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hannibals-favourite-meal · 1 year

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hiii, I'm new to your blog and I love the way you write!!

could we have something with wade wilson/deadpool ? thank you in advance 💗💗

Taco Tuesdays

Wade Wilson x plus size reader

Tuesdays are date nights in the Wilson household and nothing is going to get in the way of Wade and his Mexican food and his woman.

Warnings: Wade Wilson, violence, implied smut, swearing

WC: 894

Minors DNI

Tonight the music seems so loud

I wish that we could lose this crowd

Maybe it's better this way

We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

Rang out through the cavernous warehouse. “Wait! Wait! Wait! Timeout!” The goons tied up in chairs around the red-clad man went silent, giving each other almost disbelieving looks. His gloved hand flew into the crotch of his weirdly tight pants and started rooting around.

“Where is it? C’mon you slippery bitch. Ah hah!” A beat up flip phone was pulled out, still ringing. “Helloooo~” He answered, pressing the cheap phone tightly to where his ear was located under the red latex. “Hi Wade! Are we still on for dinner tonight?”

“Oh my darling baby girl!” He cooed into the phone, absentmindedly twirling his katana around, the sharp tip getting dangerously close to the eyes of the man restrained closest to him. He heard you giggle through the phone bashfully, still not used to his overwhelming amount of pet names for you. “Of course we’re still having dinner tonight! When have I ever refused your deliciousness?”

“Wade.” You hissed, obviously getting flustered. His lips curled up in a devious smirk that no one could see. “What, everyone should know that my girl has the most delicious, delectable, most incredible little pus-“

“Wade!” But he just laughed at your screech, quite pleased with himself. He could practically see you curled in that oversized sweater that you were obsessed with, burying your head in the fabric, trying to hide your face like you always did when you were embarrassed. “You can’t say that!”

“Of course I can! It’s true!” His blade twirled around his head as he spun around. The various men he had detained each flinched away, trying to get as far away from the deadly weapon as possible. But given how tight they were tied down, they could only crane their necks back a few inches.

“But it’s not polite!” You insisted, your voice going up in pitch the way it always did when you were annoyed at him.

“Can you just kill us now?” One of the goons muttered under his breath. Wade’s head whipped around so quickly he almost snapped his neck. “What the fuck did you just say?” The man opened his mouth to respond but Deadpool interrupted him. “No no, I wasn’t asking you to repeat yourself, I was just giving you time to realise how badly you fucked up.”

The katana came to rest on the man’s chest, the tip digging into the soft spot at the base of his neck. “You will die, but I’m about to make it veeeery slow like when I make sweet sweet love to my lady bird.” An indignant splutter came from his phone’s speakers, reminding Wade that said lady bird was still listening in.

“I’m going to hang up now, my precious little gremlin. I’ll be home soon to eat some tacos and then your taco.” He made some kissy noises into the phone and hung up before you could chastise him again. “Now, let’s get started.”

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Just as you set the last plate of taco fixings on the table, your front door burst open like it always did when Wade came home (except for the times when he came through the window, or once when he blew up a wall). “Honey! I’m home!”

His suit was a slightly more rusty red than when he left this morning, obviously caked in blood that you would have to rinse off later. There were a couple rips from where he had been injured but thankfully not many today. “Hi Wade.” You replied, still somewhat bashful.

You could tell he was frowning under his mask. “Now why are you so embarrassed?” He wrapped you up tightly in his arms, your own curling around the back of his neck. Your fingers found the smooth edge of his mask where it met the back of his suit and you gently yanked up. He let you pull the rough material from his head, exposing his face to you.

“Don’t talk about our sex lives in front of other people.” He scoffed at your firm tone and leaned forward so he could nuzzle the tip of his nose against your own.

“It wasn’t like they were going to live to tell anyone else.” You rolled your eyes but smiled anyway. His hands quickly slipped from your lower back to your ass, giving the plump cheeks a firm squeeze.

“I’ve changed my mind, I want your enchilada first.” As his fingers slipped lower, making a b-line for the apex of your thighs, you laughed shyly, wiggling in his hold.

“But I made tacos not enchiladas.” His face fit into the juncture of your neck and shoulders, delicately nipping at your soft skin.

“They’re both the same coming out, hot lips.” You groaned at his crassness but a moan quickly slipped from your lips as he gave a particularly hard bite to your pulse point. “Let’s go to bed.” He pulled you back with him, guiding both of you to the cheap, unmade bed.

“Hey hannibals-favourite-meal?”

*Yes Wade?*

“Fade to black please.”

*But-*

“Don’t think a computer screen will stop me from coming after you for looking at me and my girl doing some fun patootie.”

*Sigh, fine.*

“Thank you.”

The End.

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crazyk-imagine · 10 months

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Wade Wants to Reminisce

Pairing: James “Bucky” Buchanon Barnes x Plus size!Super!reader, Wade “Deadpool” Wilson x Super!reader (platonic) Characters: Plus size!Super!reader, Wade “Deadpool” Wilson, James “Bucky” Buchanon Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Tony Stark Warnings: Wade things, the avengers coming to save the reader, Bucky and the reader share a past, Nat and Wade are trying to get their friends laid, this is totally not inspired by a bunch of Bucky and Soldier Boy fics I read all weekend (don’t judge me), the deadpool gif is literally the reader and wade, this 100% does not make sense, I was bored and wanted some deadpool content, I also may have gone down a Bucky rabbit hole and here we are Word Count: 971

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He wouldn't tell you anything about his plans [I didn't want my plans to get ruined]

He'd make sure nothing bad would happen to you (nothing too major at least) [I wouldn't let them murder you or charge you with a B and E, chill]

Reenactment flashback

You were fine until he set off an alarm [I didn't do that. It was Fabio. *Wade points to the intern*

The poor guy starts shaking-

The real reenactment

"Wade," you pinch the bridge of your nose. "Did we break into a building we shouldn't have?"

"Yo soy no hablo Español."

"You're hablo-ing Español right now!"

"Fine! You caught me. I'm trying to help you suppress your kitty urges."

"Wade!"

"What?" He shrugs, eating a chimichango. "You kept whining to me how lonely you are and I know there's a lot of- ow, hot." He licks his fingers before trying to hold his chimichanga. "What was I saying? Oh right, there's a lot of fine men here for you to pounce on."

"I'm going to kill you."

"You know you can't. I'm just doing my friendly duty."

"You're a problem for society."

"That hurts." He places his hand over his heart.

"I hope it fucking does you crackwhore."

"Woah," he raises his hands. "There's no need to bring Blind AL into this."

"We both know it's you I'm talking about."

"Uh- hey," Tony waves his hands. "I don't mean to interrupt whatever the hell this is but you two just broke into the Avenger headquarters so we're gonna need to detain you for a couple of hours."

"Detain him." You point to Wade before raising your hands up in defense. "I had nothing to do with this."

"You bitch," he replies, extending the words.

"Slut."

"Whore."

"Old avocado."

"Dick sucker."

"At least my partner is satisfied."

He gasps, placing a hand over his chest. "What'd she tell you?"

"Nothing I didn't already know."

"Doll?"

You spin around with furrowed brows and then your jaw drops. "James?"

"Wait- you two know each other?!" Tony and Steve shout.

"She's your coffee date?" Natasha asks him with her hands on her hips.

