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[headcanonthings]

Tony, texting Harley while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.

Harley: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this.

Tony: 10, get me out of here.

Harley: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Peter: *explaining that when his spider sense whistles he gets very tense, with palpitations in his chest and he is in full alert state*

Tony: what you described… is anxiety

Peter: … what?

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[random-incorrect-things]

Pepper: You're drunk.

Tony: Correction; drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Pepper.

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

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[jonasdirection101]

Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”

Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”

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[floilee]

(Kate, Peter and Yelena leaving together)

Natasha: Should I worry?

Yelena: No.

Clint: Should I worry?

Kate: No.

Tony: Should I worry? Please, say no.

Peter: If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths

Tony: That’s a no for me.

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[eatlembasbread]

Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

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[checkingoutforheroes]

Cheese.

Y/n, try to soothe their crying baby: I know you can't tell me what's wrong but at least please stop crying for a moment.

Natasha: Is it the diaper? Hungry?

Y/n, almost mad: Oh maybe I didn't check it. Nat, it is the first thing I checked! I changed his diaper, I gave him bottle, I breastfeed him, check his tummy! Everything that comes to mind.

Natasha, takes her baby: It's alright baby, please stop crying soon or your mommy will cry too. We both know that she's a lot to handle.

Y/n, put back her water from the fridge: What did you said?!

Natasha: Nothing babe.

Tony: Whoaa, what's with all the fuss? Can't figure out why your baby crying? *looking at y/n

Y/n: Why are you at me?

Tony: Because you're the mother. You birth him. Don't you two have some kind of bond or something?

Natasha: Tony..

Y/n: How am I supposed to know what he said. He's a baby! He can't even talk! Not a fucking word! I don't understand the crying language Stark! Nobody does!

Tony: jeeeeezzzz. I'm trying to help!

Y/n trowing cheese at Tony but it fallen on the baby's head and all silent: What in the world-

Tony: Told you, that you guys have special bond!

Y/n: That cheese was meant for you. Now hush!

Natasha: Thank you, cheese. Never in my life I thanked a thing but here I am, thanking a slice of cheese. Yeaaa, you did it mommy! Yes, mommy did. And you're laughing now.

Y/n: cheese huh?

Tony: Do we have enough cheese?

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[wingitbold]

A Random Rainy Night:

Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*

Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*

*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*

Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.

Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy

Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet

Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted

Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?

Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!

Tony: Flabbergasted Stark

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[lilylovelyxo]

*Arguing heard in Avengers Tower*

Bruce: (gasps) “Uh-oh.”

Steve: “Ouch…”

Pepper: “Oh, god.”

Dad Tony: “Don’t you talk to me that way, Miss Smart Mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room.”

Y/N: “Oh, fine. Best money I ever spent! You can’t ruin anything in there.”

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[headcanonthings]

Harley: Tony, can you sign something for school? Tony, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Tony: *walks out and leaves his phone behind*

Peter trying to use the google algorithm: therapy, what is therapy, 10 reasons to go to therapy, the benefits of going to therapy, types of therapy, closest therapist

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself. Tony: ... Tony: Wow, kid. That’s deep.

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated

Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess

Bucky: ...I hate math

Peter: I like Buckys version better

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[jonasdirection101]

Tony: “Where are you going?”

Peter: “I don’t even know yet.”

Stephen: “Who’s going with you?”

Peter: “Whoever comes, I guess. Idk.”

Tony: “What are you all gonna do?”

Peter: “I’m trying to figure it out now. Idk what we’re doing.”

Stephen: “Are you all going to eat?”

Peter: “I hope so. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten.”

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[floilee]

Morgan: Aunt Yelena, could you teach me Russian?

Yelena: Of course, sweet girl.

Kate perplexed: What about me? Why don't you teach me Russian.

Yelena: I taught you one today.

Kate crossing her arms: That's not what I meant.

Yelena: Don't be a baby, Kate Bishop. I'll teach you before we have children.

*Kate smiles*

Natasha: It's almost disgusting the way you're in love with my sister.

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