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visionsofmacbeth · 2 hours ago
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Au where the “somewhere else” that Jon and Martin end up in is the Mystery Shack’s basement (at some point post-season two, probably). Y’know. Cuz portal. Soos is the one who finds them and after a terse standoff and an almost knife-fight, Ford ends up elbow-deep in tapes and jmart has matching sweaters within the hour. I know the timeline is fucky but can you imagine Martin and Stan sitting on the couch and regaling each other with stories of their apocalypses and eye monsters? Can you imagine Dipper begging Jon to tell him everything, and Jon refusing?? The immense tension and mistrust between Ford and Jon, a frost so thick only Mabel Pines could thaw?
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jetzflare25 · 2 hours ago
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There are so many different ways to swap Stan and Ford in a canonically accurate version of Gravity Rises. Most of them probably involve Stanley going by Lee and Stanford going by Stan, and this post will be adjusted accordingly. I'm not sorry for confusing you guys.
Stan goes to Backupsmore, but goes another path that doesn't lead him to Gravity Falls. Lee gets banned from a bunch of states but manages to make things work in Gravity Falls.
Stan's project is ruined but he's accepted into WCT anyway. This doesn't get rid of his resentment for what Lee did.
Nothing happens to the project, but Lee gets kicked out at the age of 18 simply because Fillbrick doesn't want to raise a high school dropout.
Stan gets kicked out for failing the science fair and Lee goes to Backupsmore, then goes to Gravity Falls.
Or you could just do a Reverse Portal AU.
Actually Stanley getting lost in the portal isn't even necessary, just have the kids live with Stanford and wait until quite a bit into the story for them to learn of Stanley's existence.
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verysorrytobother · 3 hours ago
I'm a sucker for Shanklin, so how about our favorite grunks reminiscing about their old pet for the birthday fic request fest? ^_^
Thanks for the request! (Sorry it’s not on their actual birthday, life happened and work has been crazy lately. But hey, it’s still technically their birthday week, so I’m counting this as a win!)
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Stan and Ford sat aboard the Stan O’ War II, fishing rods in hand. They hadn’t caught anything in the last three hours, but it didn’t really matter—they were content, only occasionally breaking the comfortable silence with a comment or quip. The approaching sunset cast the ocean in a golden glow, and all was peaceful.
Stan suddenly snickered.
Ford turned to him with a raised eyebrow, the corner of his mouth quirking into a smile of its own. (Stanley’s laugh was contagious that way—it always had been.) “What’s so funny?”
“I just...” Stan continued chuckling. “I just remembered something. That’s all.”
Ford turned fully to face him. “Really? What is it?” While most of Stan’s memories had returned, he occasionally went through lapses that were typically...less than pleasant. The laughter was certainly a nice change of pace.
Unless he remembered the kissing machine, Ford thought, suddenly horrified. Thankfully, that wasn’t it.
“Shanklin.”
A barrage of memories flooded Ford’s mind, and then he was laughing, too.
“Ah, yes,” he said. “Shanklin the stab possum. Part pet, part assassin—”
“—the perfect weapon!” Stan finished, wiping his eye. “Oh man, Sixer. I can’t believe ya let me carry that thing around in my pants. Little guy could’ve bit my balls off!”
Ford shrugged. “Shanklin didn’t seem to mind. Besides, trying to talk you out of something is about as difficult as raising the dead.”
“You’ve raised the dead,” Stan pointed out.
“Yes, but it took me a while to get the spell right.”
They laughed again. Stan switched his fishing rod to the other hand so he could clap Ford on the shoulder. They sat in silence for a while longer.
“He was a good pet,” Stan finally said.
Ford nodded and hummed in affirmation.
“Wonder what happened to ‘im.”
Ford could tell from the way Stan said it that his brother was worried about perhaps having forgotten Shanklin’s fate.
“I haven’t the foggiest idea, either,” he offered. “He just vanished one day. Disappeared without a trace. We searched up and down the beach, the boardwalk—you even made ‘missing’ posters. But we never found him.”
Stan sighed and scowled. “What is it with people in this family ‘disappearin’ without a trace?’”
“To be fair, I left plenty of traces...oh, no. What’s that look for?”
Stan was indeed giving him a Look—the one that usually meant, “I’ve just had a terrible idea that’s probably going to get us into all sorts of trouble.”
“I’ve got a great idea,” Stan started.
Ford groaned. Here we go.
“Shanklin vanished. Without a trace.”
“Yes, we’ve established that.”