"You've been getting laid and I didn't know?"

You pinch the bridge of your nose again. "I'm going to kill you. I swear on all that is holy Wade. I'm going to grab that hammer and smash you with it."

"That's not the kind of hammering I planned on doing today."

You purse your lips and pounce.

James stepped closer to you just in time. "Hey, hey. Calm down."

"Not until he's mush."

"Doll."

"But-"

"No."

"Bucky," you whine. "Just a little?"

"Not a chance."

"Would you two mind explaining how you met?" Natasha asks.

"Coffee shop."

Sam walks into the room, taking a second to see what's going on and then he sees you. "Oh, hey."

You turn and smile at him. "Sammy."

"Why does he get such a nice greeting?" Wade whines.

"He's not you."

"I take major offense to that."

"You should."

"Rude."

"I'm still stuck on the fact that Tinman went to a coffee shop and got a date. He doesn't even like coffee," Tony complains.

"I like a certain type of coffee."

"From a cute girl?"

"No."

"Yes. Man, you thought she was cute and bought her coffee," Sam rats James out.

You spin around in his arms. "You did?"

Usually he likes to think of himself as someone who doesn't get embarrassed but right now, he's plotting ways to get back at Sam. He doesn't look up at you. "Uh- I- I did."

"Well aren't you sweet," you smile up at him.

"I need to call Vanessa."

The smile is wiped from your face. "Go home, Wade!"

"But then I wouldn't get some memories I can play on repeat with my unicorn or Vanessa later."

"For fucks sake- Wade, get back here."

James lifts you over his shoulder and walks towards his room, locking the door behind him. "This makes things a lot easier." He sets you down.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, I planned on calling you and asking if you wanted to go out."

"If I say yes," you trace shapes on his chest, before staring at him through your lashes. "Can we stay here for the rest of the day?"

"If I say yes, will you stop using those eyes on me? You're killing me, doll. You know I'd say yes without that look."

You smile up at him and practically bounce as you walk away and aim for his bed.

A voice can be heard through the airvents. "So, does this mean you'd rather get ducked down than hangout with me?"

"100%"

"Cool. Just checking. Text me the details. I want to know how big."

"Wade!"

"I'm curious to see if he's a queen or a king."

"Liar."

"You've caught me but I already know."

"Go home."

"Bye kids. Use protection, unless you're into that." [And you all know what I'm talking about. Don't act like your Tumblr isn't full of those fics. Yes, I know about them too. Who do you think will write some about me?]

Wade closes the laptop he stole (from you) and sighs. “This was nice.”

You throw your boyfriend's alarm clock at him.

“Ow!”

“Go home, Wade. We’re trying to sleep.”

“Doll, what’s tumblr?”

“Wade you’re dead!”

Wade’s screaming alerts the rest of the compound.

“Why is your friend screaming?” Steve asks you.

“He taught James something he shouldn’t have, and he knows it. GET BACK HERE, WILSON!”

“Never!”

“I hope you’re proud,” Natasha pats James’ back.

“Why are you saying it like that?”

“Your girlfriend brought home a parasite.”

“It could be worse.”

“It could be worse!?” Sam screeches.

“It could be so much worse, Sammy.”

“That’s my nickname for him. You don’t get to steal it.”

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lady-ashfade · 2 months

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Deadpool masterlist

Request for this fandom: closed

Rules.

Angst: blue

Fluff: Pink

Both: Orange

Comfort: purple

A little bit of everything or nothing: green

Yandere: Red & green

Wade Wilson/Deadpoll

< nothing yet>

Insane in the membrane - platonic

#deadpool x reader #deadpool #marvel x reader #wade wilson x plus size reader #Wade Wilson x reader #deadpool x male reader #deadpool x chubby reader #marvel x female reader

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plussizeappreciationfics · 1 year

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we back back back 😂

Could I request a Deadpool x Non-binary plus size person where they’re friends with Wade but also in love with them. In order to hide their feelings, reader focuses on other things like spending time with Colossus and the rest of the team. Wade starts noticing and getting jealous, jabbing reader with sarcastic/funny comments until reader confesses at a crucial moment. A dangerous mission 👀👀

Bitte schön😊😊

Danke schön❤️🥰

Hier bitte schön bestie 🥰❤

You confessing your feelings for Wade during a difficult mission includes:

-Wade not wanting to have you on the mission in the first place but Colossus forcing him to actually stand up and hand you over the file of the new mission

-You accepting the file with a fake smile as you secretly don’t want to go on a mission with him, your romantic feelings for him already straining the remaining pieces of your “friendship”

-But you swallowing your anxiety and getting suited up, noticing how Wade keeps looking at your legs whenever you have to walk past him

-”Don’t walk into the door, Sherlock” is what he tells you when you’re about to walk into the closed door of your meeting room

-When everyone is in the jet and flying to the hidden location, you can’t help but notice Deadpool huffing and puffing whenever you and Colossus try to have a conversation, that being a little tradition of the two of you in order to keep your nerves calm and steady during difficult missions

-”Do you have a problem?” you finally snap at Wade when he tries to interrupt you for the sixth time with a loud sigh and huff

-”Nope.” is all he says before turning his head and pretending like you don't’ exist, you not knowing that he’s acting out because he’s afraid that it’s only a matter of a few days before you and Colossus step forward and reveal an imaginary relationship

-Once you arrive at the hidden location, it doesn’t take long before shots are being fired, grenades being through at ya’ll and the whole team having to fight like their lives depend on it

-You’re in the middle of a hand to hand combat when your enemy suddenly surprises you with a blade after having given you a sharp punch to the jaw

-That fucker instantly jammed it into your stomach and you couldn’t help but gasp loudly as the sharp pain overtook your senses, making you collapse on the floor while trying to breathe through the pain, your heartbeat thumping loudly in your ear while the shock takes over your body

-”[Y/N]!!” Wade yell once he sees your body collapsing on the dirty ground

-”Fuck you!” he yells at the person that stabbed you before ending their life with a clean headshot while running towards you

-”Hey, hey look at me. You’re gonna be okay? You hear me?” Wade frantically tells you, pressing a cloth to your stab wound and applying a horrible pressure which makes you scream out in pain while tears gather in your eyes

-”I-I love you, Wade” is all you mumble as you feel sudden exhaustion take over you, the blood loss becoming too much and you not knowing whether you’ll survive or not

-Wade does not hesitate to gently kiss you and promise you that everything will be okay while you slip into unconsciousness

-By the time you wake up, you’re in the medical center at the compound, flowers and chocolates resting near the window on a small table

-Suddenly, you feel something warm resting in your hand and when you look down, you see a hand holding yours

-”Yes we’re holding hands, deal with it” Wade’s soft voice chuckles, making you instantly grin before looking up and seeing him sitting next to your bed and holding your hand, a relieved look now taking over his face while tears brim his face

-”Kiss me”

-”Only if you promise not to die while I do so”

-”Shut up and kiss me” you command with a chuckle before Wade leans in and presses his lips softly against yours

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cristinatheloser · 1 year

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One thing about me is I’m reading a fic whether or not I’ve watched the show/movie that the certain character has been in! Am I confused half of the time? Yes, but is the character and plot line immaculate?Yes

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complex-pdf · 8 months

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Hey y’all name’s Complex and I’m a fat black enby here to write stuff. Def gonna make this page look better later but for now this is the masterlist for rules and fandoms under the cut.

