof, you pull out the colorful little box you were hiding behind your back. "I thought maybe you'd want to draw too?"
He squints at you. That's too tame, there has to be a twist.
"I was thinking of drawing something obscene on the parking lot ground, right outside Sam's window," you admit, your teeth biting into your bottom lip.
"There it is," he lets out a chuckle. "I'm in."
You cheer and he picks up his jacket, a small smile still stuck to his lips. He follows you outside, and you both sit on the cold asphalt. The air is nippy and smells humid, but you seem to be on a mission. Exchanging the different colors between you two, you draw a bunch of penises, some colorful insults, and Bucky signs the bottom with a "you're a bitch, Wilson".
You lean back on your knees, chuckling at the Falcon wings you just added to one of the penises. Bucky stands up, happy with his own work. Taking your hand, he pulls you up, just as a window opens two floors above you.
"You're children, guys," Sam shouts.
"You like it?" You yell with a smile.
"It's beautiful," he shrugs, "except for the parts that Barnes drew."
"Hey, fuck you," Bucky frowns.
"Anyway, it's gonna rain, so it won't stay long," Sam adds as he closes the window.
Right on cue, a drop lands on Bucky's forehead. He glances at you, but you are still smiling. You turned from the building to look at your artwork. More drops start to fall, and the colors mix in the little puddles.
"You knew it was going to rain?" he raises an eyebrow.
You glance at him and nod, "It's really pretty when the rain washes the colors away."
Bucky struggles to tear his eyes away from you, to look at the ground again. The chalk creates swirls of colors, turning the penises into shapeless blobs of rainbow. You keep watching, standing in the rain, until most of the colors are either gone or turned to brown.
"Let's get inside, you're gonna get soaked," he chuckles at the wet strands of hair falling in front of your face.
"I'm already soaked," you laugh, but follow him towards the door. "I've got some confetti to put inside the air vents of Tony's new car. Wanna help me?"
How could he say no to that?
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March 2024 MTH fills
The best way to see all the fills that have been shared with us is our monthly roundups tag or our #MTH-fills channel on our Discord, but you can also view them through the following methods:
Our Tumblr tags: 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023
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To find specific content, use our completed works tag lists above which includes instructions on how to search for a particular character, gen or romantic relationship, universe, and fanwork type. 
SOLO CHARACTERS
Hobie Brown
@jacketpotatoo - Art of Hobie stitching together his Spider-Man outfit for @nostalgicatsea
Marc Spector
@newnewyorker93 - Felt beanbag Moon Knight sachet for @ruquas
GEN/PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS
Bucky Barnes & Natasha Romanov
MedeaV/@medeafive - "Winter at the beach" (Bucky & Nat fic where Bucky has a hard time adjusting to modern swimwear) for @puzzlebean
Bucky Barnes & Natasha Romanov & Steve Rogers & Sam Wilson
@bulkyphrase - Wooden Captain America: The Winter Soldier alphabet block set for Maiasaura
Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers & Tony Stark & Sam Wilson
swtalmnd/@amysnotdeadyet - "Feed" (Bucky & Sam & Steve & Tony gen AU fic (background Bucky/Tony) where Steve and Sam go grocery shopping and bring back what they bought to the tower) for @saganarojanaolt and newtypeshadow (MTH 2022)
Steve Rogers & Thor
happyaspie/@yes-i-am-happyaspie - Art of MCU Steve showing Thor his drawing while they have an ice cream break on the side of a road during their road trip for @marvakakittenwrites
SHIPS
Bucky Barnes/Helmut Zemo
Alistair Nightly - Podfic of "Five Alarm Neighbors," a Bucky/Zemo non-powered AU fic where Zemo wants to get the attention of firefighter neighbor Bucky by @six-demon-bag for Lady Gigi
Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Flowering Glass/@floweringglass - A set of Bucky/Steve/Tony-themed stained glass trinket boxes that can come together into one design for @tehroserose
