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fr1day-incredible · 1 year

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Bruce: "What's something you can do?"

Tony: "Die for myself"

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mesmerize-the-mayhem · 1 year

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Bruce: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.

Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.

Tony: Genius.

Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*

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incorrectquotesmcu · 13 days

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Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?

Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bruce: Well, do you?

Tony:

Tony: Yeah, hang on.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Nick Fury: Please sing the national anthem of the United States

Steve: *singing* Oh, say can you see, by the dawns early light-

Natasha: *singing* What’s so proudly, we hailed-

Bruce: *singing* At the twilights last gleaming-

Y/N: *singing* AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUU-

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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*Peter meets the avengers*

Clint: Hey! Nice to meet ya!

Steve: Hey, so your Tony's intern?

Nat: You must be pretty smart then

Peter: mhm

Tony: okay, that's enough, kids kinda shy. We're gonna go down to the lab now

Sam: bye mini stark!

Bruce: I guess the kid's really shy then. He didn't even go crazy about meeting Captain America

Bucky: Yeah, must be real shy to not care you've just fulfilled every kids dream

Clint: honestly, I'm offended

Nat: Clint, shut up, it's probably just scary meeting us all at once

Peter: *later* People think I'm very shy, anxious and quiet, but my Aunt just taught me that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". I don't say much now

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marvel-payformytherapy · 12 days

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Steve Rogers: "Language!"

Tony Stark: "What? I didn't say anything."

Steve Rogers: "You were thinking it really loudly."

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eatlembasbread · 30 days

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Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

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nam-ski · 2 months

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Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.

Avengers: [clap clap]

Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Arguing heard in Avengers Tower*

Bruce: (gasps) “Uh-oh.”

Steve: “Ouch…”

Pepper: “Oh, god.”

Dad Tony: “Don’t you talk to me that way, Miss Smart Mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room.”

Y/N: “Oh, fine. Best money I ever spent! You can’t ruin anything in there.”

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fr1day-incredible · 1 year

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Bruce: "I just found out I'm not the only one with anger issues in this household, Jarvis how do I reastablish dominance?"

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floilee · 2 months

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Loki: I have an army!

Kate: We have Yelena!

Loki: You didn't mean the "Hulk"?

Bruce: Oh no, believe it, the big guy is scared to death of her.

Loki:

Natasha holding tears: I'm so proud of my little sister!

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Tony: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Bruce: Okay...

Tony: Except my middle finger. Send that to Steve.

Steve: Hey-

Y/N: Done.

Steve: Hey!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 28 days

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Tony, trying to be supportive: OK, do you have a… feeling?

Bruce: Yes.

Tony: What kind of… feeling?

Bruce: Like I’m gonna die.

Tony: What, today? Tomorrow? In 50 years? We’re all gonna die someday, we all have problems, now we’re late, so get out of bed and let’s go.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 4 months

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Steve: We need to cause a distraction!

Bruce: We need someone who can be really annoying and draw a lot of attention away from us!

Tony: *pushing Y/N to the front of the group* It’s your time to shine, kid!

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n3x0tic · 1 year

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Head Cannon: Being Bruce Wayne First Biological Child {Part.2}

Requested! Thinking of a third part.

After the incident with your adoptive brother, there were many encounters in which he made an effort to talk to you, but you replied with a dry tone on a good day, other days you made a conscious effort to avoid him, and it showed.

You didn’t want to be confused or struggling inside because of him, you had resentment and you did your best so it could not waver.

However the anniversary of your mother’s passing came by. All sorts of gloom and doom clouded your judgement.

You spent an entire morning being caressed by the gracious of the garden, where your mother’s ashes were spread, it was her favorite place in the manor and in time of so much needed clarity you felt her essence help to quell the calamities of your mind.

It was in that specific spot where you always remembered yourself that as much as you tried to show close to no emotion, you were inevitable like your mother.

That day Dick came to the garden with some triangles sandwiches made by Alfred, there were your favorites, and you’d be dammed if you would deny them.

He sat next to you, no words needed. As the both admired the clouds in the sky.

You wanted to say so much to him, pour all the feelings you had against, but the ambience in a sacrilegious place that was your mother last resting place, you wouldn’t dare taint it with your flawed emotions. It was as if you mother was telling you to open your heart, but you were too stubborn to do that, a trait that very well came from your father.

So out of colliding emotions, you cried silently next to him. A few seconds afterwards, your low whimpers called his attention.

He hugged you, burying your face un his chest, where your tears stained his hoodie.

He understood your pain, at less the on that came by loosing a parent.

Dick was surprised to hear the faintest apology that came muffled by the piece of clothing that were against your lips.

He said nothing, and caressed you head, calming your emotions until you fell asleep in his embrace once again.

When you woke up, it was already mid evening.

You noticed Dick’s embrace was now soft, you looked up at him, and noticed he was now the one who was sleeping.

As a way of returning the favor for being there for you, you got out of his embrace without waking him up, to go to his room to get a blanket and his pillow for him to rest well and not get a cold.

Then you went to the kitchen were Alfred was preparing the meal for dinner time. Giving you a modest smile.

He confesses that he saw you and Dick getting quite closer, which was a refreshing sight to see, and one that was very needed.

Then you let him know how your mind was feeling, and how your heart always interfered on your plans, always encountering an impasse that inevitably resulting in you avoiding Dick and your father.

Alfred tells you that maybe you should express your emotions to them, speaking on it was a better way to deal with the situation than to avoid it. But you were scared, the worst part was fearing an outcome you didn’t know.

The next day passed, and in the early morning your father attempted to fix your relationship by going to Wayne Corp for a board meeting, you denied, but he didn’t budge and took you by force.

Throughout the ride to the Corp building, he questioned wether there was something you were upset about. You stood silent fir a few seconds, and remembered Alfred’s words, thinking he was probably the one who pushed your father to talk to you.

You express how your relationship had changed since Dick’s arrival, and how it wasn’t his fault, but there was something inside of you that resented for changing things between you. Because ultimately, with him he got the chance to experience other things that he could never do with you, like having a secret so important that essentially made your bond much stronger.

He suspected the meaning behind your words, and sighed. Saying that there were things that were better kept secret for your safety.

You were never one break your composure, however you punched your passengers door, angriness taking over. "What’s the point of keeping a secret like being Batman when I already know?! Being ignorant to this truths is what’s more dangerous than knowing. Don’t mistake this for anything, I don’t care about joining your little crusade, I care about nothing standing between the two of us!"

Bruce confirmed what you were after, and he was defeated. Never once in his lifespan alongside you, were you able to blow up like that, and as much as he hated it, your words held truth and reason.

And so he conceded the truth to you.

Yet somehow you were still angry that he hesitated, and you were still angry that he choose to confide his secret quickly on a kid who lost his parents, to then later on letting him join him on his suicidal mission.

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