(click on the fandom links to see who I write for each of them bc some of them I only write certain characters)

requests are closed

rules + questions I answered abt the rules

fandoms:

•Steven Universe/ SU:F

•The Owl House

•Deadpool

•Glitch Techs

•Kill La Kill

•Rottmnt

•Panty and Stocking with Garterbet

•Girl from Nowhere

•Horror Movies/Slashers

•Total Drama

•Kakegurui

•Monster High

•Ever After High

•Inside Job

•I Am Not Okay With This

•Misc

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lilacprincessofrecovery · 2 years

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Marvel x Female Plus Size Reader Preferences - Insecure

WARNINGS: Weight insecurity, self depreciation, body image issues Angsty Fluff

Note: Again this one is not edited. Written on phone.

Word Count: 1827

Tony Stark

“Hey, I have two tickets to the MET if you are up for it tonight, Babe?” You shrugged while kicking a magazine under the bed. “What was…” He walked over and grabbed the magazine you kicked and he looked at the cover. “Who’s Stark’s Best Looking Girlfriend?” He whispered out loud and then frowned, eyes furrowed trying to understand why they would do that and then gets angry. “Do you believe this shit?” She looked at him like a deer in headlights. “I repeat y/N, You don’t believe this shit. Do you?” Her eyes filled up with tears as she watched him flip to the pictures of the beautiful women that Tony had been seen with and saw an article saying she should lose weight and that’s when his temper got to him and he threw it at the window breaking it with his strength. “Damn them, Y/N! You are hot as Hell.” “I’m not a bunny.” “You know what? I’m glad. What have they got to offer other than a quick night?” She shrugged, “I don’t know I’ve never been thin.” Tony laughed and kisses her. “It’s not funny, Tony.” “It’s just ridiculous that you believe STORIES that people write about you. STORIES. Stories aren’t real.” “I kinda live in a superhero world here. All stories seem like weird and are probably real.” “Precisely. The stories are usually twisted around til they are bad. Don’t listen to them. It’s the ignorance of people who are jealous of others and want to see celebrities or heroes fall. Don’t let them make you fall. They are nothing to take to heart. Just false stories. False.” “Tony, I want to make you proud.” “You’d say I’m a genius… well everything I say is right so there. You are attractive. Boom. That’s truth. Don’t mix the two babe between stories or truths.” He kisses her again. “We’ve got to work on your self esteem. and y/n you do make me proud. Every day.”

Bucky Barnes

“Are you always in the mirror?” you looked at your boyfriend as you were popping a zit in the mirror blushing. You were in some tshirt material grey mini shorts and a white camisole completely as natural as you can be without being unclothed. “Well… are you always watching me?” “You know I have to… If I don’t, someone could hurt you.” The fun was taken out of the conversation bringing up her mortality and she shrugged after kissing him as he walked in and went back to the mirror pinching your chubby cheeks as Bucky is brushing his hair taking his shirt off for a shower. “Hey Buck…” One foot in the shower about to turn on the water he looks at her. “Yeah?” “Do you think I look fat?” He was silent. “B…bucky?” He groaned and looked at her. “This question is loaded. I do not know which is good or bad. I don’t know what you want me to say? I guess that currently wafer thin is in. Back in my days it was generously curvy. I don’t wanna upset you, Doll. I know that girls seem to overthink these things.” “Overthink?” He nods and sits on the edge of the hot tub in the restroom looking up at you. “You have nothing to worry about. So try to see that. You look curvy not fat. Ideal.” She nods. “Thank you Bucky.” He smiled soft nodding and gets in the shower.

Steve Rogers

“Do you think I need to change how I look?” Checking her reflection in a window to the conference room where all the avengers were sitting, another annoying probably pointless meeting about coffee cups Tony was scheduling. Steve didn’t mind missing one boring meeting to help his number one girl. He took her hand before he walked in the door and took her to his room. “Why would my best girl want to change how she looked?” “Did someone say something to you darlin?” He kissed the top of her head looking down at her eyes. “Tell me. Did someone make you feel inferior?” “No one other than myself Stevie.” “I wish you could see yourself how I see you. Your weight gives your body shape. My weight does the same.” She almost giggles. “Steve you are the most fit man I’d ever known. You have abs galore.” “Doesn’t make me less human.” He says caressing her cheek. She got the point.

Peter Parker

“I got a message from this teen modeling agency… you know the ones they always send out? From school? They are having a contest… Do you think I could beat Peter?” She said, poking at her upper arm. Peter sighed and got on his knee in front of the mirror and sat her on it, her back facing the mirror looking at him, and looked up at her. “Do you really want to enter this contest thing?” She shook her head. “I just wanna be pretty, Peter.” Tears started streaming down her face. He took her face in his hands. “They hurt things that are most beautiful… that they just don’t understand... I just don’t want them to make fun of you like you fear. I think you could win every modeling thing in all the universe. Trust me… I would know. I’ve been. But hey… My opinion is all that matters. Right?” She smiled softly nodding tears flowing slower looking up at him. “Don’t cry anymore. Please it breaks my heart.” She nods and hugs him tight.

Loki Laufeyson

“Loki! I’m so big! This dress doesn’t fit!” she screamed. “You aren’t big,” Loki walked over to her slowly and he looked at his queen who was struggling to fit into her new dress. “You are literally the God of lies. Why should I believe you?” Loki looked down at her. “So, I am to be chastised for a century long characterization that was placed on me. Like you’ve been labeled ‘fat’? Should my words mean nothing because of what other people have decided to call me for mistakes I may or may not have created in the past?” “You know every dress must be fit and tailored to the woman by a seamstress. I see nothing wrong with you needing it to be let out my queen.” She thought, “Loki, I love you.” he grinned his typical charming yet misleading smile but truly meaning good.

Thor Odinson

She looked at the scale in the corner of the bathroom. tears welling up and he shakes his head keeping her from making a mad dash to the number machine. “Do you only care about size? I didn’t think you were that shallow.” she sighed. “What if I were a larger than average male? Would you hate me as much as you hate yourself and want to leave me?” Not had told her about his time being overweight and down in the dumps. “You make it seem like weight is the only thing that matters… in your mind. It’s not the only thing in the world. In fact I could care less about the whole thing. There are worse things in the world. The nine realms even…” “but Thor the other girls…” “Yes… girls… I thought you were a woman, mi lady. I want a woman.” He arched a brow looking down at her hugging her now. She smiled softly. Then answers his question. “No. I would love you anyway.” “I used to weigh more than you do.” Not knowing that was the wrong thing to say. “You are so fit Thor. Why did you want me?” “I love you. I could go on all day about how much I adored you.” “You may have to.” “Of course. You have sparkling eyes. You have beautiful hair. Your body is as the waves of the ocean. Youre more beautiful than you can even imagine. You are smart. You are strong. You are incredible. You are……..” Thor continued with sweet nothings as he cuddles with her.

Clint Barton

“Take a picture it may last longer.” Clint arched a brow standing against the bedroom door frame at his beautiful girl. “Hey clint.” She said in a small voice and she posed one last time in the mirror before turning to face him still in the doorway. Never having seen her like this before. “You know that you are a bigger girl. Yes?” Tears started flowing from her eyes. “I’m sorry I’m too fat for you!” Clint just looked at her shaking his head and uncrosses his arms and walks across the bathroom floor to go to her and pulled her in a strong hug. “I couldn’t be without you. I truly don’t care about the weight.”