Juulna/@juuls - Podfic of "One Date Wonder," a Bucky/Steve/Tony non-powered AU fic about Steve and Bucky helping out Tony, who's luckless at dating for @aquatigermice
Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark
@amysnotdeadyet/swtalmnd - "Catalytic" (AU fic where Bucky and Tony make lasagna) for newtypeshadow and @saganarojanaolt (MTH 2022) - "Fuel" (AU fic where Bucky and Tony talk about cooking) for newtypeshadow and saganarojanaolt (MTH 2022)
snarkyship/@snarkyship-main - "A Marriage of Convenience" (Bucky/Tony arranged marriage and mistaken identity medieval/fantasy AU comic) (also on Tumblr) for @massivespacewren (MTH 2022)
Bucky Barnes/Loki
Lalaith Quetzalli/@lalaithquetzallicaresi - Cover/poster for "I Have a Heart," an MCU Bucky/Loki A/B/O AU fic by and for @marvakakittenwrites - Cover/poster for "Grief Stricken Souls," a Bucky/Loki A/B/O AU fic where the two meet at a bereavement support group by and for marvakakittenwrites
Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
ArielT and NickiB - "On the Grid" (MCU Clint/Coulson fic where Phil teaches Clint how to live on the grid) for @winter-angst
Jack Rollins/Brock Rumlow
@ruquas - "The burdens I took to change the ones you have" (Brock Rumlow/Jack Rollins non-powered soulmate hurt/comfort AU fic) for @kalika999 (MTH 2022)
Loki/Tony Stark
Lalaith Quetzalli/@lalaithquetzallicaresi - Header/banner for "Best Laid Plans," a Loki/Tony A/B/O AU fic by and for marvakakittenwrites
Matt Murdock/Foggy Nelson
Marvel_Kitten - "Too Late, Buddy!" (post-Daredevil S01E06 MCU Matt/Foggy fic where Foggy finds out about Matt's secret double life) for @kimmycup
@not-madder-red - "Cats And Bags" (dark Matt/Foggy AU fic where Foggy tries to prevent Matt, whom he thinks is an asshole, from dating Karen by catfishing Matt) for @missmoochy
Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Juulna/@juuls - Podfic of "Here to Stay," a post-Endgame Steve/Tony fic where Steve stays at Tony's cabin by @avengersnewb for @ishipallthings
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Getting To Know Them
Pairing: Grumpy!Bucky Barnes x Sunshine!Reader
A/N: Well, this is a little embarrassing, but I sort of forgot to cross post an installation of the Grumpy Sunshine series. So... this one was a little different, some otp prompts I did while I was taking finals and also writing Two Sides of The Same Coin.
Who is the one who yells to their partner from one room and the other one repeatedly yells 'what' from another?
It's you- you're the one that yells 'what' over and over again. Bucky has super soldier hearing, and depending on what the other person is doing, usually Bucky's the one that just goes to the other room to tell you whatever he needs to tell you. But there are definitely times when he waits to hear your sigh of defeat when you just decide to leave the room you're in to go find out what's going on.
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Who shops for groceries?
The two of you do it together. You tend to just aimlessly walk through the store, grabbing things that you feel like with very little rhyme or reason. Bucky, your human impulse control, is the only thing stopping you from buying the entire cereal aisle. And you're the only thing stopping Bucky from exclusively eating take-out with the occasional plum.
Who likes to make the other food?
Bucky's not good at cooking. You try to be nice about it, but his cooking skills were clearly left in the 40's when all food used to be boiled. You've currently banned him from being in the kitchen after a well-intentioned date night dinner almost burned down your kitchen. What can he say, he didn't know that an oil fire couldn't be put out with water.
Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking while cooking?
Again, there's a reason you do most of the cooking. Bucky's been banned from the kitchen until further notice and you have no intention of lifting that ban any time soon.
Who eats the other's uneaten pizza crusts?
Bucky. Plain and simple.
How do they handle planes rides together?
You handing Bucky a parachute even though he insists that he doesn't need one. 
How do they express their feelings? 
