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vililae · 7 months

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Pre-Weirdmageddon, running into each other again in the Shack and kinda wanting to hang out but also still so angry at each other.

And of course they actually reconcile while they're totally sloshed before promptly forgetting it happened by morning.

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[ID: A Gravity Falls comic. Ford scowls, "Oh, you've got to be kidding me." Stan is sitting in the living room armchair while holding a beer, and he says dryly, "Look, Ford, you can be mad at me, or you can get drunk with me, but you can't do both." Ford pulls out a bottle and replies, "Yeah? Just watch me." End ID]

[Plain text: And of course they actually reconcile while they're totally sloshed before promptly forgetting it happened by morning. End PT]

#ford pines #stanford pines #stan pines #stanley pines #stan twins #gravity falls #vililae art #alcohol tw #quote source: bojack horseman

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daddiesdrarryy · 29 days

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Harry: Maybe because you’re skinny, and maybe because you’re pretty, you’re used to getting away with things, Malfoy

Harry: But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and not understanding that you’re a horrible person does not make you less of a horrible person

Draco: You think I’m pretty?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 28 days

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Bruce: I need you to sober up.

Tony: First of all, rude. Second, gross. And third, why?

#source: bojack horseman #bruce banner #bruce banner incorrect quotes #hulk #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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uncorrectintamed · 2 months

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Wen Qing: Why are you helping us so much?

Wei Wuxian: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #wen qing #incorrect quotes #source: bojack horseman

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harringroveera · 2 months

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Billy likes to focus on the positive things these days

#harringrove #yes he does billy he does #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #steve x billy #harringrove textpost #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington #harringrove meme #harringrove edit #steve harrington x billy hargrove #steve harrington meme #billy hargrove meme #source: bojack horseman

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Damian is upset and Barbara try to comfort him.

Barbara : " Look, dick thinks the world of you."

Damian : " Grayson thinks the world of Pop Tarts."

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radiobelle-bitxch · 2 months

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Vaggie: Admit it! You like Charlie!

Alastor: Oh, nonsense. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yes. Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Am I the kind of man who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course, but do I 'like' her? The answer's no.

Vaggie:...

Alastor: See? You have nothing to worry about, darling.

#charlastor #radiobelle #incorrect quotes #source: bojack horseman #I can hear this with their voices #he's charliesexual #i love that hc #because it makes this quote even better #like 'I only fantasize because it's her' thing #and only 2 positions cuz he probably doesn't know more lmao

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 9 months

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Mona Lisa: Maybe because you're muscular, and maybe because you're handsome you're used to getting away with things, but I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others and I HATE you and you are a horrible person and you not understanding that you're a horrible person DOESN'T make you less of a horrible person! Raph: ... Raph: You think I'm handsome?

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: bojack horseman #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mona lisa #raphael #ramona

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incorrect-record-of-ragnarok · 9 months

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Brunhilde: You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport. Buddha: What?! A kaleidoscope? *looks in* I’m not fi-S H A P E S A N D C O L O R S T H E L I K E S OF W H I C H I ’ V ‘E N E V E R S E E N

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorret quotes #incorrect record of ragnarok #snv buddha #snv brunhilde #source: bojack horseman

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spn-lesbian · 1 year

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Charlie: so, you're the famous Castiel

Cas: I'm not famous. You might have confused me with another, more famous Castiel

Charlie: I know, um, I just meant because Dean talks about you so much, I feel like you're famous

Cas: oh well, that was not clear

#source: bojack horseman #spn #incorrect spn quotes #destiel #charlie bradbury #castiel #dean winchester #supernatural #incorrect supernatural quotes #deancas #dean x castiel #incorrect destiel

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incorrect-losers · 4 months

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Georgie: Ever since I was a baby, people always said I looked like my brother

Richie: That’s a TERRIBLE thing to say to a baby

#Georgie is giggling as Bill’s glaring #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #george denbrough #georgie denbrough #richie tozier #bill denbrough #source: bojack horseman

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team-iceflower · 7 months

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Weiss: I'm glad I knew you too.

Ruby: "Knew" huh?

Weiss: Mm.

Ruby: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if this night was the last time we ever talked to each other?

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #source: bojack horseman #YALL IM SORRY THIS IS SO SAD BUT FITS THEM TOO WELL

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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months

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Wade: Why are you calling me this late?

Peter: I need your help. I’ve done something bad. Very bad.

Wade: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Peter: What? No, it’s not… why would I…

#source: bojack horseman #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool incorrect quotes #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #spider man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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uncorrectintamed · 1 year

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Wei Wuxian: What about you? Are you close with your father?

Lan Wangji: ...

Lan Wangji: Uneventful.

Wei Wuxian: What?

Lan Wangji: What?

Wei Wuxian: I asked if you were close with your father, and you sat here in silence for 5 minutes and then said, "uneventful".

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #incorrect quotes #source: bojack horseman #200

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 1 year

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Cleric: Why are you calling me at three in the morning?

Paladin: I did something bad, something very bad.

Cleric: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Paladin: What? No, it’s not—why would I—

#cleric #paladin #incorrect quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #submission #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #mod meme #greatwyrmgold #source: bojack horseman

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Bruce : " Here, you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport."

Dick : " What ? A kaleidoscope ? I’m not five."

Dick : *Looks through kaleidoscope*

Dick : " Shapes and colours the likes of which I’ve never seen~ "

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