Deadpool

After Wade lost Vannessa and he came to terms with it, he saw her. She was everything to him, Instantly. As quick as it was with Vannessa. He had to be hers. The only thing is that this girl was bigger than vanessa. It would had bothered him before the change to his own body before Ajax (frances ;D) got ahold of him. But he watched her walk and loved how her body swayed to its own beat. One day he found her staring in the mirror, about 6 months from when they originally met and she moved in. He had just come home from a long long fight day with Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead at a nursing home oddly enough. “Hey… y/n!” he skipped in and flopped on the end of the bed posing in a laying down position propped up on his elbow and he shakes his head. “Hey, Wade…” He noticed she seemed out of it. He got up and smacked her bottom. “What are we looking at?” trying to keep the mood up. He looked over her shoulder, his chin was on, hands on her hips, looking in the mirror with her. She didn’t answer. “Don’t frown.” He smiled softer letting the mood fall seeing how insecure she really is at the moment. “Wade…” She brushed off his hands from her hip and tried to walk away from him but him being stronger than her that of course didn’t work. He kept her in place. “What are we looking at?” “My huge body…” she closed her eyes not to see what Wade’s eyes may be looking at if he was as disgusted as you were. Wade shook his head. “Babe… I wouldn’t be with you if you weren’t sexy as Hell. Make me shallow or not… I’ve seen lots of hot girls but YOU are sexy.” He kissed her shoulder blade. She smiled and kissed his cheek. “Thank you Wade.” “You put up with the earthquake lines that is my face so you get respect too. I’d think you were hot anyway though.” He kissed her lips passionately.

#marvel x plus size reader #marvel #plus size reader #deadpool #clint barton #tony stark #steve rogers #thor #loki #peter parker #marvel men #chubby reader #drabble #mine

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dreorig · 8 months

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Oh wow, you just happen to be taller and broader than your mercenary boyfriend!

[ deadpool x dom male reader | nsfw under the cut | had this sitting in my drafts for a while now so uhhh forgive any mistakes :P ]

First things first. He thinks that's so hot of you.

He brags about you to everyone. Everyone. Random people, someone's he's fighting with, a friend; they all will hear about how handsome and tall Wade's boyfriend is.

Wade gets heart eyes when you both are in public and you hold his waist or hug him from behind. A subtle possessive squeeze on him will also do the job.

Wade will steal your clothes. He is 6'2, do you seriously think he'd ever have another chance to feel smaller in someone else's clothes anytime soon? Yeah, he's not losing this chance.

How many times can he ask to arm wrestle with you until you threaten to cut his vocal chords?

"So we can't get to decide what we're getting for dinner and we both want different things..." "Wade—" "There's only one way to solve this situation..." "Wade. No." "ARM WRESTLING!" "NO."

You will give him piggy backs and carry him around in bridal style either you like it or not. It's a demand.

He jumps at you randomly. First time he did that he jumped from behind, but you didn't know that was him, so your instincts made you grab that apparently stranger and throw him across the room, making him hit a wall. Wade fell even more for you right then and there.

Wade was mesmerised. You desperate; so you ran towards him, already chanting an infinite amount of sorry's. "Shit. Sorry, sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to—" your apology was interrupted by the sound of Wade's laugh, which took you aback a little. Wade jumped to his feet and into your arms, this time you caught him properly. He wrapped his legs around your waist and arms around your neck, his chest still trembling with laughter. "Do you know how unbelievably hot that was? Never stop manhandling me."

Wade can reach the top shelves just fine but will ask you to grab the things instead. He just wants to enjoy his tall dog privilege.

He will always go to the gym with you if he's not busy re-killing former US presidents, slaughtering some asshole or pestering Logan. Hell, Wade loves to see your muscles flexing and your sweaty self after a good workout.

Asking you to pick him up (like this) became a part of your workout routine. He giggles and melts in your hold because he loves the fact that you pick him off the ground so effortlessly, like he's a piece of paper.

Fuck him doggy style and slap his ass with your big hands and you'll hear the loudest moan ever.

So loud you'll probably need to slip a few fingers inside his mouth to keep him shut. You don't need any neighbours hearing what's yours only.

You know what they say about big hands, eh? Wade knows it better than anyone and God, he loves the way you stretch him. Naturally he's got a high pain tolerance, so you being big and making him see things without having to use a toy is just perfect.

Doesn't mean you never use toys, tho. Fuck Wade's face and make him gag on your big cock while he has a dildo deep inside him, he'll give you the biggest puppy eyes ever as he humps on your leg.

You reminding him of your size difference never fails to make him wet. Never fucking fails. Tell him he should stand in front of you to get a better view since you're taller and he won't hide the fact that his underwear is already stained with pre-cum.

No marks such as love bites will stay on Wade's body due to his healing factor, much to his and your dislike, but eventually you found a way to claim him as yours — he's got to wear one of your shirts while you so relentlessly fuck him and even after you're done. Your scent and sweat that lingers on the fabric make Wade's head spin, often leading him to beg for you to fuck him once again.

Plus wearing your clothes just feels right. The way they're always oversized on him serves to remind him of how much bigger you are. He's got a size kink, he can't help it.

"Aren't you my little bitch?" you increased your pace. "Fuck, yes, yes," he pushed his hips down, meeting your thrusts. "Did I fuck you dumb? Use your damn words," you growled in his ear. Wade's cock throbbed at that. He was indeed beginning to think you fucked him dumb, yet he replied, "Arghh— yes, shit, yes, I'm your little bitch~" "Yeah, that's right. Let me show you how a real man treats a little bitch like you," you slapped his ass so hard even your own hand burned a little. Wade came right away without even having to touch his cock this time. How many times was it now? Not that he cared, he just wanted more, more, more. You chuckled, pleased with your own work. "Look at what a slap can do to a little bitch in heat." Wade wasn't sure of what you really said, but his ears caught "little bitch in heat" and he smiled dumb, more than happy to know he was your little bitch in heat.

#ak.writes #wade.#deadpool x male reader #deadpool x reader #wade wilson x male reader #wade wilson x reader #x top male reader #x dom male reader

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whole-circus · 10 months

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MASTERLIST / ABOUT REQUESTS / MASTERLIST II

since the start to 31 july 2023 >:3

Creepypasta

Jeff the Killer

Small things they would do for you when you depressed!

Pegging them! (ftm reader)

Soft but dominant reader (male reader)

Scene reader (gn)

Reader that knew them before tragic events

Reader that covers their body

Grim reaper reader

Albino reader

Room headcanons

Nurse reader (male)

Reader with selective mutism (gn)

Night ride with Jeff (fluff)

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Fun summer activities

NSWF headcanons

Cozy night (NSWF)

Male observant reader

Reader that has changed a lot since they last met

Dating hcs (male reader)

Creepypastas with Tomie Kawakami like (gn)

Dokuro-chan like reader (gn)

Fem reader that looks masc and gets misgendered often

Insecure reader with many scars and stretch marks

Homicidal Liu

Small things they would do for you when you depressed!