“So obviously, it means we time-traveled back ta Glass Shard Beach and picked him up!” Stan said, clapping his hands and rubbing them together gleefully. “The you-and-me from right now, I mean! C’mon, poindexter, fire up the time machine! We got a possum ta steal!”
Ford rolled his eyes. Only Stanley would plan a time-heist against himself. “Alright, first off, we don’t have a time machine.”
“Eh, you could make one.”
“I can’t just make a time machine..!”
Stan raised an eyebrow.
“...we don’t have the right materials,” Ford continued sheepishly. “And Fiddleford isn’t here.”
Stan’s face fell, but then it brightened a moment later. “Next time we’re in Gravity Falls, then!”
Ford sighed. “Stan, it’s not that simple. The Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squad has made it clear that we’re not to meddle with the time stream anymore—”
“They’re just pissed that we beat them in Globnar,” Stan grumbled.
“—and we have no idea the number of alternate timelines we might create. Besides, we don’t know what happened to Shanklin. He could have been hit by a car, he could have had baby possums of his own...” Ford’s voice softened. “Or maybe he was found and adopted by another small child in need of a friend.
“Not everything has a satisfactory answer, Stanley—not all mysteries should be explored.” He chuckled. “Trust me, I know that better than most.”
Stan sniffed and wiped “dust” from his eye. “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Would’ve been nice though.”
“Yes,” Ford said with a smile. “It would have.” He reached down for his Pitt Cola, then held it out. “To Shanklin.”
Stan clinked his own can against his brother’s, and together, they watched the sun set.
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“Also, next time ya go jumpin’ ta investigate some eldritch abomination, I’m remindin’ ya that ‘not all mysteries should be explored.’”
“Shut up, knucklehead.”
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mandareeboo · 4 hours ago
So now that your run through FMA :B is over, how would you compare the hubris of two stubborn Geniuses who took a great fall from grace: Edward Elric and Stanford Pines? I’d love your take on their major inciting incident (human transmutation v falling into the portal), their discovery of the major secret that could end the world, the final battle and the end of canon. How do you feel their development compares? And also, they have very different relationships with their brother, so that may be an interesting angle to discuss.
Honestly, I don't think they're comparable, simply because Ford made a fully adult decision with his adult brain to work with creatures from another dimension with little background info. Ed was just a lil kid who thought he'd cracked a way to get his mommy back, and everything after was him trying to protect and help his baby brother.
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purplealpacacandy · 17 hours ago
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I was thinking about Ford's 'NEW DIMENSION CHECKLIST' and searched for him the meaning of 'Silver Fox' and here's what I got..
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If I was Ford and saw this, "Silver Fox? but why is there a man beside the creature by the definition? On the other hand that man is quite good looki-.. OHH.."
Haha took ya long enough..
Shout out to Anderson Cooper for a splendid representation of a Silver Fox..😉😅😄
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anthophilafalls · 18 hours ago
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What is Stanley Pines’s middle name??!
(my bet is it’s something close to Caryn, since his brother‘s middle name is after his dad. Maybe Carson? Or maybe it’s the same as Fords haha, their parents didn’t mind naming them the same thing in the first place lmao)
In an unrelated note what is the wackiest middle name you have ever heard? One time I told my friend a middle name someone I knew had, as well as “Filbrick” from Gravity Falls and she said Filbrick sounded more believable than this other name haha (not putting the name here cuz it’s my friends middle name and they deserve privacy and respect, plus their middle name is still really cute despite being incredibly unique lmao)
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littleartdump · 22 hours ago
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Happy late birthday to the Stan twins! !
I'm so proud of the final result. They are my favorite duo/characters. Since I started to re watch the serie back in March I didn't notice how much I love these guys until now.
They are my babes, i love them.
Smooch smooch
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daidz-art · 23 hours ago
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CW: BODYHORROR, BLOOD
I love the Not-Deer. I want one. Idk what they eat so I’d give it everything until I find what it likes.
Please reblog if you like it! It helps grow my account! 🦷🫀
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Honestly, give a buck some privacy fellas. 🙄🙄🙄
Rip Fiddleford’s anxiety. I find it quite relatable lol. I imagine the experiences that scared Fidds the most took place at night.
Also, maybe it’s NOT blood…..maybe he got into a jar of jam.
You may tag as fiddauthor if you’d like.
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ollie-artz · a day ago
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*shouts from the top of a parking garage* I HAVE ART BLOCKKKKKKK
drawing in pen always helps bc i don't have to obsess over erasing mistakes
also plasma sword
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strawcherrydeercake · a day ago
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he deserves it
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Ford is non binary
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ciphomime · a day ago
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finally, the dynamic explained
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