You're an overly affectionate person, you hang all over people unless they explicitly tell you to stop or that it makes them uncomfortable. Most of the time Bucky's cool with that, because he knows that's how you present yourself to other people. What sets him aside is that you tell him about your past, you allow yourself to have a full range of feelings in front of him.
And Bucky's, he's more the silent acts of service kind of guy. He'll order your favorite food when you don't feel like cooking, or when you're upset and he buys you little knick-knacks that remind him of you. In public, he's pretty cold, he lets you hold his hand and jump all over him, but you have to work at coaxing a smile out of him. In private, he's got no problem demanding that you cuddle with him or shower him in affection.
Who kills the spiders?
You don't let Bucky kill spiders. You don't like them, you don't want them in your house, but you refuse to let him kill them. The first time you told him that, he promptly reminded you that you were living with a former assassin. You were not swayed. Instead, you make him take them outside. He doesn't have the heart to tell you that they'd probably just make their way back inside. 
Who has a hobby only the other one knows about?
Bucky's taken up knitting with you. You're not allowed to tell Sam- or Steve.
Who takes playful pictures of the other while they aren't looking?
Bucky's great at candids, not that anyone would ever know that. His lock screen is a picture of you staring out the window, a picture no one else has ever seen considering he's a real stickler about other people, excluding you, looking at his phone. Since he's upgraded to a smartphone, he's constantly taking picture of you when you're not looking. You've got an inclination to real pictures, you've got a whole wall of Polaroids to prove it, but it's kind of hard to take one without Bucky noticing.
Where do they like to go on 3AM adventures?
Nowhere! Like the real old man he is, Bucky's always saying that nothing good ever happens after midnight, and if he can help it you two won't be out wandering the street at night. If the two of you are up that late, you're watching movies, playing board games and on one occasion building an elaborate fort with all the blankets and pillows you found in the house.
Who would accidentally become a meme?
Is it an accident if Sam posts his memes of Bucky on Twitter himself?
Who worries about what they will look like when they get older?
The two of you are more live in the moment people, but on the occasion that you do think about your future with Bucky, you revel in growing old with him, in the feeling of being your average domestic couple. Bucky's less concerned about what he looks like as he gets older, and more about you suddenly realizing his past is more than what you can tolerate. On a lighter note, Sam's the one that introduced the two of you to skin care. Bucky's definitely caught you and Sam both sitting on the couch with face masks on.
Who hogs the blanket?
Bucky's a tall guy, he can't help it sometimes especially considering you've only got one of those small throw blankets on the couch. You're perfectly content with lying on his chest when he does though. Sam suggested that the two of you just get another blanket, to which Bucky vehemently objected.
Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?
You're the one that usually needs a box of tissues. And though Bucky will deny it for the rest of his life, you've definitely caught him shedding a tear or two at The Notebook.
Who talks smack while playing video games?
Surprisingly, you. The first time you beat Sam in Mario Kart, you stood on the couch, jumping up and down celebrating your victory while Sam grumbled on about how it was just luck. Bucky fell in love with you just a little bit more that day.
Who sings along with the radio?
Again, you, but you haven't missed Bucky mouthing the words and nodding his head to your favorite songs.
What would their song to each other be?
For you, I mean Taylor Swift anyone? Daylight, Lover, New Year's Day, Cornelia Street, Paper Rings...The list could go on and on. 
For Bucky, Say You Won't Let Go, Can't Help Falling in Love, At Last... He thinks the best love songs are the ones that make him want to slow dance with you in the living room, and he does- constantly.
How did they know that they were right for each other?
Since you two got together, Bucky swears that it was love at first sight, loving you from the very moment you put that flower in his hand, but you're convinced that he hated, or at the very least strongly disliked, you for a long time. For you, you were sure that he was it for you when he accidentally blurted that he loved you for the first time in the middle of yelling at you for being reckless on a mission. 
Who proposes?