Pegging them! (ftm reader)

Vampire girlfriend (fem reader)

Scene reader (gn)

Deadpool like reader (fem)

Reader that knew them before tragic events

Reader that covers their body

Reader that is a ray of sunshine

Room headcanons

Plus sized reader (fem)

Reader with selective mutism (gn)

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

NSWF headcanons

Fun summer activities

Male observant reader

Reader that has changed a lot since they last met

Giving and receiving flowers hcs

Eyeless Jack

Small things they would do for you when you depressed!

Reader that knew them before tragic events

Reader that covers their body

Room headcanons

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Creepypastas with Tomie Kawakami like (gn)

Creepypastas with reader that has tail

Ben Drowned

Small things they would do for you when you depressed!

Reader that knew them before tragic events

Reader that covers their body

Grim reaper reader

Room headcanons

Nurse reader (male)

Break the internet (NSWF)

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Fun summer activities

Creepypastas with Tomie Kawakami like (gn)

Dokuro-chan like reader (gn)

Fem reader that looks masc and gets misgendered often

Ticci Toby

Small things they would do for you when you depressed!

Pegging them! (ftm reader)

Reader that knew them before tragic events

Reader that covers their body

Grim reaper reader

Albino reader

Date ideas

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Fun summer activities

Creepypastas with Tomie Kawakami like (gn)

Creepypastas with reader that has tail

Fem reader that looks masc and gets misgendered often

Insecure reader with many scars and stretch marks

Laughing Jack

Reader that covers their body

Fun summer activities

NSWF hcs!

X-Virus

Creepypastas with Tomie Kawakami like (gn)

Jane the Killer

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Reader that has changed a lot since they last met

Creepypastas with Tomie Kawakami like (gn)

Clockwork

Room headcanons

Fem reader that looks masc and gets misgendered often

Nina the Killer

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Candy Pop

NSWF hcs!

Slenderman

Creepypastas with reader that has tail

Hobo Heart

Room headcanons

Sally Williams

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Masky

Small things they would do for you when you depressed!

Pegging them! (ftm reader)

Werewolf reader (fem)

Creepypastas as stereotypical horror character

Fun summer activities

Creepypastas with reader that has tail

Tim Wright

Sleeping with Tim

Hoodie

Pegging them! (ftm reader)

Creepypastas with reader that has tail

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clutterclownstories · 2 years

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🎈 Requests Closed! 🎈

What I do write:

- Gay, MLM, NBLNB, or NBLM only

-X Cis Male Reader

-X FTM Male Reader

-X NB / Gender neutral Reader

I WILL NOT write for x fem aligned

-Stranger Things

Eddie Munson

Steve Harrigston

Billy Hargrove

Jonathan

-Marvel

Thor

The Hulk

Iron Man

Wolverine

Black Panther

Caption America

Dr Strange

Deadpool

Loki

Vision

Shang Chi

Eddie Brock

Hawkeye

Ant Man

Star Lord

-DBH

Connor

Hank

Markus

Elijah Kamski

Open to more requests of characters (no nsfw of these characters)

-DC

Bruce Wayne (Comics)

Batman (Comics)

Superman

Aquaman

Joker

Open to more requests of different characters

-Star Wars

Obi-Wan

Anakin Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

-Batman Movie (2022)

The Batman

Bruce Wayne

The Riddler

-JJBA

Literally most characters

Jotaro X Kakyoin (The only character x character I’ll do)

-HxH

Chrollo

-Demon Slayer

Giyu

Rengoku

Tengen Uzui

Muichiro Tokito

Sanemi Shinazugaws

Open to more requests!

-COD

Simon “Ghost” riley

John Price

John “Soap” Mactavish

Gary “Roach” Sanderson

I can write for tons of characters, so even if someone isn’t on the list feel free to request! I may not know who they are, but I’ll do my best!

Things I WILL write:

-Smut (18+ CHARACTERS ONLY)

BDSM

(Aka Open to writing most kinks that I’m comfortable with.)

-Lime

-Fluff

-Angst

Comfortable with writing SH recovery, Mentions of past abuse, or past attempts of suicide. I’m also open to writing mentions of Homophobia or Transphobia (like bullying n’ stuff.)

-Headcannons

-Poly Relationship

-Specific Requests

-Unspecific Request (Still need character and Gender)

Things I WON’T write:

Non Con

18+ X 18-

Generally messed up stuff.

Racist, Transphobic, and Homophobic shit

Abusive Relationships

Some Character X Character

Non LGBTQ writing (I’m a gay man, so I write Gay stuff 🤷‍♂️)

Yandere characters or readers

Smut of IRL people (actors playing roles are okay)

When Requesting PLEASE include…

-Name of Character(s)

-Gender (FTM, Cis Male, or NB)

-Type of reader: Disabled, Chubby, Plus sized, Shorter, Taller, POC, Smart, Dumb, Clumsy, etc! (This isn’t required)

-Scenarios! (I prefer this!)

-Maximum of 4 Characters per story, 6 for headcannons.

-If your character if on multiple season of a show (example JJBA) PLEASE specify which season of the character you’d like me to write about.

Post Times!

I am disabled and have extreme fatigue, so sometimes my posting may come to a halt, but right now, I’m going to try to get out a few stories this week (if I get requests). I am also working on a slightly longer story so that’s exciting!

Byye Byee!!

#x male reader #reqs open #eddie x male reader #batman x male reader #battison #dc x male reader #marvel x reader #x reader #riddler x reader #demon slayer x reader #star wars x reader #gay pride #gay #writers on tumblr #fanfic #fluff and smutt

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brandnewhuman · 2 years

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MASTERLIST

(Thanks to @bubbaswife for helping me with this)

🔪SLASHERS🔪

slasher hc:

Planting your face on their daddy milkers (sinclair edition)

Slashers and their memes

Slasher when they get old

Slasher with a dom reader

Slasher with a reader who kills for them

Slasher with reader who suffers from low blood pressure

Slashers with cats

Slasher with agender reader

Slasher with cats pt2

Slasher with a s/o with adhd

Slashers celebrating your birthday

Reader sucking on the slashy milkers

Slashers with a deadpool kind of reader

Slasher doing sh aftercare for the reader

Slasher adopting a kid

Baking with the slashers

Slasher adopting a kid pt2

Slasher faceplating on your chest

Slashers getting humbled

Seducing the slashy babes

Slashers when their s/o dies giving birth (one shots/hc)

Slashers getting humbled pt2

Slashers with a reader who has a degradation kink (sinclair twins edition)

Slashers at the beach

Slashers when reader flinches away from them (one shots/hc)

Slasher with a s/o scared of them

Bo Sinclair:

you're favourite angst boy ( one shot)

Bo being soft

Dilf Bo headcanons

Brahms Heelshire:

Worthy of love (one shot)

Vinny Sinclair:

Dilf vinny headcanons

Michael Myers:

His favourite game (one shot)

Og michael with a plus size reader

Baking with rz michael myers

Og and peepaw Myers with a reader who talks in their sleep

The shape effect 1 2

Not meant to matter (rz michael one shot)

Love and Mercy pt1

Thomas Hewitt

Gentle touches (one shot)

Guilty (one shot)

Asa Emory

Dancing around it (one shot)

Only you Babe (one shot)

Jason Voorhees

Jason headcanons

Jesse Cromeans

Jesse taking care of reader's sh

Pyramid Head

Grabbing pyra tits

My takes on the slashers:

Scents Lester likes

Why Bo and michael never cry

Michael Myers is anemic

Vinny is the one with anger issues

Bo talking about his parents

Michael myers might be asexual

Bo family's life rant

Brahms and michael rant about them with s/o who's sleep deprived

If Bo really had anger issues this would be his song

Why Michael does not sleep

Bo likes to sleep

Brahms is not just a stinky angry man

How vinny has been affected by his trauma

Bo knows how to sing rant

Brahms is too tall rant

Bo DOESN'T HAS ANGER ISSUES rant

Michael myers rant about his s/o leaving pt 1 2 3 4 5 6

Songs that remind me of Michael

Jason finding the good art of masterbating

🪦Ghost🪦

Aether getting high

🪖 call of duty mw2 🪖

König:

König random hc part 1 and part 2

König nsfw hc

König hot take

It still hurts one shot

König x reader headcanons

Helping the reader through grief

Soap:

Helping the reader through grief

Ghost:

Ghost x reader headcanons

Helping the reader through grief

🫀🦾 Detroit become human 🦾🫀

Elijah Kamski backstory hcs

Kamcon angst one shot

#slasher fandom #slashers #slasher community #slasher fanfiction #horror movies #slasher x reader #slasher headcanons

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hannibals-favourite-meal · 11 months

Note

I definitely think prompt 20 would fit deadpool so well

.⋆｡Merc With A Mouth ｡⋆.

Wade Wilson x plus size reader

There’s only one way to get Wade to shut up and it involves your own mouth

Warnings: some smut, oral (m receiving), swearing

WC: 443

Minors DNI

3000 Follower Celebration

Wade loved to talk. He could talk for literal days at a time without a break, he wouldn’t even be addressing anyone, just chattering away to himself. And you loved that about him, how passionate he was about things, but there were times when you just wanted him to shut the fuck up.

And now was one of those times.

Wade had been talking for a solid 5 hours. Well 5 hours that you knew of, considering that’s when you got home from work. You think you could stand the constant stream of word vomit if it had at least been consistent but Wade had been jumping from topic to topic too quickly for your exhausted mind to keep up.

Your temples pounded with the beginnings of a migraine that was being compounded by your boyfriend’s loud voice. You groaned and sunk further into the old mattress of your bed as Wade made another lap of the apartment, still talking while stuffing his face with the pizza you picked up on the way home. “Wade, do you want to play a game?” That stopped him in his tracks for just long enough to answer you.

“What game?”

“The quiet game.” You answered simply.

“Fuck no. Anyway, like I was saying-“ And he was off again. You groaned quietly, digging the butt of your palms into your eyes as if that would stave off the inevitable headache.

Food couldn’t stop him, neither could sleep. You supposed you could call Cable to rip out his voice box again but the last time that happened he had a weird baby voice for like a day and it made the whole thing even worse. There was that one time when you let him fuck your ass where you thought he had died because he just stopped talking.

“That’s it!” You slid from the bed in a greatly uncoordinated manner and approached your boyfriend. He stopped pacing as you approached, but his mouth never stopped moving. With one good shove, he collapsed onto the couch and you slipped to your knees before him.

“Oooo am I getting head? What have I done to deserve this? It must have been because of my morning treat.” You angrily ripped his ratty sweatpants down his muscular legs, exposing his rapidly hardening cock to you.

“Will you just shut up and let me go down on you?” Immediately his mouth snapped shut at your snarl and you were graced with a blissful silence. “Thank you, now let me work.” You palmed his erection briefly before giving a kitten lick to his tip, licking up the small drop of pre-cum that gathered there.

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salt-is-a-terrible-currency · 2 years

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Masterlist

Updated 2022-05-11

Link to my AO3 account

* indicates a completed work

Fandom: Dune

Oneshot: The Warmaster's Wife (Explicit, Gurney Halleck x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Enamoured (Mature, Gurney Halleck x f!reader) *

Oneshot: I've got you (Explicit, Gurney Halleck x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Does your mother know? (Explicit, Gurney Halleck x f!reader) *

Fandom: Deadpool

Oneshot: Short-circuited (Explicit, Nathan "Cable" Summers x f!reader) *

Fandom: The Gentlemen

Drabble: Slow and Proper (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Languid (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Dinner first (Mature, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: The night(mare) before Christmas (Teen and Up, Raymond Smith x gn!reader) *

Drabble: Clubs and Collars (Mature, Raymond Smith x gn!reader) *

Drabble: Drowsy (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Apex (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: I'm wearing yours (Mature, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Heat limit, part 1 (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Heat limit, part 2 (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: In control (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Fit (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader)*

Drabble: Breaking a sweat (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Edge (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Safe (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Pretty in purple (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Swallow (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Do you have to? (Explicit, Raymond Smith x plus size f!reader) *

Drabble: Yes, chef (Explicit, Raymond Smith x gn!reader) *

Drabble: Appreciate beauty (Mature, Raymond Smith x plus size f!reader) *

Drabble: Quiet (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Pretty when you cry (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Can't leave you (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Soap, lotion- (Mature, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Needy (Explicit, Raymond Smith x short busty f!reader) *

Drabble: Timid (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Drabble: Mine (Mature, raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Sweet dreams (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Fast asleep (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Minific: Just a little rub (Explicit, Raymond Smith x f!reader) *

Series: The Hunter and the Consigliere (Explicit, Raymond Smith x OFC, The Mandalorian crossover)

- a completed main fic as well as oneshots and other related works

Fandom: The Mandalorian

Drabble: Domesticity (Teen and Up, Din Djarin x gn!reader) *

Drabble: Pretend for me (Explicit, Din Djarin x f!reader, a follow up drabble to Suggestion) *

Drabble:Like this? (Explicit, Din Djarin x gn!reader) *

Drabble: Not much for smalltalk (Explicit, Din Djarin x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Halfway point (Explicit, Din Djarin xf!reader) *

Oneshot: Remedy (Teen and Up, Din Djarin x gn!reader) *

Oneshot: Uj'ayl (Explicit, Din Djarin x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Tell me what you like (Explicit, Din Djarin x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Patience (Explicit, Din Djarin x f!reader) *

Minific: Suggestion (Explicit, Din Djarin x f!reader) *

Minific: I see you (Explicit, Din Djarin x f!reader) *

Fic: Heavy in your arms (Explicit, Din Djarin x nicknamed f!reader)

Series: The Hunter and the Consigliere (Explicit, Din Djarin x OFC, The Gentlemen crossover)

- a completed main fic as well as oneshots and other related works

Fandom: Narcos

Drabble: Mint green vase (Mature, Javier Peña x f!reader) *

Drabble: Soft and Pliant (Explicit, Javier Peña x f!reader) *

Drabble: Dinosaur (Mature, Javier Peña x f!reader) *

Drabble: Birthday presents (Mature, Javier Peña x f!reader) *

Drabble: Fudge (Mature, Javier Peña x f!reader) *

Oneshot: I don't mind, bebita (Explicit, Javier Peña x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Three course meal (Explicit, Javier Peña x f!reader) *

Series: Javier x Aurora

- a fic presented in the form of oneshots

Fandom: Triple Frontier

Drabble: Comfortable (Explicit, Frankie "Catfish" Morales x f!reader) *

Oneshot: Constellations (Explicit, Frankie “Catfish” Morales x f!reader, Will “Ironhead” Miller x f!reader with a sprinkle of poly vibes) *

