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#black widow incorrect quotes
georgie3116 · 28 days
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*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*
*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*
Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.
Yelena: …
Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.
*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*
Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.
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auroraromaximoff · 1 month
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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?
Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.
Wanda: You know normal Latin?
Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.
Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!
Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me
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Impossible
Y/n, Natasha and Yelena at one of their safe house after escaped the brutal attack by Widows last night.
Natasha: We don't have much. Is coffee okay?
Y/n: Yeah. It's totally fine. Thank you.
Y/n: You know, it is impossible to breathe while you're smiling.
Yelena does it: No, it's not. It's possible. I breathe.
Y/n: I know. I just want to see you guys smiles.
Yelena, impress: Where do you find this one, Natasha? One of the fancy stores in New York?
Natasha smiling: Good purchase.
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trikruismybitch · 1 year
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Y/n: So you find me attractive?
Natasha: Yes
Y/n: So i find you attractive, you find me attractive what are you gonna do about it.
Natasha: *smirks*
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chaotictasha · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes#127
Yelena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Kate: Um...Neat.
*later*
Kate, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Y/n. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Y/n, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kate. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Nat confessed their love for me?
Kate: Didn't you thank them?
Y/n: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I FUCKING THANKED THEM.
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loislame84 · 3 months
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Kate: did you guys know that being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love?
Yelena, playing with the tip of her knife: unless you are home alone.
Kate: what… no
Natasha, chuckling: or in prison.
Yelena: yes, that is also a good one.
Kate: you guys are the worst. *leaves the room*
Yelena: she loves us.
Natasha: we are adorable.
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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Can you please make incorrect quotes like the ones you done for Yelena in police uniform but for Y/N and Natasha with Y/N being one who is wearing cop uniform with them comically shooting suction cup into Tony's forehead?
Natasha saunters into Y/N’s room, wearing only a police uniform…
Natasha: I’m placing you under arrest
Y/N: what for, officer?
Natasha: for being too sexy. I’ll need to use my handcuffs (winks)
Tony walks over…
Tony: hey sorry to interrupt but you’re both needed-
Natasha shoots Tony with a suction cup dart…
Tony: I’ll tell Steve you’re both busy
Tony walks away, dart still attached to his forehead…
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mamaspidershit · 5 months
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Maria: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Natasha: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Maria: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Peter, on a walkie talkie: This is Peter, those idiots are flirting in the East wing again.
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jobethdalloway · 1 year
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yelena is still kicking herself 2 days later & natasha will tease her about it for at least 8 years
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frenchrebelfries · 6 months
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Wanda: so why did you move here in New York?
Y/N: well my dad kinda changed profession
Natasha: what was his work before then?
Y/N: back then he was a dentist, a pretty good one and right now he is currently a shepherd of God
Wanda: ohhh that's great! he's a pastor
Natasha: wait isn't he dead?!
Wanda: WHAT??!!
*Y/N smiles evily*
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georgie3116 · 28 days
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*Natasha speaking to her Family*
Natasha: I mean you tell the truth you get in trouble.
Natasha: You lie you get in trouble.
Natasha: We’re probably just better off not talking to each other.
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auroraromaximoff · 1 year
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Y/n: Thank god you're here babe, we're totally outnumbered !
Nat: What do you mean?
Wanda: Straight people!
Nat: Oh, God
Tony: *drunk* HoW dArE YoUu !
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Life.
Y/n on the hospital bed after a tough mission.
Natasha: Damn, what happened to you??
Y/n: Life.
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chaotictasha · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes #122
Y/n: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Nat: Wow. They sound stupid.
Y/n: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Nat: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Y/n: I guess you’re right. Hey Nat, I love you.
Nat: See! Just say that!
Y/n: HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Nat: If that flies over their head then, sorry Y/n, but they're too dumb for you.
Y/n: NAT.
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Y/n: Mom, let’s get one thing straight
Natasha: Ok, what?
Y/n: I’m not
Natasha: Oh cool, me too
Y/n: Alrighty then 👌🏻
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Yelena: Uhhh
Morgan: *smiles*
Yelena: You want a beer?
Natasha: She's six!
Yelena: I don't know, what am I supposed to do with her!?
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