We'll find out soon. *wink wink*
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A/N: Like I said, you can tell this was very early on in the series, but I don't gatekeep. So... the long lost installation, that wasn't lost at all. (and if you have any other prompts I'd love to hear them) Thanks for reading! 💛
Reblogs and comments are always appreciated 💛
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Bucky Barnes Shopping HCs
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Grocery shopping:
Bucky going grocery shopping would be both funny and sad. Food would be more of a basic thing to him, just a means to survive, until you opened him up more to the idea of learning to cook different comfort foods. No matter what some ff writers say, I firmly believe that because of the era he grew up in/environment he was kept in, he doesn’t know how to cook. He would’ve been the kind of boy to sit and watch his mom cook, but never would’ve joined in. Now that he has freedom, I can see him following your advice and would try to recreate old recipes his mom used to make for him. That would be a never-ending project for him and he would definitely ask both you and Sam to help him taste test. It would take him a long time to figure out cooking, like what kind of spices to use, different types of cuisine, etc. Bucky would definitely go to smaller grocery stores, like farmers markets, because that’s what would feel the most natural to him, the most comfortable. I am also a strong believer that Bucky hates jello with a passion. I don’t know why but it’s just not him.
Clothes shopping:
Bucky going clothes shopping alone and going clothes shopping with you would be two VERY different things. When Bucky first went clothes shopping alone (after hydra/shield yk…) he would’ve been SO overwhelmed by the choices. It was a lifetime ago that he had the opportunity to choose so he wouldn’t know what to get. He wouldn’t really have a sense of style either and would end up quickly buying the most generic clothes (henleys, tees, etc.) so he could blend in with the crowd easily. But around the time TFATWS took place, he would start to get back out into the world, and would definitely take shopping as something a bit more significant. It’s still definitely not his favourite activity, but he’s slowly learning to incorporate his own style/what he enjoys (leather jacket, TIGHT tee shirts).
If he went shopping with you, he would enjoy it A LOT more. He’d love watching you try things on and would be convinced that you’d have to get every single outfit. Alone, he probably wouldn’t try this but with you, he would check out the food court and get something to eat. He’d really like the food court because of all the types of food they have available from different cultures. All in all, he would purely enjoy having people around and not needing to be anxious. He would love walking around with you and having a “normal” experience. That would mean the world to him.
Gift shopping:
The holidays would be such a stressful time for Bucky because he would not like gift shopping. It’s not that he doesn’t like giving gifts, it’s that the shopping, picking, and planning itself is so exhausting. He would have no idea what to get for his loved ones. He’s definitely more of a people pleaser so he wants to get something that people will use and enjoy, no matter the price. In the end, he would ponder over his options for an absurd amount of time and then get something more last minute. He wouldn’t expect the person to like the gift and would downplay it so much, but the receiver would love it. He’d be in disbelief for a while but then would be so happy that he got a gift that someone loved.
Car shopping:
Bucky going car shopping would be an ordeal. This man just wants a nice, comfortable method of transportation but of course it’s not that easy. He would end up going to a car shop that was around back in the day, something like Chevrolet but would be so confused at all the new different kinds of cars there are. He doesn’t really understand why some people are obsessed with cars, to him it’s just a thing that gets you places (it’s not like it flies). He would almost give up on the idea of buying a car, but then he’d happen to walk past an older garage shop and see a few older vehicles. He would be pleased at the lack of confusing language and would see an older motorcycle and would just buy it immediately. The owner of the shop would be so confused at a simple walk-in purchase but Bucky would be so happy that this mission of his was over.
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hi!!! happy headcanon for sarah and bucky cause I want the best for them 🥹
hi nonnie! thank you so much for this ask and i hope my answer is what you were looking for! if not, i hope it is at least an acceptable alternative. also, i’m really sorry it took so long and i greatly appreciate your patience!