Oneshot: In equal measure (Explicit, TF boys x f!reader, a follow up oneshot to Constellations) *

Oneshot: Blue Eyes, Brown Eyes (Explicit, TF boys x f!reader, a follow up oneshot to Constellations and In equal measure) *

Fandom: Game of Thrones

Fic: To Make the Gods Take Notice (Explicit, Arya Stark & Ivar the Boneless, Vikings crossover)

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Drabble: Fireflies (Teen and Up, Tony Stark x f!reader) *

Fandom: Vikings

Oneshot: The king’s little helper (Explicit, Ecbert x f!reader) *

Oneshot: I still remember her (Teen and Up, Unspecified Ragnarsson x f!reader)

Fic: To Make the Gods Take Notice (Explicit, Arya Stark & Ivar the Boneless, Game of Thrones crossover)

Series: Ivar x Ylva

- a collection of drabbles, oneshots and fics all revolving around Ivar Ragnarsson and Ylva Geirrsdottír

Series: Keeping Promises - Darkest timeline *

- a horrible twist on the events of Keeping Promises, the main fic of the Ivar x Ylva series

Series: Ivar x Fredrika

- a collection of drabbles, oneshots and fics all revolving around Ivar Ragnarsson and Fredrika Eriksson, most of them in a modern setting

Series: Modern AU

- a collection of oneshots and minifics in a modern setting. Some of the works also feature Tom Hiddleston but I no longer write real person fiction

Series: Ivar

- a collection of works revolving around Ivar the Boneless

Series: Sons of Ragnar

- a collection of works revolving around Ivar, Hvitserk, Ubbe and Sigurd

Series: Harald Finehair and Halfdan the Black

- a collection of works revolving around Harald Finehair and Halfdan the Black

Series: Hvitserk

- a collection of works revolving around Hvitserk Ragnarsson

Series:Five days of Smut *

- a series of oneshots that I wrote as part of a special event on my blog. Each oneshot has one of the following characters: Ivar, Ubbe, Sigurd, Hvitserk, Ecbert

#the mandalorian masterlist #narcos masterlist #the gentlemen masterlist #dune masterlist #deadpool masterlist #triple frontier masterlist #vikings masterlist #game of thrones masterlist #mcu masterlist

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ihearttord · 1 year

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🕸✧.*──request info

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ i will only write x readers༉‧₊˚.

fandoms i will write for:

eddsworld

slasher

batman

marvel (only gwenpool, spiderman and deadpool)

the walking dead (s1-s4)

the walking dead game (ep1-3)

dead by daylight

detroit: become human

sally face

modern warfare 2 (i only watched the campaign

resident evil (re2-re3)

stardew valley

tokyo ghoul

criminal minds (s1-s8)

i will write:

comfort

specified reader e.g she/her, plus sized, etc

light angst

chaotic fics

fluff

platonic

polygamy

song fics

+ more!

i will not write:

smut

heavy angst

any racism, ableism, homophobia, etc

romance with children

gore

and that's about it! note that if i dont know a character very well i wont write for them :3

tysm for reading!

#fanficition #fanfic #request #requests #requests open #silly writer #eddsworld x reader #x reader #slasher x reader #x y/n #self insert #eddsworld #criminal minds x reader #twd x reader #sally face x reader #stardew valley x reader #dbd x reader #batman x reader #dbh x reader

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dietcokesports · 2 years

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hey babes just a little bit about my page so yk what's up

media I can write about

Marvel n friends

-daredevil

-Avengers

-Moonknight

- Ant-man

-Gotg

-Dr strange

-Deadpool

-x-men

-fantastic 4

Marauders

-James

- Remus

-Sirius

-Regulus

- Marlene

-Mary

-Lily

-Dorcas

- lmk if you have suggestions

Criminal minds

I'm too lazy to write but basically anyone except x criminal if you get what I mean

Dead Poets society

anyone except x Keating cause no 😨

Harry Potter lighting era

I'm down for anyone unless they're from a fanfiction (excluding maybe Enzo)

Fleabag

I'll just be doing clare and the hot priest maybe others later

Shameless

whoever is the vibe

crimson peak

-yeah basically yeah

I said this before but I'm usually up for writing smut if the occasion calls for lmao. I will not be writing any with adults x children though cause thats so icky. I'm probably not going to be doing any little/mommy/daddy/sub stuff cause that's just not my thing. I'll also be down to do gn reader and plus sized reader/ specific reader stuff ect. If that's the vibe.

I'll add anything else if I can think of it but yepp lmk your thoughts and suggestions<3

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plus-size-reader · 3 years

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Cooler than Him

Wade Wilson x Plus size!reader

Word Count: 2312 words

Warnings: none

Summary: Wade flirting with you, a rival headhunter that hangs out sometimes

(Part of draft clean out, just an idea I had that I really liked)

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You were cooler than him.

Wade was perfectly aware of that, but that didn’t deter him from becoming absolutely fascinated by you, even when Weasel told him it was a terrible idea.

You would squash him like a bug.

He knew it, and so did everyone else.

There wasn’t anyone in the scene who didn’t know who you were.

You had been around for a long time, and maintained one of the highest body counts around. If somebody needed someone else dead, they would come to you for a heavy price.

By all accounts, you would chew up Wade Wilson and spit him out but he really didn’t seem to care.

If nothing else, the fact that you were so scary only made him more interested in you because he was a glutton for punishment.

You were stunning, with the sort of blank stare that let him know just how much you hated his guts.

That was something that a guy like Wade couldn’t pass up, after all, women were so much hotter when they hated him.

He couldn’t help it.

“I’m gonna go talk to her” the words came from his throat with a decided nod. He had been staring at you for the past hour or so, but only now did it seem like a good idea to address you.

It certainly wasn’t.

No amount of time would ever make that a good idea, but when Weasel once again tried to tell him that, he was only waved off. Surely, the bartender didn’t know what he was talking about.

You couldn’t be that bad.

If there was one thing Wade had, it was game, and he was sure that once you got to know him, there would be nothing keeping you from falling for him.

Besides, no harm could come from him offering to buy you a drink, so that’s exactly what he did.

Before he could risk his best friend talking him out of it, Wade made his way across the grungy floor to where you were sitting with a sly smile on his face, confidence practically oozing from his every pore.

Wade thought that if he had anything, it was game, but in fact, all he had was blind confidence and the fact that he was immortal.

Though, in order to think that talking to you would be a good idea, he had to also be an idiot.

“Can I get you another drink?” he asked, doing his best to be smooth as he slid into the chair across from you, not missing the look you shot his way as he did.

No one ever bothered you while you were sitting here, not unless they had a job they needed done, and Wade certainly didn’t look like a client.

You worked for high dollar clients, men who would pay thousands to have work rivals taken out and women who wanted their husbands dead.

You definitely didn’t do whatever it was he needed.

“You can’t afford what I’m drinking” you allowed, not even bothering to look at him. Your eyes were trained on a few men across the bar, a fight budding between them.

That was far more interesting to you than whatever this guy wanted, something you weren’t sure he’d ever actually get around to asking you.

When you finally did let your eyes slip to his face, you saw that he was just staring at you, as if he couldn’t get any weirder.

