Lesbians Needed for Science Reasons
I was watching @strange-aeons wonderful videos, What a Lesbian’s Hair Means and What a Lesbian’s Hair Means II
And I wondered, Which haircut as described is empirically the most “me”? So of course, in my goblin brain I thought of three (3) different categories to rate each hairstyle on. Which hairstyles have I had IRL, Which of the descriptors have I fit regardless of hairstyle, and which ones do I believe, in my heart of hearts, I could pull off. I made a slutty little table for it:
I realized that my descriptors, while saucy and flavorful, were not very scientific. So I rated them all on a numerical scale. At this point my good good buddy @drtinyface, got involved. You see, he has a bit of an “infatuation” for google sheets, and was appalled at my usage of google docs to make a fucking table. So he helped me create this monstrosity:
You might be asking, What the Fuck???
Essentially what it means, is that the lesbian haircuts that are empirically the most “me” are the perma-hat look and the bob cut look, and the ones that are the least are the dreads (we excluded dreads from the table and used only the data for dreads on a white person, as these results were for just me, a person who is white and therefore can only have white person dreads) Man Bun, Rainbow, and Shane Hair.
The Good Doctor Billy then said something pretty intriguing.
“The only interesting thing here is that there is a slight correlation between you having had the haircut and whether or not you fit the description”
“yeah, that’s because the stereotypes are true”
Then I realized that I was empirically proving the stereotypes in a fucking youtube video about lesbian hair.
Basically, I need you wlw folks to please answer the google form that is coming soon, I really would like to see this ridiculous science experiment through.
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pride mushrooms! it's been waaaay too long since june started and i still didn't have any pride art so i figured i'd do some mushroom art for it this year! definitely gonna do more with these bad boys soon 👍
SPECIES: Boletellus obscurecoccineus (rhubarb bolete), Entoloma quadratum (salmon pinkgill), Craterellus ordoratus, Hygrocybe psittacina (parrot mushroom), Leptonia carnea and Coprinellus disseminatus (fairy inkcap)
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