happy: i’m gonna start with what makes sarah happy. as we learned in episodes one and five of tfatws, one thing that makes her happy is feeding those less fortunate, taking care of her community; i also believe she’s happy hanging out with aj and cass, being out on the water in the boat, pitting her will against the waves, eating good food with good people, the sound of the wind in the leaves, looking at the starry night sky (although it was a little bittersweet when sam was dusted, she’d look up and wonder if he was out there)… i think a lot of what makes her happy are the simple pleasures in life
we don’t really ever get to see what makes bucky happy, other than going out dancing (ca:tfa). although, i do think he seemed much more at ease tending the goats in wakanda (infinity war), so i feel comfortable saying manual labor, working outside with his hands, is something that makes him feel at ease. we do get to see him in episode six of tfatws playing around with aj and cass and letting the kids hang off his arm as he flirts with sarah, so i also feel comfortable assuming being around kids makes him happy. and we all saw episode five of tfatws and that big ol’ real smile he gave sarah; she’s definitely someone who makes him happy just to be around; other things that make him happy: choosing his own clothes, choosing what he eats, choosing when he eats… basically choice being an option for him is something that makes him happy, baseball on the radio, a nice cold beer on a hot day, a good cup of coffee, a soft warm blanket, simple pleasures that he can enjoy without fear make him happy.
initially, just being able to be around sarah, smell her warm-skin-lotion-perfume smell, hear her heart beat in her chest (and the way it speeds up a little when she sees him), hearing her voice and her laugh… all that is enough to make him happy, he’s content with that
for sarah, at the start of their thing, it makes her happy to simply notice bucky, to know that part of her didn’t die with her husband (the last five years have been… a lot, not to mention the highly limited dating pool), having a crush again makes her happy
when they first start dating, the little things he does make her happy, like giving her flowers and opening doors for her, it’s nice to feel special again; as their relationship progresses, it makes her happy how seamlessly bucky fits into their life, it makes her happy to be on the boat with him, pulling up crab pots in quiet synchronicity, few words needed between them, all the different versions of his smile make her happy but she thinks her favorite is that half-smile of his, she always wants to kiss it right off his face (and it REALLY makes her happy that she can kiss it right off his face); in the beginning, it makes him happy to be able to do the little things for her that he used to do, to engage in the familiar rituals of courtship, to open doors and pull out chairs and flirt with a pretty girl again and hear her laugh, it makes him really happy that the pretty girl in question is such an amazing woman
i think, for these two, just being together makes them happy, just spending time with each other doing everyday life things like washing dishes together or sweeping up or curling up on the couch (well, kind of, so long as one of them doesn’t mind their legs hanging off of it) or snuggling together in bed or going grocery shopping or dropping off food at the shelter… they’re just happy to do stuff together. and, yeah, you fuckin’ bet your ass they’re happy having sex with each other, to discover what feels good together and laugh about positions that were maybe a lil too ambitious
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dating bucky barnes and sam wilson would include....
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A/N: this is probably the longest headcanon I ever wrote lmao. anyways, enjoy!
first off, let me say, being in a relationship with them is always a rollercoaster.
whether it's going on a mission and not knowing if everyone of y'all is going to survive or shopping groceries with them and fighting over what you should eat for dinner
you love watching soap operas with them every night
and discussing the last episode you watched  next morning at the breakfast table
"Why did Geraldine hook up with Paul though?"
"No, the real question is WHY would Paul do that to Emma?!"
you're invested
calling them "the boys" whenever you're talking about them to other people
"Yeah, the boys and I watched soap operas all night..."
"The boys forgot to buy potatoes again..."