“Well, then maybe you should be buying my drinks” he joked, though as he laughed, the dead air hung around him as a stale reminder that he had no business being here.

Luckily, tact was one of those things Wade just never seemed to develop.

It didn’t seem to matter that he was most assuredly striking out, at least he’d gotten to talk to you.

He was a glass half full kind of guy, after all.

“Can I do something for you?” you wondered, downing the shot in front of you that he’d brought with him from the bar.

It was not what you’d been drinking, or what you’d drank for a long time, but it would have to do.

This guy wasn’t going away anytime soon, and talking to him sober was sure to give you a migraine.

The action seemed to astound Wade, who was already so enamored with you that you could have stabbed him and he would have thanked you for it.

You were just so much cooler than him.

“Absolutely, I mean, anything” he hummed, practically picking his jaw up from the floor as he admired you. Had he been anyone else, Wade would have scurred away with his tail between his legs, but he wasn’t anyone else.

There was only one Wade Wilson in the world, and he wanted you.

He had already made up his mind.

“You couldn’t afford that either” you allowed, the corner of your lip turning up just enough for Wade to gather that you were trying to tell him a joke, after he’d swallowed his tongue.

He really was in way over his head.

“I’m pretty resourceful, you never know” he countered, really doing his best to be smooth, even though it was becoming more and more obvious that he wasn’t. As confident as he was, you weren’t even breaking a sweat.

Clearly, he wasn’t the first guy in this place who tried to hit on you, but he was the first to have gotten this far.

“Yeah, I’m sure you are,” you muttered, glancing between where Wade was sitting in front of you and where the bartender was, intently staring at the pair of you like a crazy person.

In fact, as you looked around, you noticed that quite a bit of the bar had turned their attention to you.

Evidently, they had been expecting you to put him on his ass, and every second that passed with him still sitting in front of you shocked them further. It was pretty impressive that you hadn’t shooed him away.

...or broke his arm like the last guy.

“Friend of yours?” you asked, gesturing over to where Weasel was, not phased in the least by being made. He just couldn’t imagine that Wade’s insane plan was working. After all, he’d watched you put a lot of people in their place.

It wouldn’t have been hard for you to do the same to him.

Wade looked at you for a moment more before turning around to finally get a good look at whatever it was that had captured your attention.

The sight before him was embarrassing to say the least. His friend was leaning over the bar with his jaw resting on his hand, eyes glued to the impossible sight of Wade Wilson sitting so near to you.

Shit.

As if you needed any more reason to think he was a total loser.

“Uh, I guess you could call him that. He’s more of an informant” he lied, hoping that would make this whole thing a little less elementary.

It wasn’t lost on Wade that you were on another level, and every moment of your time you spent here was a gift.

Not that he was really making good use of it.

Really, he was blowing it.

The obvious lie got a laugh out of you, a sound that was music to Wade’s ears from the moment it left your lips. He actually got you to laugh?

There was no way, he wasn’t even that funny, and if memory served, you didn’t ever do that. At least, he hadn’t ever heard you laugh like that before.

“Oh, that’s funny huh?” he joked, turning around to face you completely once again, hoping he could ride this wave for a little longer.

He didn’t have the nerve to ask you out quite yet but that didn’t mean he was giving up either.

He just needed a better segway.

“Yeah, it is. What kind of information does Weasel get you? Middle school bullies and dime store thieves?” you prompted, trying to figure out how well that worked out for him.

After all, there was no way he was used to a clientele like yours.

Not the serious kind.

“Ouch” Wade chuckled, holding his heart in fake pain, though he couldn’t blame you for that assumption. It was true, the two of you were in two very different businesses but that didn’t mean you didn’t have anything to teach one another.

He could use some help polishing his image, and you certainly couldn’t hurt your own with a bit of softening.

“What? You’re a mercenary, not a high dollar assassin. It was simply an observation” you shrugged, that sly smirk pulling on your lips as if daring him to call you on your words.

You knew he wouldn’t.

No one would, but you assumed that perhaps a small part of you was curious to see just how far he would take this whole thing.

Clearly, he came over here hoping to get something from you, and you wanted to know what.

Talking to you, out of the blue, uninvited was a ballsy move, if nothing else and you were impressed.

As much as someone like you could be, that was.

“I bet I could be, if you gave me a shot” he shrugged, not quite understanding what made you so different from him.

You both killed for money and you were both having a drink in this shitty bar.

How different could you really be?

Just when you were starting to get bored, Wade found a way to pull you in again. That was one hell of a claim to make, especially to someone like you.

“Oh yeah? You think you could do what I do?” you questioned, and for a moment, Wade worried he may have actually upset you.

You had been giving him the benefit of the doubt thus far but he couldn’t be shocked to know he overstepped.

It wasn’t until you smiled again that he realized you had something else in mind.

“Probably, I kill criminals. What do you do? Take out rich white guys who’re cheating on their wives?” he pushed further, no longer worrying at all about upsetting you.

It was obvious that if you wanted him gone, he’d be gone.

Now, the two of you were just having a conversation, like any other two people.

“I deal with all kinds of clientele, but if you’re so confident, perhaps you’d like to give it a shot?” you offered, sure that he would back down once you called his bluff but you didn’t understand who you were talking to.

Wade wasn’t just some guy trying to impress you, he was also completely devoid of common sense.

He wasn’t ever going to back down from a challenge.

“Yeah, that sounds good. I only have one condition” he decided, finally finding his way in. He smiled, leaning a bit closer over the table, that whole plan coming together better than he couldn’t have planned.

It was happening.

“What?” you asked, shuddering to think of whatever it was he had in mind.

This conversation had actually gone okay so far, but just like every other guy, it wouldn’t shock you if he ruined it last minute.

You were just hoping he wouldn’t.

So far, Wade had managed to actually capture your attention in a way that wasn’t common for you and the potential that had wasn’t lost on you either. All you could do was hope that he was real.

It would definitely suck if he was just like everyone else always was with you.

“If I do it, you have to let me take you out” he grinned, trying to be as sly as he could. This wasn’t really something that ever went well for him, hitting on women and all that, but he knew he had to try.

If he made it this far and didn’t at least put it out there, he would never forgive himself.

You sighed, sort of relieved that he hadn’t come over here to try and get in your pants without any sort of interest in you, or to tell you that you weren’t nearly as talented as he was. You got plenty of that.

What was less common in a place like this was finding someone actually interested in you as a person.

It was rare, especially in your business.

“Okay Wade, you have yourself a deal” you agreed, sort of hoping that he didn’t get himself killed doing this. Going out with him may not have been where you thought this was going, but it might not be the worst.

He was interesting, and if he actually managed to do what you did without fail, you would definitely owe him something. Though, you didn’t have a ton of confidence over it either.

Wade wasn’t really prepared for this in the way he thought he was.

“I have just the client for you” you hummed, reaching into your pocket and handing him a card.

You had been doing some light recon on this guy for the last few days but there was no real reason not to let him handle it.

Not if he was so willing to do this.

Then, once he’d taken the card, you got up from the table and headed toward the bar’s exit, leaving Wade all alone.

He looked at the card for a second, a single name written on one side of it, who he assumed was the guy he had to find before turning it around. On the other side, of course, was a set of numbers.

Your phone number, if he had to guess.

God, you were so much cooler than him but it didn’t matter now. All that Wade cared about now was getting that date, after he killed this guy.

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