them telling you to stop calling them that
when you ask why, they say they're your boyfriends and they want to be perceived as such and not just as some random boys in your life
So you start calling them "the boyfriends" and they love it
they're very protective of you
whenever you go on missions they always worry so much
they don't want you to get hurt
they would rather have you working a safer job, like idk teacher or something
but you argue with them that teachers are not that safe either bc of school shootings
and you're needed at your current job
when you do get hurt really badly one day they get very mad
all hell breaks loose
whoever did that is certainly gonna pay for it
After missions you usually go and get hotdogs
It's like a tradition almost
most of the time, you talk about how your little adventure went and discuss your every move, giving tips on how to do better next time
it really helps
but when y'all are not in the mood, you just sit there, eating quietly
It's really peaceful
when bucky has nightmares again and can't sleep you go for late night drives
one of you gets the fast food
the other one gets the music
and you drive around the city
you and bucky in the back seats, wrapped in blankets, looking out the mirror
and Sam in the driver's seat
after 30 minutes, bucky's usually asleep again
you and sam love to cook together
Sam learned it from his sister and you learned it from your momma
let's just say together you're a force to be reckoned with
You make the most delicious Christmas dinner and the most delicious creme brûlée and the most delicious pancakes
Bucky is so lucky to have you because that boy can't cook at all
he's always bragging to the other Avengers about the delicious food you make and how good you can cook
whenever you meet new people, you're usually inviting them over to your apartment and you and Sam cook
Bucky loves you and Sam very much
One time he overheard one of the avengers making a not so nice joke about the two of you and he was like
"Excuse me?! That's the loves of my life and my emotional support persons you're talking about"
He kicked their asses
Bucky is probably the most protective one
he's always scared he'll lose you and Sam
gets jealous pretty easily
he can be clingy, but that mostly happens at home
he's afraid to show his soft side outside of your apartment
he loves holding you
Mostly little spoon with Sam and big spoon with you
They love saying "that's my girl" or "atta girl" to you
especially when you're in the middle of a fight and you just killed that ugly alien or you saved Bucky from being kidnapped or you knocked that really tall and strong guy out
you pretend to find it annoying but you secretly love it
but since you're not an unattractive woman, "that's my girl" can quickly turn into "hey, that's my girl"
Of course Bucky and Sam hate that every damn guy in the world is drooling over you but I mean, what can ya do you're just that hot
sometimes they're like "wow you look stunning in that dress but let's just stay home because we want you only for ourselves"
But you ain't having it so you always end up going to that party
So, fights
fights can be really intense
especially with bucky
I mean, that dude is/was a frickin supersoldier
lots of shouting
It can get pretty ugly
and Bucky never hesitates to do his death stare
lots and lots of them trying to prove their masculinity to each other
bucky is a little drama queen so he's gonna be pouting for hours after a fight
It annoys Sam
Bucky shouting at you and Sam
and feeling like crap after doing so
He never means to lose his temper, he just can't help it
One time he threw a vase and one of the pieces gave you a big cut on your cheek
he hid in his room for several days because he wasn't able to face you
He felt so bad, he couldn't believe how he could ever hurt you, his princess, his angel
Everytime he sees the scar you still have on your cheek he wants to beat himself up
You try to reassure him of course, that you know he never meant to hurt you and that you know he loves you
and god forbid you cry during a fight
then it's done, it's over
they cannot stand to see you cry
especially because you don't cry a lot, so they know it's really bad when you do
same for bucky and Sam ofc
After a fight, y'all buy flowers for each other and it's all good
Y'all can never stay mad for too long
Y'all love each other too much
Okay, but teasing
So much teasing
It's not even sexual
just straight up making fun of each other
you love insulting each other, kind of roasting the other person
But no one
Literally no one, except you three,
is allowed to make fun of you
One time Tony made a bad joke about Sam (like not funny, if it's funny it's alright) and bucky and you went ballistic on him
Sam had to hold both of you back
They know now it's not good to mess with y'all
I swear to God, you have so many insiders
You can't count them on both hands
sometimes you're just sitting with the other Avengers and one of you'll say "do you remember that one time...?" and literally not say anything else and crack up laughing
the other Avengers are literally so annoyed with you three
especially Tony
like you're so annoying
1. because you're such a perfect couple
2. you constantly bicker
3. you're very sarcastic
probably the most sarcastic couple to exist on earth
sleeping together in one big bed
bucky : next to the door so he can kill everything that tries to walk in
you: in the middle
sam: next to the window because he gets hot pretty quickly
You don't use pet names like "sweetheart" or "darling" or "babe"
you think it's weird and it feels unnatural
either you call yourselves by your real names or "insult-names"
like "weirdo", "dipshit", "asshole", "stupid", "fool", "bonehead", "creep"
you don't use them as insults though, well, mostly
you call each other these names like everyday, you use them like pet names, always a smile on your faces when saying them
in conclusion, cutest throuple in the world
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